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Can you send them my way
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Can you send them my way
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
This can be anon, though in some cases that may be difficult
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
If someone wants to post this on the hell site with my email (alyssamerc at gmail) plz feel free
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d greatly appreciate it!
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
He disparages you in a livestream. What happens next? The thesis is pretty obvious, but I want to weave a large, undeniable tapestry.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt’s content. I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere you’d like, as I’m not on Twitter anymore.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
I really want to start playing Peak on stream but need people who can get online at like 1:30 pm ET today or Thurs…any takers?
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🙏🏻
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
ahahahaha
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Some more interesting takes 1) I’m fat 2) I have a flat ass 3) I am M to F trans 4) I am F to M trans
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay I forgot that one and it’s perfect
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Other lies that are weird or incongruous with each other and varying degrees of damaging: 1) I have STDs 2) I was a prostitute 3) my parents don’t love me 4) my parents give me money/pay my rent 5) I don’t play video games 6) I’m 40
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alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally the only Alyssa I know who isn’t is Alyssa Thompson
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk how any part of my name sounds ethnic unless it’s the 1910s NYC and you think Italians are POC lmak
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
The “she changed her name from Melissa Merchant to sound more ethnic” is INSANE ahahahah
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
One of the weirdest things about this last year and a half is how much lore people have invented about me and how quickly that spread and became “truth.” So many outright strangers think they know me and it’s fucking weird.
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
I was thisclose to feeding the groundhog
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
I will
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO the ride back on that will be amazing because it’s on the bike and away from there
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
I think she might be mine chat
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
Just test drove her and HOO BOY that’s a spicy meatball
oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Alanah Pearce (@charalanahzard.bsky.social) reposted
I'm late to this one because I specifically wanted to avoid the ~internet drama~ surrounding it, but I asked 20 game devs what they thought about Stop Killing Games. Some of these answers were genuinely fascinating - huge thanks to all the devs who helped out! youtu.be/ZtHPFvQ1Puw?...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
“Don’t Google me” is my usual final line
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
No literally ahaha
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
I love having to explain what I do and why I’m freelance to normies ahaha
The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat (@lorenzothecat.bsky.social) reposted
Our country is being destroyed. But hey, look at these eight Maine Coon kittens.
Politico (@politico.com) reposted
An activist has started using artificial intelligence to identify ICE agents beneath their masks — a use of the technology sparking new political concerns over AI-powered surveillance. Can Washington do anything about it?
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
My boyfriend says “things have changed” because he found out I was a leash baby (it was one time)
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for all your advice
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I’m sollllld
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!! I’ve read a lot of people saying it’s super low maintenance with low likelihood of issues
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn’t have a chain! But this is all great advice
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Ofc!!
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooo tell me more
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s asking $2500, 23k miles
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
700
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Some background: I learned to ride three years ago, and bought a 2019 Royal Enfield INT 650. When I left my job I sold it, but I’ve really been missing the ride.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
@poolontheruf.gg talk to me
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
Going out to LI and may stop to see this beauty… chat do I get it
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a good-looking piercing and so annoying to have—especially if you play contact sports
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
I’ve had both nipples pierced and redone over the last ten years, the left one I redid in 2023. I took the jewelry out while in a hotel shower with my bf this January. He was like, “it’s time” (never healed). That left one is now what we call my “slow one” for reasons I’m sure you can understand.
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
But also I bet it’s fucking hilarious over there right now
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
If he goes the first weekend after I leave Twitter it’ll be the most coherent sign that I should have left earlier
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
the streets are saying trump is dead
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
Wait thunderbolts is great
Joshua Rivera (@jmrivera.bsky.social) reposted
an annoying problem the games industry has is that absolutely no one wants to give a quote about anything other than the game they are currently promoting.
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💕
📸Serenity In Color🌈 (@serenityincolor.bsky.social) reposted
great piece on something that’s been bothering me for a while and i think it’s part of a larger conversation about how capital repackages the spaces that die hard fans build into something to be sold to the highest bidder
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
There are 902 billionaires in America right now that presumably don’t want to be seen as soulless
Richard Waite (@waiterich.bsky.social) reposted
Seems bad
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
I think all the same of you. What you deal with is crueler, and denies you basic rights you should have. Too many people left you to fend for yourself. I’m sorry.
Sydney Bauer (@sydney-bauer.com) reposted
Finally someone has put into words a lot of what I’ve felt every day since seeing Springsteen in the winter of 2023
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
Ana Valens | 🔞 (@acvalens.net) reposted
I feel for Alyssa. I still have a presence on Twitter, but I’ve really been limiting my time on there. Thinking recently about how, you know, life is short and we have to look out for where we put our time, energy, thoughts.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude I tweeted that out amongst friends after a few kolsch at Gamescom it ain’t that fucking deep
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
Wrote about my Mayhem Ball experience, which turned into me ideating on how to ensure real fans get tickets, not just people with money. www.jezebel.com/auto-draft-122
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted
Once again the right exploits a tragedy to push their anti-LGBTQ+ agenda. They don't care about protecting kids and are fine with spreading hate that leads to violence against children even if a shooters motives have nothing to do with their identity www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlIN...
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
The belief that trans people should be discriminated against because they are inherently predatory, as opposed to the cis strangers that parents allow their children to share a bathroom with, is in fact a crystal clear example of anti-trans bigotry (and mirrors other forms of bigotry, I might add)
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Conversely, had a blast bartending trivia last night and being around human beings who laughed, sang, and playfully argued over All Dogs Go To Heaven.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
Covid and social media platforms' free speech absolutism has cooked brains across several generations. I am truly fearful.
Jason Fanelli (@jasonfanelli.com) reposted
When the Battlefield 6 beta ended, I saw some folks say that they liked the lack of outside IPs, but let's be honest: It won't stay that way. However, there are ways to insert outside IP and keep the military sim vibe intact. For @gamespot.com, I explore it a bit. www.gamespot.com/articles/enj...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
Do you guys know about vasovagal syncope? I have it, and every time I get blood work and walk out upright, I'm thrilled.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly girl speak on it
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Going to have a funeral for it on twitch next week
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
I still struggle to wrap my brain around how people can be so ignorant and cruel and combative when consistently shown the facts but I don’t have psychosis so
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
I finally quit Twitter. For too long I thought I could sway people with truth, convince with logic but that place is lost. I’m stubborn, it took too long, but I’m done!
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmfaoooo
Sam Weinberg (@samweinberg.bsky.social) reposted
not quite sure who this candidate is but she seems to have a lot of energy behind her
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
As as we 😬
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We
kate bush’s husband (@airbagged.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is profoundly creepy. Also, on Instagram the "likes" section will show accounts you interact with the most which means that Michael Grim (of Hershey, PA) has an instagram burner he uses to stalk Alyssa and used it to stalk my page. This is fucking weird.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
PEAK ENCOURAGES CANNIBALISM
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Obsidian taught me how to pick locks, I am now on death row
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
The Sims encourages people to do construction without proper permits, this is wildly dangerous and we should sue the devs
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Arrest Daisy Mae for insider trading on the stalk market
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
My car was stolen because of Grand Theft Auto
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Mass Effect 2 promotes genocide (Rachni queen)
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
They have been harassing and stalking an indie studio working on a game about migrants
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Cancel Skyrim because it promotes pickpockets
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
Getting mad over a game about migrants because it's promoting "illegal immigration" is one of the baddest bad faith takes they've tried yet, considering you do illegal shit in tons of video games, and many of them glorify it. BFFR.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
thirsty thursday live right now!! internet HARASSER gets arrested! i played OUTER WORLDS 2! more layoffs! IGN union talk! gooner 9/11! get in here! twitch.tv/alyssamerc
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social)
JAIL AHAHA
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in a country that’s currently finding a genocide and I have to work to live sorry babes it’s everywhere
Rebekah Valentine (@duckvalentine.bsky.social) reposted
a frustrating side effect of the gradual enshittification of everything is that, as a reporter, it's increasingly difficult to get ahold of people to give them the opportunity to comment on things, esp at big companies. everything is filtered through call centers and contact forms.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Loved chatting with Wizordum's sole dev Primož Vovk (who also made Vexlands!) about its '90s FPS inspo and the way fans have embraced the game's level builder. store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/w...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps my favorite of the entire show: Vexlands, a crafting game with a brilliant twist that I didn't want to put down. I cannot *wait* for this game. store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/v...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Played some John Carpenter's Toxic Commando, a four-person co-op zombie shooter from the team behind WWZ. store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/j...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
A chat with an Apogee producer and hands-on with Rising Heat, a twin-stick survival roguelike that feels like Geometry Wars meets Enter the Gungeon meets Vampire Survivors, with some interesting flair. store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/r...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Hands-on and chat with the team behind Bloober Team's Control x The Thing x Dead Space love child, Cronos: The New Dawn, which has a frankly WILD enemy mechanic whereby enemies can absorb the abilities of dead ones if you don't torch the corpses. store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/c...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Hands-off Warhammer 40K: Dark Heresy demo & chat with producer Anatoly Shestov, who says you'll play an Imperial Inquisitor investigating murders, "not because we give a shit, but because someone is making decisions without the Imperium’s say.” store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/w...
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reply parent
Hands-on with Pragmata, Resident Evil: Requiem, and Onimusha: Way of the Sword. www.endlessmode.com/article/capc...