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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social

Other lies that are weird or incongruous with each other and varying degrees of damaging: 1) I have STDs 2) I was a prostitute 3) my parents don’t love me 4) my parents give me money/pay my rent 5) I don’t play video games 6) I’m 40

sep 2, 2025, 12:09 pm • 36 0

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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social

Some more interesting takes 1) I’m fat 2) I have a flat ass 3) I am M to F trans 4) I am F to M trans

sep 2, 2025, 12:19 pm • 20 0 • view
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Reinout @reinout.bsky.social

One night say some of these are a tad inconsistent...

sep 2, 2025, 12:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Matthew 'Dark Star' Haycock @mattdark.bsky.social

Tbf, when have the likes of the gamer gate crowd ever had any form of consistency?

sep 2, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Reinout @reinout.bsky.social

Oh, never.

sep 2, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gunschlinger @gunschlinger.bsky.social

male loneliness epidemic isnt real

sep 2, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Goat Reborn @bathtubgoat.bsky.social

Congratulations on all of your Paradox Traits, those are hard to aquire!

sep 2, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social

🙏🏻

sep 2, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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MJ O’Neill 🏳️‍⚧️ @mjoneillchw.bsky.social

Starting a new one that you’re F to F trans but are detransitioning

sep 2, 2025, 12:20 pm • 16 0 • view
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social

ahahahaha

sep 2, 2025, 12:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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fancy squirrel baby @lucisaves.bsky.social

5) you ate a live duck once. Everything but the beak and feet. (Name that movie reference, kids)

sep 2, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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abelle @actuallyabelle.bsky.social

I know it’s the least of everything, but the flat ass one legit shows how disconnected from reality these dolts are, lmao

sep 2, 2025, 1:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gunschlinger @gunschlinger.bsky.social

thats actually insane behavior

sep 2, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elesh @eleshplays.bsky.social

Now I'm just picturing the two groups behind 3 and 4 arguing vehemently about whether your parents love and support you financially or hate you.... The world is a strange place.

sep 2, 2025, 12:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Juliet🪻 @hooliet.bsky.social

Accusing you of being 40 is fucking insane because why would that matter??

sep 2, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Terracotta Pie @terracottapie.bsky.social

Your parents seething with hatred at you while writing you your monthly check.

sep 2, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Digital Prophet @digitalprophet.online

7) Consumes the blood offerings brought back by her servants to became immortal. Mother to a society of vampires in Cainhurst Castle.

sep 2, 2025, 1:08 pm • 0 0 • view