Hey everybody! It’s “Punchline Thursday!” I give you a punchline, and we all reward whoever comes up with the best set up with lots of love.❤️ Let’s get on with the show! Today’s punchline is… “THERE WILL BE MUD!”
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Local water park reveals dirt was mistakenly delivered to their new artificial beach attraction instead of sand Monday. When reached for comment a spokesman for the park stated...
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Enough with the dirty jokes already!😃
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Earth vs Water.
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What’s the tag line for Fyre Festival 2?
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I drink your Baja Blast milkshake!
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“Without sounding crude, please explain what happens when changing DonnyTrump’s diaper”
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Student union general meeting convene to decide on which band to book for the Freshers Ball with limited funds, limited time and an agent on the line requiring an immediate answer…
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When you dedicate an evening for some action-filled online gaming, but forgot it's 1993. There will be MUD.
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I went to the grocers to buy a bag of grapes but the owner wouldn't sell me them No punnit tended
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What do you get if you mix an approximation of H2O with the the remnants from a Southern dust bowl that have amalgamated to a clay like substance. Yes...you get a resin and eventually,there will be mud. I Thank You.
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"I've got new dirt on Watergate!"
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Paul Dano is watering his lawn, Daniel Day Lewis rides by on his bike, he stops, unclips his handmade shoe, and they begin a discussion on method v “just pretending”………
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Clayface swearing revenge.
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You took how many laxatives? Hmmmm......
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A small town with particularly nice dirt becomes a battleground when an ambitious businessman who wants to host a mud wrestling tournament clashes with the local preacher who says mud wrestling is a sin.
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"Doctor Doctor, my legs are turning black and yellow!" "You have a case of tiger feet, I'm sending you to a team of specialists!" "Sweet!" "No, but there will be Mud."
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Winner!
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A lifetime of Full English breakfasts, three times daily, has led to this, my midlife mandatory transfusion, documented for posterity in the Netflix special, “There Will Be Mud.”
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70s glam rock night! That sounds fun. Shall we go?
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Diner: The menu promised 'Black Forest' Waiter: Well...
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Get ready for the adult film banned in 28 countries! The film that dares to declare the day of sodomy! Dare to watch …
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A giant golem appears from the darkness of the temple. It looks angry. A gurgling and bubbling moan emerges from its belly. Indy mumbles:
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After your Phaal and refreshing glass of Laxido....
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Happy Birthday to her then.🎂
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Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
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A pig themed war movie starring Hambo.
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Multi User Dungeons… yay or nay?
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We’re delighted to invite Olivia to Angelica’s Predator-themed 5th birthday party! We’ll have a lovely time mid-air arm wrestling, making our own catchphrases, and learning how to trap and skin prey. The day will end with Predator hide-and-seek, so please dress appropriately because
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What happens when Dad makes dinner?
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Bring your boots.
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What film is Peaty Anderson’s best?
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A secret agent must work his way through an extreme obstacle course to try and catch a villian who is also running it
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Any idea who's been booked for the Top Of The Pops 70s glam rock special?
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Richard Wilson to star in the First World World set reboot, Trench Foot In The Grave.
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How’d the new barista respond when asked if they finally figured out how to brew coffee?
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If you will insist on digging in the back garden without preparing then...
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It's my daughters birthday.....
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There will be Mud with Dyna-Mite www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNnC...
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What is the tagline for Daniel Day Lewis’s headline set at Glastonbury ?
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And on the 8th day, God rested some more, because he was still pretty wiped out from all the stuff he did, and he invented coffee and drank a pot while watching the sunset, and after a few minutes carefully stood up and proclaimed:
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What did Primus say to their tour manager before stepping on stage?
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As Kermit reached climax… a moan of pleasure reached across the farm swamp…
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Is there an award for most “that’s just wrong”?
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In Predator, what catch phrase, delivered, before the final showdown, never managed to meet the popularity of Arnold's other one liners?
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In 2008 Daniel Clay-Lewis won a Best Actor Oscar for which film?
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There Will Be Pottery?
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Also starring Mire Rudolph
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70's revival tour!
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“Alexa, give me a weather forecast for Glastonbury”.
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