He prefers to wrap his lips lovingly around the edge of a hard cup.
He prefers to wrap his lips lovingly around the edge of a hard cup.
Fellas, is it gay to consume liquids?
Frankly having lips at all is highly feminine. Also cheeks. Men should be eyes, nose and chin only.
Throats are basically vaginas, so eating or drinking or breathing is feminizing.
😂
Swallowing is gay af. Real Men never upset the balance of their Precious Bodily Fluids.
I wonder if the women in his house say, "What a fucking troglodyte," while sipping iced tea thru a srraw?
Does he realise the women folk in his house sit down when they shit?
What does he do?
Alpha male. Sigh
Oh bullshit. The only men afraid to use a straw are the ones afraid to be seen getting aroused by it.
Curious about his thoughts on bananas and sausages.
And cigars!
The fragile egoed misogyny is off the chart with these people
File under: Too stupid for therapy. Burchett - self lobotomized.
Walz was right, these folks are weird
Sorry! 😅
He doesn’t like to be reminded of that time at band camp when he had so much fun sucking with other boys.
Or a large orange saveloy
He sucks directly from the six-notched straw hole in a fast food cup lid. He and his family call it "the cloacal kiss."
he shotguns every beverage and crushes the vessel on his head
"Dad! You have glass stuck in your forehead again."
I barely notice it, I am invincible!
"Cup? hmm... okay cup, he wrote cup. Three letters. I read it wrong."
Sippy cup!
I confess that I thought it was a euphemism for something else, but my mind was in the gutter at the time.
Misogyny is so petty, ain't it?
Can't piss sitting down. Can't breathe through my nose. Can't signal to turn. Can't shower regularly. Can't think rationally. That's what women do.
They're not to do anything cept be penetrated and birthed. Magaban wifes.
There’s no women in his house, just inflatables.
Rim
They can't suck in public unless it unleashes their 1000% repressed homoerotic urges in the middle of a McDonald's or Starbucks. And they prefer their mega gay rapey orgies in mansions and donor parties, not restaurants.
spelled with -ock
More thickshakes for the rest of us.
These fucking guys are out of control with their man rules.
😂
Women breathe. Quick, hold your breath.
Hope somebody releases a candid photo of him sucking a Dunkin' Coolatta.🥤
did you know straws are very much the men's willies of the realm of drinking
A manly athletic supporter cup? Asking for a friend.
I'm with Team Cookie on this one.
He definitely sucks c#ck
If you looked exactly like Miss Prissy, you'd have to do everything you could to pretend to be macho too.
She can't suck thru a straw neither.
I’ll never unsee this!