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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

How did God know to put all that flavor round the cows tail???? Maybe Faith Evans was on to something

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aug 24, 2025, 6:20 pm β€’ 54 5

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Dustin Ragland @youngweather.bsky.social

Brian Cox in Succession chuckling at a cell phone on an airplane
aug 24, 2025, 6:38 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Brosephus @brosephus.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It wasn't just the cow, Pastor. Castoreum was used as a natural flavor enhancer for gourmet foods. That substance comes from the castor gland, which is located near a beaver's ass.

aug 24, 2025, 6:32 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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The Duchess @sotlduchess.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣🀣 Whose pastor is this? 🀣🀣🀣 SMH.

aug 24, 2025, 6:32 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

I said β€œmaybe” !!!!!!

aug 24, 2025, 6:27 pm β€’ 15 0 β€’ view
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social

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Let me Skeet my Mind! @lickerlurker.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 11:25 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Chick-fil-A plug @onedrinktwodrink.blacksky.app

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

aug 24, 2025, 7:18 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Whole Human Mama | Graeme Seabrook @graeme.blacksky.app

PASTOR IT IS SUNDAY

aug 24, 2025, 6:45 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Hangman πŸ€ πŸ‡πŸ½ @audreybjunior.blacksky.app

Once again I ask, WHY would you say THIS?!

aug 24, 2025, 6:22 pm β€’ 4 1 β€’ view
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social

On a SUNDAY

aug 24, 2025, 6:23 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Nyasha Junior @nyashajunior.bsky.social

It's the sabbath, Pastor.

aug 24, 2025, 8:47 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

That’s the last one… promise

aug 24, 2025, 8:51 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Katie Kat PDA Expert @spicynocajun.bsky.social

I would say you need Jesus but y’all already in cahoots.

aug 24, 2025, 6:30 pm β€’ 10 0 β€’ view
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jessieπŸ₯ž @jessiejessup.bsky.social

This reminded me of James Joyce who wrote the filthiest, grimiest & urgent, fervent love letters to his wife about her farts. He signed off on one w "Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!" Bootylicious is right.πŸ˜…

aug 24, 2025, 7:43 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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ACTION Jackson @jmcmillioniii.bsky.social

Ight pastor lmao smh

aug 24, 2025, 6:23 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view