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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

He prefers to wrap his lips lovingly around the edge of a hard cup.

may 23, 2025, 4:57 am • 189 15

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social

Has his house fallen to a conquering hen party, maybe?

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may 23, 2025, 5:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social

Fellas, is it gay to consume liquids?

may 23, 2025, 5:24 am • 14 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Frankly having lips at all is highly feminine. Also cheeks. Men should be eyes, nose and chin only.

may 23, 2025, 5:27 am • 16 0 • view
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social

Throats are basically vaginas, so eating or drinking or breathing is feminizing.

may 23, 2025, 5:29 am • 8 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

😂

may 23, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Farley @mikefarley.bsky.social

Swallowing is gay af. Real Men never upset the balance of their Precious Bodily Fluids.

may 23, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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leemancapote.bsky.social @leemancapote.bsky.social

I wonder if the women in his house say, "What a fucking troglodyte," while sipping iced tea thru a srraw?

may 23, 2025, 11:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Dean Brown @deanbrown.bsky.social

Does he realise the women folk in his house sit down when they shit?

may 23, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dean Brown @deanbrown.bsky.social

What does he do?

may 23, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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L. Rosenthal @lrosenthal.bsky.social

Alpha male. Sigh

may 23, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Covid cave dweller @mariablack.bsky.social

Oh bullshit. The only men afraid to use a straw are the ones afraid to be seen getting aroused by it.

may 23, 2025, 10:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social

Curious about his thoughts on bananas and sausages.

may 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 4 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

And cigars!

may 23, 2025, 5:04 am • 7 0 • view
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xipetotec1973.bsky.social @xipetotec1973.bsky.social

The fragile egoed misogyny is off the chart with these people

may 23, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nathan Hoover @smurfwarsher.bsky.social

File under: Too stupid for therapy. Burchett - self lobotomized.

may 23, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pamkj @pamkj.bsky.social

Walz was right, these folks are weird

may 23, 2025, 11:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Prof. Dr Beth Singler @bvlsingler.bsky.social

may 23, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Sorry! 😅

may 23, 2025, 5:05 am • 2 0 • view
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N Von Ho @sisbromcdudeho.bsky.social

He doesn’t like to be reminded of that time at band camp when he had so much fun sucking with other boys.

may 23, 2025, 5:08 am • 5 0 • view
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isosolies.bsky.social @isosolies.bsky.social

Or a large orange saveloy

may 23, 2025, 12:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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bwestleg.bsky.social @bwestleg.bsky.social

He sucks directly from the six-notched straw hole in a fast food cup lid. He and his family call it "the cloacal kiss."

may 23, 2025, 6:47 am • 1 0 • view
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madmayday @madmayday.bsky.social

he shotguns every beverage and crushes the vessel on his head

may 23, 2025, 6:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

"Dad! You have glass stuck in your forehead again."

may 23, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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madmayday @madmayday.bsky.social

I barely notice it, I am invincible!

may 23, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Boaz • MyTurn /A Space @myturnaspace.bsky.social

"Cup? hmm... okay cup, he wrote cup. Three letters. I read it wrong."

may 23, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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J.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social

Sippy cup!

may 23, 2025, 12:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beth Unlimited @metabeth.bsky.social

I confess that I thought it was a euphemism for something else, but my mind was in the gutter at the time.

may 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Stacy Michelle Barrington @stacymichelleb.bsky.social

Misogyny is so petty, ain't it?

may 23, 2025, 3:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social

may 23, 2025, 6:46 am • 3 0 • view
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Gordon Hundley @drgoon.bsky.social

Can't piss sitting down. Can't breathe through my nose. Can't signal to turn. Can't shower regularly. Can't think rationally. That's what women do.

may 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 7 0 • view
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social

They're not to do anything cept be penetrated and birthed. Magaban wifes.

may 23, 2025, 9:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Slow Down Arthur @admiralbooth.bsky.social

There’s no women in his house, just inflatables.

may 23, 2025, 7:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Steve Leonard @leonardselc.bsky.social

Rim

may 23, 2025, 5:02 am • 7 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

may 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 9 0 • view
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social

They can't suck in public unless it unleashes their 1000% repressed homoerotic urges in the middle of a McDonald's or Starbucks. And they prefer their mega gay rapey orgies in mansions and donor parties, not restaurants.

may 23, 2025, 9:48 am • 0 0 • view
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KILL-BABS @hedorozone.bsky.social

spelled with -ock

may 23, 2025, 9:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Sticky Gecko @stickygecko.bsky.social

More thickshakes for the rest of us.

may 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Martin John @martinjohn.bsky.social

These fucking guys are out of control with their man rules.

may 23, 2025, 4:59 am • 4 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

😂

may 23, 2025, 4:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Martin John @martinjohn.bsky.social

Women breathe. Quick, hold your breath.

may 23, 2025, 5:00 am • 5 0 • view
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USEDUNIVERSE @useduniverse.bsky.social

Hope somebody releases a candid photo of him sucking a Dunkin' Coolatta.🥤

may 23, 2025, 10:18 am • 0 0 • view
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USEDUNIVERSE @useduniverse.bsky.social

Well, well, well 🧋

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may 24, 2025, 9:19 am • 0 0 • view
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ColinMungo @colinmungo.bsky.social

did you know straws are very much the men's willies of the realm of drinking

may 23, 2025, 8:50 am • 0 0 • view
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micharelle.bsky.social @micharelle.bsky.social

A manly athletic supporter cup? Asking for a friend.

may 23, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social

I'm with Team Cookie on this one.

may 23, 2025, 11:08 am • 2 0 • view
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martin5318008.bsky.social @martin5318008.bsky.social

He definitely sucks c#ck

may 23, 2025, 8:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Steven Palmer Peterson @stevenppeterson.bsky.social

If you looked exactly like Miss Prissy, you'd have to do everything you could to pretend to be macho too.

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may 23, 2025, 5:29 am • 5 0 • view
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social

She can't suck thru a straw neither.

may 23, 2025, 9:51 am • 1 0 • view
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MW @m3qw.bsky.social

I’ll never unsee this!

may 23, 2025, 10:45 am • 1 0 • view