As you get older, you start to realize that getting a good back massage may be as close to God as you’ll ever get.
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may 29, 2025, 8:59 am • 2 0 • view
I had operations on both shoulders for ligament and cuff repairs. It's nigh impossible for me to reach behind myself, so I get the kids to scratch my back.
may 29, 2025, 8:31 am • 2 0 • view
Especially being a game dev slouching at their computer for an ungodly, unhealthy amount of time...
may 30, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view
Agree, had a sports massage recently, after it felt like I'd been shoved through a mangle...agony in a good way!
may 29, 2025, 6:48 am • 1 0 • view
So true
may 29, 2025, 9:31 am • 2 0 • view
If you're getting back massages from God, then your probably pretty close
may 29, 2025, 8:08 am • 1 0 • view
A good foot massage can also bring the thrills, if you can find someone prepared to touch your increasingly gnarly, old trotters.
may 29, 2025, 6:49 am • 2 0 • view
I've never had a back-massage I liked, am I secretly a changeling or antichrist or something?
may 30, 2025, 6:54 am • 1 0 • view
Point 1. Don't care for massages. They sort of come with haircuts here (Philippines), I just ask them to stop. Point 2. Remember before you were born? After you die is sort of like that.
may 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 1 0 • view
And you end up looking more like your dad. Not a problem for some 🤔
may 29, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
…especially if it has a happy ending! 😏
may 29, 2025, 9:23 am • 2 0 • view
This is not a locker room, Beavis.
may 29, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
.....or just a good kip, especially in the afternoon.
may 29, 2025, 6:53 am • 2 0 • view
I once scratched my balls so hard in the shower I saw God
may 29, 2025, 7:00 am • 5 0 • view
may 29, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
The cherry on top of a really long hot shower!😎
may 29, 2025, 8:47 am • 2 0 • view
Oh yeah. And foot rubs. Better than sex.
may 29, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
I love this movie...
may 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 1 0 • view
You'd get yourself a birthday present and see if you'd get yourself to be a judge of the World Championship Massage worldchampionship-massage.com
may 30, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
ill pay that
may 30, 2025, 7:14 am • 1 0 • view
Especially when they hit that one shoulder muscle you didn't know was there, and it feels like they just plucked a string from God's piano.
may 29, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Word. youtu.be/w42ycMkAhVs?...
may 29, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Totally agree. I have a friend. Totally platonic and she does the best.
may 29, 2025, 7:21 am • 2 0 • view
Try getting your ear srynged! It's even better
may 29, 2025, 7:28 am • 1 0 • view
They use a tiny vacuum cleaner now where I go.
may 29, 2025, 9:02 am • 1 0 • view
Last time I had a massage, I was asked if I wanted any 'extras'. ... I went for the foot-balm socks. Weird, on too many levels.
may 29, 2025, 6:56 am • 3 0 • view
True.
may 29, 2025, 1:10 pm • 2 0 • view
may 29, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
Have you experienced a good head massage? Oh, God!
may 29, 2025, 8:30 am • 3 0 • view
Have the kids had you playing horsey?
may 29, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
A long hot shower….
may 29, 2025, 8:46 am • 1 0 • view
Especially the ones when they walk on your back using your gluteals like a ski mogul… you can hear Gabriel riffing. Or at least I could.
may 29, 2025, 10:26 am • 2 0 • view
For me, it's more a good night sleep, which I didn't have for years now. Getting up and feeling refreshed is a great sensation.
may 29, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
TRUTH Duncan! 65 and just started...Lordy 😆
may 29, 2025, 10:54 am • 2 0 • view