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That’s what I was hoping to hear!
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That’s what I was hoping to hear!
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Interesting thread here where Adam presents evidence that Trump has been having mini-strokes x.com/adamscochran...
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Wish I still had a burner so I could indulge in it.
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“Invest like the 1%”: ad copy that has and will take out some retail investors.
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I am snooty about my truffles and believe that bar cuisine that incorporates cheap truffle oil was a mistake (along with bacon in cocktails and doughnuts). I respect your elevated palette.
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Make fun of the monarchy or driving on the wrong side of the road, but bring up 1721 recipes???? Sails are raised and the British navy is on the way. Only steak and kidney pie can save us now. Perhaps a haggis.
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Wait until they chime in about BBQ… Literally the worst food takes in the Western world.
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Had to try it once!
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The tariff regime can eat a big bag of ding dongs. I’ll never give up my internationally sourced sugar addiction! NEVER!!!
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I still have my 1oz silver Canadian maple leaf bought in 2010 bc {checks conspiracy notes} the silver market was being manipulated and prices were artificially depressed by the Fed (Illuminati).
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Western Europe doesn’t want Ukraine to win, continued:
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One disabled Marine veteran has not had a primary care doctor assigned to him since his previous doctor left in the winter, his wife said. The VA “was never like this before. There’s a lack of staff, empty rooms, locked doors.”
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I’m still shocked that Republicans published a plan for how they were going to dismantle or compromise every major government agency, people called it crazy, and now they’re halfway done within the first year of Trump’s administration. It was all in Project 2025.
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“When you parse through it, we see sort of some haves and have-nots.” 🧐 apple.news/AjpcMFlZwQOm...
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gd why are these people given insane amounts of money? Eating a balanced omnivore diet of whole foods and minimally processed foods rich in nutrition will reduce inflammation, improve metabolic rate, reduce aging, and improve cognitive functions. No fasting. I’m seeking $500M for my Eat This App.
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They can be very friendly and happy, but become big and dangerous if you’re not paying attention… simple stuff like accidentally getting penned behind a gate.
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Texas and Alabama losing on the same day.
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Politicians are fair game, especially if they’re abhorrent people. Modifying your body/dress to pay homage to your king is a choice, and we’re allowed to mock you for it. They wanted the attention, right?
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Go Dawgs! #UGAvsMRSH Stockton with 13y yard rush up the middle for TD UGA 14 MRSG 0
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This is a very boomer/grandparent post. I can hear my mom telling me something very similar. “And you know what, Art Major? I pulled up the camera footage - because i just figured out how to use it - and caught them getting sloppy. I didn’t say anything about a 25 min lunch break though.”
molly conger (@socialistdogmom.bsky.social) reposted
the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
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JD Vance has a lot of work to do if he’s going to convince Trump disciples that he’s worthy… “Vance is not going to be a racist,” Fuentes said during a livestream last week. “You can’t make me go and vote for some fatass with some mixed-race family.” apple.news/AS3ax85wETDa...
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They can take our tide pods and Charman ultra soft from our cold dead hands!!!
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How I feel (Feeling good feeling great How are you?)
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Good point. JD is probably like “lol guys, watch this” as he shoves him into the cargo hold.
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The lizard people can’t pull the wool over our eyes this time!
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Just bought the kid a new bike for 50% off. Bout to cop some Nike’s for 50% off. Costco is running a P&G sale - buy $100, get $25 off… gonna stack up the TP like it’s 2020. Stacks on stacks. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻
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Dude’s not leaving unless it’s on AFO. He wouldn’t be caught dead in a military aircraft. It’s beneath him, even in a medical emergency.
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I thoroughly enjoyed reading this article.
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In a Ferrari Jaguar Switching 4 lanes Top down Screaming out Money ain’t a thang - NC GOP
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“You must teach your kids to be unbound by the shackles of capitalism and conservative theories like `drowning in personal debt,’”Bluesky Steve replied from his $1200 phone while munching on artisanal sourdough drizzled w/ luxury Italian EVOO, staring at his stack of unread communist theory books
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Report: Entire world refreshing newsfeed for no particular reason
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“Sorry babe. I know you wanted new carpets, but we’ve gotta build a greenhouse.”
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I used this recipe a couple of years ago. It slaps. Denver steaks work too, but tri tip will be a bit better.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
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Good news/bad news: Bad news - tariffs suck, are stupid, and eat away at national prosperity Good news - this is probably good for sin stock holders and people who hate illicit vapes from China. We’re making lemonade, people. 🍋
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This SOB had a 500 minute lead on me all summer long. Today, I am victorious. Time to crack open a tall boy. 🍺
B. A. Friedman (@bafriedman.bsky.social) reposted
Kamala getting her Glock out of the safe.
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I did it!
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TRUMP ORDERED SEVEN U.S. WARSHIPS (4,500 PERSONNEL) TO WATERS OFF VENEZUELA — INCLUDING DESTROYERS, A CRUISER, A SUB, AND AN AMPHIBIOUS GROUP WITH MARINES: AXIOS
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Been holding onto a CEF that's +20.5% in price and now has a 7.84% premium to NAV (52w avg is 0.54% premium to NAV). Having a difficult time saying goodbye to it.
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Close race between dinosaurs!
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"I know that I'm living in Trump's head right now and I love it. He is fuming and I did it right in front of his house," Carey told FOX 5 www.fox5dc.com/news/army-ve...
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Have never been to a more pungent place in my life.
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Didn’t realize that district was redrawn in the most insane way possible to blend the cow fart sniffers with the city elite.
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Drive down I-85 or I-95 from Virginia to Georgia and you get to look at gigantic confederate flags waving over the highway every 200 miles or so. Might as well just put up a gigantic billboard that says “I’m a traitor ass bitch,” but I guess that would be too obvious.
Travis (@coloradotravis.bsky.social) reposted
It’s been an extremely competitive year but this quote from Vance is without question the most violently stupid thing I have read.
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Been one hell of 3/4 of a year!
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout. They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base. (🎥 AP)
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“Raise questions…” lmao. what are journos even doing?
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Bet this ad prints money.
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
“.. it seemed like his craving for a military parade had been satisfied. But apparently, that’s not the case.” @nymag.com @kevinmkruse.bsky.social nymag.com/intelligence...
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Let’s go, Roy!
PPP Grifter (@pppgrifter.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
*steps off the plane and looks around at the impoverished state of Arkansas*
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I’ve got a text message (that I never replied to) that’s about to turn 1yo and I can’t wait to fire off a “fuck you, i told you so.” I think it will make me feel better.
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Someday, those masks are coming off and we’re going to know who participated.
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Maintenance is required. Most of the stuff that breaks/requires maintenance beyond cleaning needs a lot rounds fired through it. Which adds even more $$$. I’m assuming these people spend a lot of time sitting in front of the tv whispering sweet nothings to them while oiling them down.
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Whoa. I believe he earned that collection.
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Hot sign is on tho. Good time to grab some.
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Pretty accurate. Someone that hunts + self defense might have 4-8 (depends on game, terrain, etc). Someone that just owns for self/home defense might have 1-3 (handgun, AR, shotgun). Own 100? They have a shopping addiction and a maxed out Bass Pro Shops credit card. Not a person to aspire to be.
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*plain I’m not taking plane powder, but would consider if it meant sick gainz
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I gave into the ads and finally tried Create (one of the few that test positive for the amount of creatine they claim in their gummies) creatine gummies. They use Creapure, just like my typical powder… but they’re about 3x the price vs Momentous plane powder. Verdict: not worth it, but interesting.
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40 of America's 50-largest metro areas have now recovered to pre-COVID jobs levels Fastest: Austin (19.5%), Raleigh (16.1%), Nashville (13%), Orlando (12.7%), Dallas (12.3%) Slowest: SF (-3.7%), Milwaukee (-2%), San Jose (-1.2%), Cleveland (-.9%), Boston (-.9%)
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This can be said by just about every single libertarian influencer of the 2010s. From quoting Ludwig von Mises to cheering on the authoritarian State.
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Give them nothing. “Naming and shaming a school shooter does nothing to hold them to account; it rewards them with the very attention they often set out to get in the first place.” - Amanda J. Crawford, U of Connecticut (former reporter) kappanonline.org/crawford-the...
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Time to fire up that VPN, baby!
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All of that, plus... Apple Music is preferred if you care about audio quality. I have AirPod Max, AirPod Pros, and the full size HomePods paired together. It's a massive difference in quality, especially if your gear is capable of Dolby Atmos or Spatial Audio.
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You can get canned transfusions at the ABC in NC. Haven’t seen Welch’s tho
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Based on what I’ve seen in the NG subreddit, morale is starting to break. No one likes Pete or JD, folks are openly asking about getting out of orders to support ICE (there’s no real path to doing this, bc it won’t be seen as unlawful order or religious based reason), etc.
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Transfusions are big on the golf course with the olds.
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Bet that transfusion slaps.
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Going to be interesting to see if they cut their deployment by a day short of receiving the extra benefits too.
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From this to this: Literally looks like every white suburban girl farmhouse kitchen dream.
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This whole situation is one of the dumbest so far this year. 1. I can’t believe people were pissed that CB was refreshing the brand with (checks notes) comfy seating and white washed walls. 2. That they abandoned their multi million $ plan to implement these changes bc some snowflakes
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Sounds like they already started to - just not quickly enough to reflect this quarter. Coffee demand and Uncrustables banging. They raised guidance for the year.
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Welcome to the fam
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The food-and-beverage company, which owns Folgers coffee and Jif peanut butter, on Wednesday posted a loss of $43.9 million, or 41 cents a share, down from a profit of $185 million, or $1.74 a share, the year prior. apple.news/AQtSKe_LQQj6...
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It cleans itself! Amazing.
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did not include cause of death, saved you a click
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Looking forward to surprising the boyz with a Taylor Swift engagement party on our fantasy football draft day.
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Yes, he does!
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The rest of the table nodding in agreement:
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big if true!
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True. 1948 logo slaps tbh
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Classic examples of logos gone woke over the last century. (ps. HEY PEPSI! GO BACK TO "BRAD'S DRINK" you hippies!)
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It's amazing that you could be so smooth brained to look at these two logos and think "holy shit! they've completely changed the logo! MUST BE WOKE!"
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
A careful study of every populist episode since 1900 finds catastrophic consequences, which play out slowly. On average, incomes fall behind by nearly 15% over 15 years. For the U.S., this is a cost of about $13k per person per year. Over a lifetime, that's million bucks.
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Man… people are so gd stupid.
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Bingo. Add mental health services and economic support, and these numbers look very different (even with zero policy changes to drugs and guns).
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“The Great Recession devastated America’s construction workers… And homebuilders have struggled to replace them, as younger generations have proven harder to recruit and foreign-born trades workers have been immigrating at lower rates.” apple.news/AsUCzO2FHTYa...