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Trust Me, I’m an Art Major 🇺🇦 @artmajor.bsky.social

Wait until they chime in about BBQ… Literally the worst food takes in the Western world.

sep 1, 2025, 1:58 pm • 5 0

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social

It wouldn’t be so funny if they didn’t so comically over react. I pulled a cookbook from 1721 and now I have some kind of blood feud with a “kind of heart” in bio guy.

sep 1, 2025, 2:01 pm • 8 0 • view
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Trust Me, I’m an Art Major 🇺🇦 @artmajor.bsky.social

Make fun of the monarchy or driving on the wrong side of the road, but bring up 1721 recipes???? Sails are raised and the British navy is on the way. Only steak and kidney pie can save us now. Perhaps a haggis.

sep 1, 2025, 2:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social

Ya it’s MY fault eel pie and mushy peas existed

sep 1, 2025, 2:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social

I have a vivid memory from when I was a kid visiting the UK and trying this soggy undercooked bacon. It’s something that sticks with you and it’s impossible to not think about whenever this topic comes up

sep 1, 2025, 2:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Trust Me, I’m an Art Major 🇺🇦 @artmajor.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 2:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social

To paraphrase PJ O’Rourke, the Brits are “an intensely snobbish group but who exactly they’re snubbing is an international mystery”.

sep 1, 2025, 2:16 pm • 11 0 • view
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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social

500 years of abusing the Irish and they can’t even get the craic figured out.

sep 1, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hazard @hazardfromharvard.bsky.social

I once went into the iconic Neal’s Yard Dairy store in Covent Garden and asked if they had any cheese with truffle and the very kind lady looked at me with pity and informed me that that was something only the continental Europeans did. To be fair, the cheese from NYD is top notch.

sep 1, 2025, 2:17 pm • 6 0 • view
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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social

You're telling me you can find good food options in a large international city?

sep 1, 2025, 2:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social

We don’t do that here, but for flavour is exactly the kind of anecdote that will get you into a highlander-like generational vendetta quagmire.

sep 1, 2025, 2:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social

I actively avoid truffle but not because it’s “European” but bc it makes everything taste worse

sep 1, 2025, 2:29 pm • 7 0 • view
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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social

Truffle being on a menu is enough to make me avoid a restaurant entirely in some cases

sep 1, 2025, 2:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social

look I seriously get that it’s a delicacy some people love but to me it just overwhelms whatever it’s on, and it smells like dirt

sep 1, 2025, 2:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hazard @hazardfromharvard.bsky.social

One of my favourite restaurants serves a menu where the *only* choice is which type of truffle you want with your dinner.

sep 1, 2025, 2:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hazard @hazardfromharvard.bsky.social

WHAT?!

sep 1, 2025, 2:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social

I’m off pretending I like things that taste bad because they’re pricey

sep 1, 2025, 2:34 pm • 8 0 • view
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Trust Me, I’m an Art Major 🇺🇦 @artmajor.bsky.social

I am snooty about my truffles and believe that bar cuisine that incorporates cheap truffle oil was a mistake (along with bacon in cocktails and doughnuts). I respect your elevated palette.

sep 1, 2025, 2:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social

idk that my palate is elevated I just know what I like maybe it’s like the cilantro thing (I’m pro) where some ppl think it tastes like soap

sep 1, 2025, 2:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Hazard @hazardfromharvard.bsky.social

I could put truffles on absolutely everything.

sep 1, 2025, 2:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social

you’re not alone! but this would make me 🤢

sep 1, 2025, 2:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hazard @hazardfromharvard.bsky.social

This is one of my favourite places on earth. More truffles in one meal than most people consume in a lifetime. www.restaurantbruno.com/en/menus

sep 1, 2025, 2:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social

I’m so happy for you but honestly this would be unimaginable torture for me

sep 1, 2025, 2:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paul J Davies @pauljdavies.bsky.social

Actually drooling now...

sep 1, 2025, 2:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social

Who doesn't love pasta with a hint of gas leak?

sep 1, 2025, 3:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social

Yanks having bad food takes is bad but Canadiens 👀

sep 1, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social

We have literally two “national” dishes and it’s either fries and gravy or a huge dry pancake

sep 1, 2025, 2:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Trust Me, I’m an Art Major 🇺🇦 @artmajor.bsky.social

Oh Canada!

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sep 1, 2025, 2:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hazard @hazardfromharvard.bsky.social

Canadian maple syrup is liquid heaven.

sep 1, 2025, 2:43 pm • 2 0 • view