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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

A big part of the book that I was writing, before I went to do something that wasn't making me want to die, was about this. The story about Hunter Biden's Laptop literally does not make any sense, especially the fact that there's a very good chance there is no Hunter Biden's Laptop.

jul 21, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1,531 203

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LN @lususnaturae0.bsky.social

The intent is always noise and innuendo and accusing your opponent of what you are guilty of. The right has been blatantly operating in bad faith for decades and any attempt to discuss their accusations is accepting and laundering their bad faith.

jul 21, 2025, 11:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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LN @lususnaturae0.bsky.social

Anything a bad faith actor says should be rejected wholesale. Even if all they are saying is the sky is blue.

jul 21, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jimi’s Plectrum @jw1958.bsky.social

But even if there is a laptop, and it is Biden’s: The hard drive Trumpnuts crapped on about was a *copy* of a hard drive - so inadmissible. The chain of custody of laptop / hard drive copy was so utterly shite no one would be able to swear data had not been added - so also hurled from a court.

jul 22, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Basically an Honest Bobo in Paradise @boboinparadise.bsky.social

Emptywheel has done good reporting on these gaps

jul 21, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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sneitman.bsky.social @sneitman.bsky.social

Great interview. I wish people would leave him & Joe Biden alone.

jul 21, 2025, 11:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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GardyLou @gardylou-games.bsky.social

Always been a 100% bullshit story.

jul 22, 2025, 12:54 am • 4 0 • view
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trotter @bobfante.bsky.social

'the laptop from hell' !

jul 22, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
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LuckyTrashFox @luckytrashfox.bsky.social

Amazing.

jul 22, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
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grapeapes.bsky.social @grapeapes.bsky.social

Im afraid when the guy films himself arguing with a Russian under aged hooker over the cost of the coke they are weighing on a scale and it is on his lap top well you cant make that stuff up.

jul 22, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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chisox fan @wrlewin.bsky.social

hunter, (nepo) baby, stfu! we don't need to hear your virtue signalling histrionics. your old man has the blood of 100,000 palestinians on his head. we will all be better off if we never hear from a biden ever again.

jul 21, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social

Y3ah, President Biden is not the prime minister of israel

jul 22, 2025, 12:05 am • 6 0 • view
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StephenB💙StandsWithUkraine🇺🇦 @steveyb22.bsky.social

Thank you 👏🏼

jul 22, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
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MiaNJ ❌👑 @rosemarynj.bsky.social

They’re all lies. Like the pedophile ring running out of the basement of a pizza place … that had no basement.

jul 22, 2025, 12:28 am • 2 1 • view
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Hollyphant Pants @hollyphantpants.bsky.social

I do believe that Hunter Biden probably has a laptop. However it probably doesn’t contain all the sins of the world re: Pandora’s box.

jul 21, 2025, 11:20 pm • 17 0 • view
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

Someone I talked to for the book said to me "he had like 15 laptops. It's what rich people do." There was no central "laptop," and that's what makes it all more likely he just had his iCloud hacked.

jul 21, 2025, 11:22 pm • 79 1 • view
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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social

I’m not even rich and I have a couple of dead ones gathering dust in the closet.

jul 21, 2025, 11:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social

i said early on (on twitter before i deleted my account) that it seemed odd how all of the files that were on the laptop just happened to be stuff that is backed up to iCloud. i wouldn't be surprised if there was a "laptop," it just was populated with the hacked data and dropped off by someone else

jul 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 25 0 • view
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Hollyphant Pants @hollyphantpants.bsky.social

Yeah all his dick pics, none of his finances. Lucky for him they didn't hack his Google Drive!

jul 21, 2025, 11:53 pm • 8 1 • view
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Novarock.bsky.social @novarock.bsky.social

A targeted hack of a very opportune target, and this works as a way to get the material into places it can be shared without consequences, or problems for how and where getting the contents out into public for obvious reasons.

jul 21, 2025, 11:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gator Girl @gatorgirl1974.bsky.social

Going on the record that I would absolutely have a beer with Hunter Biden

jul 22, 2025, 12:14 am • 13 0 • view
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Antæus @c3maz.bsky.social

Fuck yea. Wait, he's sober. Better make it a sarsaparilla.

jul 22, 2025, 1:49 am • 5 0 • view
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acampors.bsky.social @acampors.bsky.social

Nobody has gotten a computer fixed since 1998

jul 22, 2025, 12:04 am • 16 0 • view
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am-mccarthy.bsky.social @am-mccarthy.bsky.social

My favorite is that J6 was actually left wingers. Why exactly would left wingers want to stop the certification of the man they elected? That's what's so scary, is that these "theories" don't need to make any kind of sense for MAGA to get on board.

jul 22, 2025, 1:50 am • 12 0 • view
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social

Any Mac user knows all it takes is a login and password to image an Apple account to another device. @emptywheel.bsky.social has a great timeline of the password issues and logins. Someone got access to his account. The hooker filming him could’ve done a password change or temporarily add an email.

jul 21, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sue Donym, who I will remind you was acquited on all charges, @suedonym.bsky.social

"Hooker"?

jul 22, 2025, 7:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social

Prostitute. Sex worker. Whomever was filming Hunter in those videos they found on his ‘laptop’. He wasn’t filming himself. That means someone had their hands on his phone. If he passed out and it was thumbprint authentication, easy enough to get into his phone.

jul 22, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sue Donym, who I will remind you was acquited on all charges, @suedonym.bsky.social

Why did you say "hooker"?

jul 22, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social

That’s the word that popped into my head because the phrase ‘Russian hookers’ was used a lot when this story came out.

jul 22, 2025, 1:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sue Donym, who I will remind you was acquited on all charges, @suedonym.bsky.social

Just seems kind of crass! I like to be careful with my words. 💜

jul 22, 2025, 2:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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robertthebob.bsky.social @robertthebob.bsky.social

Sumper important minor point no one voted for hunter

jul 22, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Isabel @honey15badger.bsky.social

There is NO laptop! @halsparks.com

jul 22, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 1 • view
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mediumvillain @mediumvillain.bsky.social

i never even knew what the claim was supposed to be. the only story with any legs was that he was given some corrupt sinecure and its like, if Republicans suddenly care about that then lets fucking go, weed out all the political nepo hires and theres no GOP. but they dont.

jul 22, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Tamzin Winter @tzwinter.bsky.social

Tip: the real @bencollins.bsky.social is NOT replying in this thread for people to contact him. Check the @ name. Stay aware, folks 😉

jul 22, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brewskymeister @brewmeisterstc.bsky.social

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jul 22, 2025, 11:02 am • 7 0 • view
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Novowels @novowels.com

Someone on Twitter had a really good thread at the time about how it looked a lot more likely that his Cloud documents and email were hacked and the info was put on a burner laptop to be laundered through the "repair store" and Giuliani, which is why they wouldn't allow it to be examined by experts.

jul 22, 2025, 1:41 am • 11 1 • view
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Novowels @novowels.com

Ergo a lot of the info was real enough, but they just used it to pump up all the "Biden Crime Family" conspiracies. Wish I could find the thread, but it's buried in Nazis now.

jul 22, 2025, 1:43 am • 7 0 • view
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Novowels @novowels.com

Also was extremely stupid how they shifted conspiracies from "Hillary's Laptop From Hell" (full of PizzaGate nonsense) to "Hunter's Laptop From Hell" without even losing a step.

jul 22, 2025, 1:48 am • 4 0 • view
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dogcolumbo.bsky.social @dogcolumbo.bsky.social

We need to investigate the computer store guy's stupid hat.

jul 22, 2025, 12:31 am • 2 0 • view
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@SuzanaD3 @suzanad1.bsky.social

Shocking Rudy keeps making shit up..burisma, laptop, emails..🙄🙄

jul 21, 2025, 11:49 pm • 5 1 • view
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Julio @1doglove.bsky.social

I think if the Epstein client list is released, on it’s entirety, which is the Morally Right move, we will be willing to hear more about computer repair and such! Come on MAGA make it happen, yo have been complaining for 10 years, 👍

jul 22, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

there is also the matter of all the revenge pron that was posted from wherever that laptop or data came from That's illegal in many jurisdictions, I am sure he can sue.

jul 22, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Sunny @flynndreno.bsky.social

Best I could piece together was someone hacked a device or account Hunter was using (likely his iCloud) then sent the files to someone in Rudy’s circle. To cover up the source of the data, they concocted that bizarre story about the laptop and the computer repair shop.

jul 22, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Brandee @misscherryjones.bsky.social

There were some people I personally respected go down the rabbit hole of Hinter's Laptop being a legit concern. And I started to question our connection

jul 21, 2025, 11:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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BcHanson @bchanson.bsky.social

It never made sense to me. Why would he even need to take a laptop to a repair place? It’s just weird.

jul 22, 2025, 1:01 am • 7 0 • view
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schnufferpuss.bsky.social @schnufferpuss.bsky.social

Chanel 5 News rising above. Love to see it.

jul 21, 2025, 11:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Carol Livingston @clivingsbkk.bsky.social

I was so glad when I saw you take over the Onion because I had been worrying that you HAD gone off and died (or the equivalent) from spending too much time covering online craziness when you stopped appearing on MSNBC.

jul 22, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Spirit of Theseus @leocostello.bsky.social

The only role that the "Hunter Biden Laptop" serves is to distract the gullible, complicit press and moronic sycophants from the mountain of evidence that would literally bury the Trumps if it received the attention it deserves. And it worked, because of course.

jul 22, 2025, 2:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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marktacular @mark.tacular.social

All of the ridiculousness of this story simply did not pass the smell test. Ah yes, 10 coincidences in a row, each one requiring completely different universes from every comic book series ever to align perfectly…

jul 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 26 0 • view
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MsTeeTracey @tee-tee.bsky.social

Another magic Kennedy bullet.

jul 22, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Wino Cat @kittieslovewine.bsky.social

“He hired me to do that.”. A repair person, regardless of what kind, show a consumers who had ever said, “do whatever you want with my personal shit”.

jul 22, 2025, 2:03 am • 5 0 • view
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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

The fact they put life size pics of him in his underwear on the House floor. That alone proves it’s all theatre. It’s a flex at Biden: look what we can do to ppl you love. We can destroy their lives. I legit think they were trying to drive him to suicide

jul 22, 2025, 7:29 am • 16 0 • view
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elizabelta.bsky.social @elizabelta.bsky.social

All they showed is their own vileness.

jul 22, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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lisasuspence.bsky.social @lisasuspence.bsky.social

This is EXACTLY what I have been saying. It was horrendous what they did to both Hunter and his father - they weaponised his father’s love for him. Absolute trash what the politics has become.

jul 22, 2025, 8:20 am • 13 0 • view
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Letourlightshine @susanseekshope.bsky.social

They use the term deep state so what is this?

jul 22, 2025, 11:13 am • 1 0 • view
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lisasuspence.bsky.social @lisasuspence.bsky.social

It reminds me of Senator Lester C Hunt from the 1950s - except it ended in tragedy, and McCarthy was censured. Shame that censure is a thing of the past

jul 22, 2025, 11:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

Yeah now we censure ppl when they ask a genocide committing nation to stop

jul 22, 2025, 4:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Letourlightshine @susanseekshope.bsky.social

World upside down.

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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

It’s not tho. The slow genocide and ethnic cleabsing has been going on since 1948 and was all planned beforehand. The difference in the US today is white ppl are starting to lose rights. So we see it as a brand new development when it’s business as usual for brown ppl. We are going full fascist

jul 22, 2025, 5:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Letourlightshine @susanseekshope.bsky.social

Why does the West focus so much on the Middle East?!

jul 23, 2025, 10:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

Bc of energy supremacy. We need Palestine to exist in its current state and Israel to keep bombing so we can pretend to rescue them by bombing different countries in the region. OPEC in the 70s was a scare for us, but we were destabilizing the region before that. Same with project condor in 1/

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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

2/ s America. If other oil producing countries unite against us we will not have energy supremacy. It’s why we killed >1M Iraqi civilians. Why we are bombing Yemen. Why we bombed Libya. Why Palestinians are getting exterminated.

jul 23, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lulyisoverit @lulyisoverit.bsky.social

Dif he say fuck?

jul 21, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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flatline42.bsky.social @flatline42.bsky.social

Yeah he drops a metric assload (as opposed to imperial assload) of profanity in the interview.

jul 22, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view