*cracks knuckles* ASK ME ANYTHING It's my time to shine

You don't need to purchase mushrooms in any other form than as mushrooms. If you 'know a guy' that makes them, feel free. Caramels or chocolates are most common. Otherwise, it's very easy to turn those mushrooms into anything of your choice.

RANT BEGIN: Dosage: I'm old school so it's not technical. You take a stem for body high, stem and cap for body high and visuals. Microdosing is a thing, which means you can take a little, get a little body high, and then see how you feel. You can absolutely test-run mushrooms.

Microdosing: you generally grind the mushrooms into a powder with a coffee grinder, and then put into capsules. You can also just rip a little off and throw it into your tea. There's no science.

Mushrooms will be dried and look ugly; they'll smell gross too. Welcome to drugs. Mushroom tea: make your tea as normal, put in whatever amount of mushroom you want, proceed as usual. Mushroom powder: put em in the coffee grinder, sprinkle on whatever. Chips and salsa is a great delivery vehicle.

Don't have time to make them into anything? Freeze a bag of M&Ms. Eat the M&Ms while eating the mushrooms. I got SO lucky figuring this one out. Honestly M&Ms should think of marketing it. The gross mushroom taste gets magically canceled out. You're welcome.

You will probably get nauseous. If you can sign up for mushrooms, I'm sure you can buy some Tums just in case. Puke and Rally. Do not be the buzzkill.

Highs can start 30 - 75 minutes after eating, which generally leans closer to 30. You'll "peak" for a few hours, and it'll start to dissipate from there on. You'll get saddish because your dopamine is spent. Ravers take 5 htp supplements. I treat mine like a hangover and order pho. Up to you.

The single WORST way I've found is "in a blender with orange juice" because that one guy at the party said "Vitamin C makes it activate stronger" 0/10 smoothie, cannot recommend

That was so mean of him. The vitamin C thing is a strong thought but I don't know if it's actually true. Besides, you drink the OJ later when you're high. Candies like Starburst or Skittles really slap while high.

The only reason I haven't ranted about everything you can do when eating mushrooms is because I thought I might have taken this post too seriously. However I have three decades experience and would love to pass on knowledge. Plus, you can buy them at stores in Canada.

I decided to rant because I know that the people with questions aren't going to want to post it publicly. So, fuck it.

YES, and I don't know that it's true either but we got swept up in the moment and it occurred to us WAY later after agonizingly chugging our way through the grey-green mushroom sludge "wait couldn't we have just eaten a vitamin c tablet?"

Vitamin C tablets were a staple in high school 💀🤣 meeemmoorriieess

Lol lol lol lol lol

Have somebody who’s handy with a candy thermometer make them into caramels, it masks the taste

Yes

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social you ever come up to DC i got you.

Let’s hold hands while we do mushroom

A thing I heard a few years ago & have been thinking about ever since is that Christians/majority western culture has decided that using a very particular potentially intoxicating fruit for worship (the grape) is righteous, and all other fruits, vegetables, &/or fungi are not. Which, hmm! 🤔

Not yall telling me how to do it 😭😭😭

www.npr.org/2023/07/11/1...

All I ask is that you stay off of social media until you’re done. You are enough trouble perfectly sober.

THIS

If I were to ever try mushrooms or acid I would have to check myself into an adult day care for the weekend.

Let me know when they tell you how to procure them

I feel like the BlueSky congregation is large and well connected enough to arrange for delivery?

One option: www.schedule35.co/us/

What did you expect? That they'd let you do it without guidance? Tsk. Tsk 😂

I’ve seen Midsommar. I’m all in.

Pastor, are you familiar with Sturgill Simpson? "I saw Jesus play with flames in a lake of fire that I was standing in." open.spotify.com/track/4NE3oW...

Pastor...

For science?

Are you a scientist?

But i can BE science

Make a pasta dish. Add a lil cannibutter. Veg out.

Dehydrate them, crush em up into a meal, i usually did chipotle bowls or pb&j’s

You can put the dried shrooms in a tea bag for microdosing. You won't trip, though.

dry-ass stems and caps. it’s awful. take them with Doritos to make the awfulness less awful

Powder is better, you can mix it in your beverage

Yes. But also make sure you have (mind)set and setting correct. And maybe some zofran for the nausea Also also don’t do it alone but also don’t do it at a house party either. Happy travels!

@heathenqueen.blacksky.app