…but still a better alternative than many many others.

I now expect to start hearing horror stories about how he did some unspeakable shit. These people always do the worst things to people and get away with it until death. Conservative christians are the biggest perverts I have ever met. Evangelicals doubly so.

Who’s next?

I knew some that Did a Temp to Perm as his Admin. After Taking the Daily Rush Limbaugh calls and Seeing Persons Blacklisted by the "Christian Organization" ....She passed on Job Offer

I (a trans woman) had lesbian sex on the grounds of Focus on the Family's campus in the Co Springs while it was being built. 😈 it is my favorite defiling

shoulda been 20 years ago

Because every aspect of the obit is horrible. But as Piet Hein wrote, An Ethical Grook by Piet Hein I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best.

Why is it the worst people in the world are always late.

i will settle for it

Agree, but a banger nonetheless! 🍸🎊🙌🏻

Would've preferred to read this one on July 3, 1981.

The obituaries disappoint me every day.

Help correct my ignorance. Why that specific date?

NYT first reported on AIDS

I saw the obit and immediately went to find your reaction. This did not disappoint.

“They say to never speak ill of the dead.” Dobson’s “dead. That’s good.”

If there is a hell, Dobson gonna be surprised to end up there.

Me, too. I remember when Colorado was branded "The Hate State" and they were boycotting us. Fuck this guy. And fuck Focus on the Family.

His brand of hate and discrimination kept him alive far too long

Lmfao

I don't feel bad when people like James Dobson die. I feel anger at the people who tell me I should feel bad when anyone dies.

💯

Came right over here when I read the obit! 👍

It’s taken Satan this long to get ready for him.

Lotta devils down there getting ready to subject him to his own child-rearing & dog-training policies

Is it possible to count how many families he's poisoned against their own children.

He does appear to have been mentally deranged. Fond of child abuse and animal torture.

Hopefully you don't have as long a wait for that one.

I’ll allow it.

Still.

But Yay still, right?

May his memory be a curse

Take the wins wherever & whenever they appear. He’s DEAD & HELL just farted again.

And, yet…

True. It's an obituary I wanted to read several decades ago, before James Dobson got to tear apart families and terrorize children with his anti-LGBTQ bigotry.

Amen. 🙏

There so many graves that are going to be urine soaked in the next decade.

Never forget this: 💩

And covered in dog shit.

I don’t tend to celebrate that people have died, but sometimes I mourn that they lived in the first place.

Pull the other one.

I'll take it

But it helps.

Hooray. Now for a toast.

It’s a start.

a good start tho...

One down.....

better late than never !

Glad some of the trash took itself out

He was a sick cruel man that taught parents to abuse their children. At the least, he accounts for thousands of adult children estranged from parents who foolishly bought into his whacko ideas. May his evil works follow him to hell.

He's going to be so surprised when he arrives.

Yeah, I was given a Dobson book on raising children by an extended family member, and I cannot imagine using his advice to basically beat my child. Makes me question the humanity of the parents who read his stuff and thought, "That is a good idea."

But it IS a step in the right direction.

But you know it draws closer for the withered orange rapist every day, and he's terrified.

No, but it isn’t a bad one either…

But still most welcome. The Grand Dragon of child abuse is now in hell!

I’ll take the win

Wishing I believed in hell 🤣

But still a happy making one. People that teach child abuse need an express trip to hell. His has been delayed.

One down, way too many to go.

They truly are the flakiest of all snowflakes. SMDH

It'll do.

Hallelujah

Good riddance

But close

But a good one, nonetheless. 👍

I think his obit should have been in 1936 :)

No, but it doesn’t sadden me either.

Yeah; I'll take it tho.. enjoy that doom you wrought on us, Dobson. may your name be forgotten.

it’ll do for now

Good. Enjoy Hell, ahole.

I will take it. One less right wing nut job.

Grim Reaper is just improving the aim on his scythe....

It'll do until the one we want to read gets here.

No. But I’ll take it as an amuse bouche.

He’ll do.

Yet still very good news!

Speak for yourself

Still a pretty good one...

Was surprised to wake up in hell

Fuckety bye 👋

I know it’s not the one we expected but……. It made millions of people happy! So there’s that

It’s a start.

Hoping a very special day is just around the corner.

Well I guess he believed in heaven and hell, doors closed to the first one I imagine.

Although it’s a damn good start!

There is rumbling that the obituary we HAVE been waiting for is coming.

I’ll take as a stepping stone….

Yeah, but I’ll take it. It’s a win every time another really bad asshole dies.

Still a good one though. Wish it were sooner but glad for some happy news.

About 40-odd years too late, but I'll take it.

We’ll take it anyhow.

Would be a damn shame if his grave keeps getting mysteriously draped in pride flags.

Subtle. I see you Dan.

No, but it’s a good start.

In to every life a little rain must fall, but for me, that day is not today! Woo Hoo! 🎶🎶🎶 Ding dong the cretin's dead Which old cretin The reprobate cretin Ding dong the reprobate cretin is dead 🎶🎶🎶

It's a start.

It'll do, though...for now

It'll do.

He should have been allowed to die at 49.

Good fucking riddance!

New public toilet just dropped.

I hope Spongebob is having a great day.

But close….

Mazel tov.

Thank god

I knew you'd say that (and I agree).

No. But I’ll take it.

It’s not the one I wanted either, but it’s one of the few obituaries I am also happy to see.

You win.

Too bad, so sad now if his followers would just follow his lead and join him in la la land.

Goodbye, so long, farewell, tah tah, adios, sayonara, amen.

Beggars can't be choosers

Don’t count out the Rule of Threes.

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

It’s a start. The day is still young.

Dan, cut yourself some slack! I got a nice dopamine kick when I saw it

Oh I’ll take it. Been looking forward to this one for some time.

It's not one I didn't want to read, though.

I came here to say exactly this. 👍🏻

Yeah but we’ll take it