Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Chicagoans - remember your training
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." falo português 🇧🇷
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Chicagoans - remember your training
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Likely, yes exactly this
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Sean Manaea literally saying “I was dicking around a lot and not focused at all” is what broke me
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
This is all I’ve seen (I had to unmute, damn you)
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
“how DARE you ask us to work hard at our literal jobs” say the guys who would lose their shit if the waitstaff at STK brought out their drinks 2 min too late
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
That was the same fan fest where they didn’t limit tickets and I almost got crushed to death on a terrace level escalator, good times
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Gurriel batting 5th was a psy op
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
“what’s a no-fail way to make us lose, i got bookies to pay”
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
My working theory is he’s a gambling addict in deep
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
That cop emoji tho 🤨
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
We never should have let Tanner Scott go
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a funny meme about jokes going over my head that I would never dare use on you
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I already assume most baseball players are bog standard chuds, the least they could do is keep it to themselves
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I saw this episode of The Studio
load-bearing wokeness (@pauleke.bsky.social) reposted
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BAHAHAHAHAHA
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I was like, uh, way to derail the fun
hannah gais (@hannahgais.bsky.social) reposted
federal buildings are only closed when they’re in extreme distress, like Trump dying
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the weird Gen X fixation
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Also he is 6’8” he could simply eat all the homophobes
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
dear gods
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YES I followed him on Instagram when he was in the minors, his reels were all “Black Lives Matter” and Pride and wife guy stuff
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching Robocop as impressionable children is what made the Millennials the greatest generation
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
My parents who wouldn’t let us watch a movie with even the most benign hint of sex let my brother watch Glory when he was like, 6 years old 🙃
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Jason Adam and Steve
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
This team needs a vibe shift that can only be accomplished by putting our giant woke king on the mound. Bring out Sean Reynolds!
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look Arraez is once again on base and Manny did nothing about it
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I know Adriana means well, I just have no sympathy for these guys. They’re getting paid fuck you money to throw a little ball around and they still have to make these little culture war grievances their whole personality and I’m fucking sick of them
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, he tweaked his knee. He didn’t take a bullet in war. We don’t have to salute the guy
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a hard time feeling bad for someone who publicly - and willingly - told every LGBTQ baseball fan that their very existence is a “lifestyle” he can’t encourage and they should “abstain from that behavior”
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Jason Adam’s knee rebelling against his grotesque homophobia
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
The himboest team in all of baseball (complimentary)
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I love chicken so much, I need this to happen
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Bogaerts was repeatedly spotted being the first at practice and the last to leave and clearly was trying and wore his slump and owned it and with Manny we just get puerile back talk and condescension
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
A regular Socrates
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👀 👀 👀
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s been a giant let down lately but instead of doing the Bogaerts thing where you put your head down and work on it quietly, he’s decided to just do that cocky thing
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
@maseinurface.bsky.social we manny posting
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Wasn’t spring training 2023 the “Let’s Go Brandon” year, too?
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Never forget
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Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet he is constantly whining about how unfair everyone’s being to him, personally
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah I love mayo so this may have influenced my opinions 😅
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
And tbc I think Nadler generally votes correctly and has been a good soldier, but he’s old and lacks the energy and stamina and fire to be the voice we need in the House going forward. He should be applauded for doing the right thing
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
The Studio on Apple TV was so good and there is a literal fake cop movie in it called “Alphabet City” 😅
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The message is starting to break through, keep it up everyone
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
They are?!?
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Who THE FUCK makes a waffle cut fry and then doesn’t coat them in seasoning?? It’s criminal
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
At McDonald’s in Brazil they sell lemon pepper chicken sandwiches and banana pies and it’s like, damn, we could have those things 🥲
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The correct answer to a citizen of Klansville, Alabama saying they feel like the country is leaving them behind is “good.”
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Popeye’s and Church’s
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly Popeye’s and KFC have good fried chicken sandwiches and way better sides, who would go to Chik Fil A
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
See it’s been a very long time since I’ve been there but the chicken sandwich tasted like every other fast food chicken sandwich I’ve had? I don’t get it
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I have only eaten there once, literally 18 years ago in Houston, and it was fine? I did not understand the hysteria when they first opened some locations here on the West Coast
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
As we walked by he yelled, “if you actually believed any of this you’d stop paying your taxes!” and I was like, “bro, I already have!” (true story)
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social)
As if the homophobia weren’t bad enough, Chick-Fil-A selling waffle cut fries with no seasoning whatsoever is an affront to god and man why do people wait in interminably long lines for this shit? what is wrong with you people
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuckin A
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s in a Grunt Style shirt so I humbly suggest she deserves to be bullied
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
this sonofabitch
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
now watch Machado blow this
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social)
RBI single for Luis Arraez Alhamdulillah!
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a Carnitas Snack Shack right.there.
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
You got a way better wide angle than I did!
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE VOTES
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve done a rally driving course!
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🙏
Indivisible Chicago Alliance ❌👑 (@indivisiblechicago.bsky.social) reposted
Chicago's already great, thx #NoTroopsInChicago
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Stretch jorts? I’m in
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Just today I was taking pictures for and handing our Democratic Party club flyers to a bunch of members of the WFP the real adults know what’s up
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking this exact thing at the protest today, there were socialists tabling and waving Palestinian flags right next to old ladies with “cringe” signs calling on Trump to croak and everyone was fine and we all generally want the same things People who are Too Online refuse to see this
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably. All the accounts on here with the biggest number of followers are pretty run of the mill leftists/Progressives/Never Trump Republicans and I’m on here a lot, I have no other social media accounts
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not sure that’s what he’s trying to say, though
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social)
Imagine being a Republican candidate and going to an event called “Labor Fest” that wasn’t *intentionally* filled with balding, goateed Teamsters
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are always the tourists looking at us in the most slack-jawed fashion that kind of tour must attract a certain type…
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
HBC made my moods way more stable and predictable regardless of the time in my cycle. Without them I an easily see myself having clawed a man’s face off by age 30
FeistyEnglishTeacher (@flower-power.bsky.social) reposted
@50501movement.bsky.social 150 protesters lined both sides of Rockville Pike in Rockville, MD to send the message loud and strong: #Resist #LaborDay
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I believe in the power of us We will find you a romantic cruise partner sohelpmegod
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry that’s a gendered term, it’s “blueskyismx”
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I was feeling dizzy this morning and wary about carrying a flag pole so I draped myself in it instead 🙃
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Ba dum tiss!
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Diedrich Bader (@diedrichbader.bsky.social) reposted
a kid like this can either bloom into an empathetic beautiful soul or can curdle into a bully bent on revenge
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Normal guy: what a huge protest, amazing Me: thats the ship they used to film Master and Commander (behind the bigger ship with the white sails) bsky.app/profile/iwil...
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
The best thing about our protests in San Diego is we always pass by giant crowds of tourists 😅 Today we got to wave to people in amphibious vehicles, a trolley tour, and a bunch of people on patios of expensive restaurants
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
@banditelli.org more ship posting
Senator Scott Wiener (@scottwiener.bsky.social) reposted
Stand up for our country & against this authoritarian regime. Big SF protest saying hell no to Trump.
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Also that was a live person in that Cartman costume and I hope they show up to ICE raids in it from now on
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social)
Shout out to the unions who have given me the chance to make a comfortable wage and work with dignity: UFCW Local 135 IAM CSLEA SEIU Local 1000
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
It was huge! I managed to make it through the whole march despite feeling dizzy but I’m extremely angry about climate change today
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
It was so hot in San Diego Brett, I’m not built for this 😡
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Juan Soto doing the shuffle as a Padre: “he’s adorable, look at his little personality I just ❤️ him” Juan Soto doing the shuffle now: “what the fuck, fuck this guy, man”
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
Also he was like, really REALLY good in 2019, any year he doesn’t live up to that is gonna be a disappointment for fans
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
So in short: he’s a good player for sure, but his salary indicates he’s playing at his Nationals tenure levels and afaik he hasn’t been?
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
I can answer this for his time as a Padre: His stats made him look more worthwhile than he was. He’d consistently crush like, 2 home runs a game if we were already up by 4, but then go 0-4 in games where we really needed our best players to come through also, he’s not great defensively
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social)
The @resiztersband.bsky.social were kicking ass at today’s march
San Diego Progressive Democratic Club (@sdprogressives.bsky.social) reposted
A message from our Club President:
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social)
Sean Reynolds is back LFGGGGG
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah sure totally do that that still does nothing to help those workers TODAY