Now I'm scared again!

You’re safe…for now.😁🥂💙

Your wife let you live and I’m sure that you blinked far too loudly during her menopausal years so you must not be that bad.😁🥂💙

BTW, may I direct you to the menopause episode on "Everybody Loves Raymond"? My wife & I watched it together, after the time I refer to as "the troubles" had passed and was dropped down the memory hole. She was not amused that I kept looking over at her with that knowing side eye.

I have seen it. I’m just glad that the women of my generation are actually talking about it. My women friends who are in your wife’s age group didn’t and it’s funny hearing their take on it now that it’s pretty much all I talk about. I also commend their husbands who survived along with them.🥂💙

I'm very proud of our liberal family. We have always had discussions about everything under the sun. It helps that the family is comprised of healthcare workers a first responder and an academic! The running joke is that every discussion always ends with poop stories! To the chagrin of the academic!

Sounds like an amazing family with a great sense of humor. I’m 53 and I still think fart jokes are the funniest thing.💨🥂💙

been married since you were 15. I guess I'll keep them! My favorite joke; What happens when you get married and have two daughters? You end up with three mothers! They of course find this "unfunny"!

Ahhh family, as Erma Bombeck once wrote, “Family, The Ties That Bind and Gag.” My dad once said to me that he didn’t give me father issues, but I sure gave him daughter issues. I replied, I am my father’s daughter.😂😏🥂💙

Let me live? 1. I'm an expert at hiding, 2. I had two teenage daughters hiding with me.

I’m glad you had company.😂🥂💙

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