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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

He may not be dead, but all the commotion on social media last night *finally* resulted in some major news outlets talking about his health and age, so I say we keep it up

aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1,394 191

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Tony "BLIИK" Losoya @anthonylosoya.bsky.social

The dude looked like absolute shit this morning (more so than usual)

aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 15 0 • view
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Joe Huiras @joehuiras.bsky.social

hes always looked that shitty? I'm not seeing the difference (I want to)

aug 30, 2025, 6:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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jake d’arc @arclighthalo.com

Hard to tell from the limited pictures available from today, but he’s always looked kinda shit when golfing. I think it’s the lack of stage makeup plus the fact that we normally see him in suits, which add a bit of bulk. I could make an argument that he looks like he’s lost some weight, though.

aug 30, 2025, 10:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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jake d’arc @arclighthalo.com

He looks like a 79 year old man. I wouldn’t really suspect anything if it weren’t for the hand, ankles, and other weirdness going on. As it is, I’m leaning towards something being significantly wrong.

aug 30, 2025, 10:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

I honestly thought it was a double at first, his chin wattle looked looser and more robust than usual

aug 30, 2025, 6:14 pm • 8 0 • view
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Tony "BLIИK" Losoya @anthonylosoya.bsky.social

Like a saggy walking corpse. Probably smells like one too

aug 30, 2025, 6:16 pm • 7 0 • view
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Lady Autism👩‍🌾 CindyM🍁 (she/they) @cindym.bsky.social

omg I can't bear to scrutinize him this closely; thank you for your service! 👍

aug 30, 2025, 7:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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LibsLikeMe @danihere.bsky.social

Me too!!

aug 30, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Blakezilla Van Rensselaer @blakethebutcher.bsky.social

Maybe all the piling on will make him wish he had and he does!!!!

aug 30, 2025, 6:11 pm • 6 0 • view
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CC @casaconnie.bsky.social

Team work makes the dream work

aug 31, 2025, 1:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Henley Parker @henleyparker.bsky.social

It’s just good energy to put out in the world Just in case

aug 31, 2025, 5:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 49 3 • view
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Henley Parker @henleyparker.bsky.social

I read these photos were from June is that true?

aug 31, 2025, 5:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

I have no idea tbh

aug 31, 2025, 5:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social

The above photo is from today. His devotees were posting a video and stills earlier of him dressed in similar fashion glad handing with club members and seemingly doing well that was soon revealed to be from June.

aug 31, 2025, 6:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:11 pm • 38 1 • view
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Doctor Science back from Worldcon🚀 @doctorscience.bsky.social

what ... is ... that ... THING ... on his desk ...

aug 30, 2025, 6:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

That is the World Cup trophy. Not the Club World Cup trophy that he stole, that’s a separate one

aug 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 7 0 • view
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Doctor Science back from Worldcon🚀 @doctorscience.bsky.social

the embarrassment will NEVER end ...

aug 30, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dread Pirate Zed @dreadpiratezed.bsky.social

Mockup of the World Cup trophy, I think?

aug 30, 2025, 6:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dread Pirate Zed @dreadpiratezed.bsky.social

Yup. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Wo...

aug 30, 2025, 6:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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poguemahon.bsky.social @poguemahon.bsky.social

Well-hinged rumors

aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 24 0 • view
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OneSerenityNow @oneserenitynow.bsky.social

Well damnit!

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aug 30, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Daly 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @stevedaly.bsky.social

That’s a double. We know Melania has one, why not TACO?

aug 30, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin is not doing any more work @kevinhamel.bsky.social

“‘E says ‘e’s not dead!” “Well, he will be soon. He’s very ill…”

aug 31, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Dreamliner Again @entirelyharmless.bsky.social

Remember all the brouhaha about Biden’s health and age…? Trump should double up on his lunchtime McDonald’s order 😈

aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 9 0 • view
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SandyC @sandyceee.bsky.social

Photos from today

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aug 30, 2025, 10:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @encarta.software

The media needs to respect both sides of the debate. If they’re going to say he’s alive, they also need to talk about him being dead

aug 31, 2025, 2:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sparky @sparkybarkles.bsky.social

Yes! But sooo disappointed 😩

aug 31, 2025, 3:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Z @tlzxoxo.bsky.social

Yes AND bsky.app/profile/deni...

aug 31, 2025, 12:42 am • 2 0 • view
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Snowcap59 @jamest65.bsky.social

Have to agree that even bullshitting about King Pedo isn't a bad thing if like you say the press actually gets nuts to actually talk about the fool and his fat ass

aug 31, 2025, 5:33 am • 2 0 • view
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lisdoon.bsky.social @lisdoon.bsky.social

🎯

aug 31, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social

Release the Epstein Files AND the cholesterol count.

aug 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 7 0 • view
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ResistingDaily @clearlyfoggy.bsky.social

I’ll check back tomorrow. I’m an optimist. Also: #EpsteinTrump #Epstein #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #PedoPrez #ListenToTheVictims

aug 30, 2025, 11:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Steven @619-afterdark.bsky.social

His nothing if not constantly wanting attention. The fact that he was gone for this long means something was wrong with him, he can’t go very long without validation

aug 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 11 0 • view
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Bob Van Brabant @bobvanbrabant.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 7:45 pm • 6 0 • view
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Nerd #7132 @nerd7132.bsky.social

my theory was "trump's in the hospital, maybe he will return, maybe not"

aug 30, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Stainless Steel Wererat @steelwererat.bsky.social

The surest sign that Trump was sick would be that Melania was nowhere near the hospital and was surrounding herself with legions of lawyers.

aug 30, 2025, 9:22 pm • 22 2 • view
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Terri Lukavec @idesent.bsky.social

Nah…she’d want to be a witness.

aug 30, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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MaidenOver 🧙 @judeet44.bsky.social

I was wondering whether the rumours forced him to show his face today...

aug 30, 2025, 9:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social

This is not an endorsement of any particular tactic, but I like to keep it up with some activities just because they are fun

aug 30, 2025, 8:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hot Blanx Summer @senorblanxo.bsky.social

Yet.

aug 30, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heinrich @heinrichhosenossal.bsky.social

lol I do get a kick out of that 'we' thing you TDS sufferers pretend exists beyond the boundaries of your emotional and psychological frailties. Like you're organized or some monolithic force capable of changing anything. Good stuff.

aug 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

lol wut

aug 30, 2025, 10:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com

Another troll easy block

aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Heinrich @heinrichhosenossal.bsky.social

About right...

aug 30, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Terri Lukavec @idesent.bsky.social

Let’s! It’s a nice reprieve after all the goon & doom.

aug 30, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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cuddlykoala.bsky.social @cuddlykoala.bsky.social

Oh he's dead! At least until I personally see him stumbling up or down stairs, being confused and angry and slurring like he usually does. Otherwise it's a double, or AI.

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deb @debfly.bsky.social

New plan; everyone take turns at posting ‘he is dead’, on a daily basis, and whenever we see that post everybody, everywhere, every time, give it a LIKE, bump it up!

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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mpulskamp.bsky.social @mpulskamp.bsky.social

Oh, he’s dead. People are talking about it all over the place. That’s a robotic body double. Took a couple days to charge it up. Don’t believe me? Ask it how many “b”s there are in blueberry.

aug 30, 2025, 6:43 pm • 11 0 • view
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Gabe Puratekuta, Witch Analyst @gabepuratekuta.bsky.social

The real Trump would ramble on about how Boo Berry is his favorite cereal.

aug 30, 2025, 10:58 pm • 6 0 • view