Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social
aug 23, 2025, 4:04 am • 304 83
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Whoever wrote the plane book probably works in an airline's maintenance dept.
aug 23, 2025, 2:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Someone at Boeing has a snuff fetish?
aug 24, 2025, 5:51 am • 2 0 • view
lmao 💙🤘
aug 23, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
They be freaked out in the aisles of the local bookstores like this?!?!
aug 23, 2025, 4:07 am • 4 0 • view
The books and book ladies are freakier than you could possibly imagine
aug 23, 2025, 1:07 pm • 7 1 • view
A man? They wilding in books
aug 23, 2025, 10:53 am • 7 0 • view
when she went "a *man*?" like it was the most implausible option 🤣
aug 23, 2025, 4:35 am • 31 0 • view
Not implausible, just least desirable 🤣
aug 23, 2025, 5:02 am • 6 0 • view
(… um, I’ll take the one about the two men)
aug 23, 2025, 7:04 am • 3 0 • view
This shattered my soul
aug 23, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I saw this and was just about to share it with you!
aug 23, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
@down.blue
aug 23, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!
aug 23, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Hey, he's only 7 feet tall and he's not a monster. (yes...I wrote one of those books)
aug 23, 2025, 4:31 am • 4 0 • view
A plane?!?!?
aug 23, 2025, 4:20 am • 7 0 • view
Sister, I have SO MANY questions!!!!
aug 23, 2025, 4:21 am • 2 0 • view
Like are we talking Transformers? (And even then…💀)
aug 23, 2025, 4:22 am • 5 0 • view
Okay because yes! My brain was trying and then she said, "NO!" 💀
aug 23, 2025, 4:24 am • 5 0 • view
I saw that book a few months ago and I was intrigued because how/why/what!!
aug 23, 2025, 4:26 am • 0 0 • view
I don't like this man!
aug 23, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
He’s too much! Oh my god.!
aug 23, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
Like how do you position and at what angle?
aug 23, 2025, 4:27 am • 0 0 • view
Sksksksksk please!
aug 23, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
I wonder if it’s like a Titane situation…heck let me just read this book.
aug 23, 2025, 4:31 am • 0 0 • view
X____X
aug 23, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
I don’t want to imagine Optimus Prime going to pound town
aug 23, 2025, 4:26 am • 2 0 • view
Without looking it up, I am almost certain there's already fics about ppl or other machines shtuping Optimus prime
aug 23, 2025, 4:32 am • 7 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 4:33 am • 7 0 • view
........ what did I just read?
aug 23, 2025, 4:34 am • 2 0 • view
I’m going to bed
aug 23, 2025, 4:35 am • 3 0 • view
This is a wise decision.
aug 23, 2025, 4:37 am • 0 0 • view
Are you familiar at all with Chuck Tingle because he is a legend in the realm of Rule 34. Start with Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt. #Tinglers
aug 23, 2025, 4:25 am • 5 1 • view
Them: you’d rather meet a bear in the woods than a man? Women: dating is so rough out here we’d rather fuck fish or airplanes or monsters that will devour us than a human man.
aug 23, 2025, 5:11 pm • 26 5 • view