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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

WHEN SHE WAS SCROLLING ON THE INTERNET THE SAME THING THAT STOPPED YOU 🫵🏿 STOPPED HER

aug 26, 2025, 12:53 pm • 85 6

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

“Maybe it’s cause I’m nice guy” No 🗣️ It’s because you are thick guy!!!

aug 26, 2025, 12:55 pm • 102 11 • view
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

It speak to her loins

aug 26, 2025, 12:55 pm • 90 7 • view
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social

Solomon you are a treasure thank you

aug 26, 2025, 3:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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GenXJamerican🇯🇲🇺🇸 @genxjamerican.com

The thick make her sin engine rumble, if you will

aug 26, 2025, 3:09 pm • 6 0 • view
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Nyasha Junior @nyashajunior.bsky.social

Do you have something you should be doing at work today?

aug 26, 2025, 1:00 pm • 104 1 • view
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

Not yet

aug 26, 2025, 1:01 pm • 111 1 • view
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GenXJamerican🇯🇲🇺🇸 @genxjamerican.com

If it was me, I would count this as work. Put it in a sermon about “who is *really* for you” 😏

aug 26, 2025, 4:45 pm • 17 0 • view
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Trip Kirkpatrick @triplingual.bsky.social

[long cackle]

aug 26, 2025, 4:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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seasonally appropriate el 🦇 🍁 @ellamennopie.meatjacker.social

he’s already preaching the good word

aug 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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Mr. Pottersquash @pottersquash.bsky.social

This is his work!

aug 26, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social

👑 this is the best solomon-related reply i have EVER seen

aug 26, 2025, 7:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mother Milk Monster @fraucheezpuff.bsky.social

I'm awake now, Nyasha! Is it time for me to clock in?

aug 26, 2025, 1:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app

Please sister. Get him back on track!

aug 26, 2025, 1:21 pm • 17 0 • view
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✌🏾 @fkakooley.blacksky.app

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social they're upset that you're givin out their recipes. appreciate you doin the Lord's work 🤝🏾

aug 26, 2025, 1:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

her tenderloins?

aug 26, 2025, 1:10 pm • 12 0 • view
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Creative Wronging @creativewronging.bsky.social

Wilma & Fred Flintstone Lois & Peter Griffin Marge & Homer Simpson Carrie & Doug Heffernan Vivian & Philip Banks

aug 26, 2025, 2:14 pm • 5 0 • view
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Deborah @deborahxoxo.bsky.social

Uncle Phil too good for this list, but I understand. We appreciators of the Fluff? We approve this lady's message...

aug 26, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Creative Wronging @creativewronging.bsky.social

Agreed lol I will say my mom is one such appreciator, and it ain't just the extra lbs that made my stepdad twice the man my father was

aug 26, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joseph Hughes @nczeitgeist.bsky.social

It's hard to beat "He looks warm."

aug 26, 2025, 12:57 pm • 25 1 • view