And I’m going to the funeral
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aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Imma verify
aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 6 0 • view
The death is all the verification we’ll ever need. 🤭🤭
aug 30, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Do his body like Mussolini’s, as a treat. For the people
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 5 0 • view
When Reagan died, my job announced we could take the day off to attend the funeral I told my boss I was taking the day, and he said "are you going to the funeral? Me: "No. We all mourn in our own way." He did not let me take the day.
aug 30, 2025, 6:11 pm • 10 0 • view
You couldn't make up anything?
aug 30, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Eat lots of asparagus before attending. It will be the world's largest urinal. And he deserves nothing better.
aug 30, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
He’ll probably be buried in Arlington. We can piss there too lol
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
The 100th worst invited guest will be a worse piece of shit than anybody you’ve ever met. A week later I’ll be selling spray paint and Gatorade outside the cemetery
aug 30, 2025, 6:12 pm • 4 0 • view
In full drag I hope.
aug 30, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Spit on his casket for me, please! 😊
aug 30, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I've been looking for the perfect red dress as per my pinned post: bsky.app/profile/jenn...
aug 30, 2025, 9:33 pm • 5 0 • view
One of my all-time favorite lines in any movie.
aug 30, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
The end of Masters of War: "I'll watch while you're lowered Down to your deathbed And I'll stand over your grave 'Til I'm sure that you're dead"
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 7 1 • view
(The funeral scene in Charade)
aug 30, 2025, 6:41 pm • 2 0 • view
you trying to get in
aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 55 1 • view
😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 3 0 • view