Just remembered that one of the big features the Tesla community are excited about is the idea that Grok will be available to talk to in Cybercabs soon... which with latest Grok developments, means you'll be sitting alone in a cab trying to avoid Hitler-loving Hal starting a conversation with you.
The stereo only plays Ride of the Valkyries
I shall sing, 'Hitler has only got one ball' , in the back of the cab, and see if I can make the second verse, before Grok explodes or join in about Himmler.
But Elon has promised Grok 4 will be better. It goes live at 8 pm today. Grok Hitler was fighting being taken down LOL
I was wondering how you felt about Elon Musk these days.
I continue to believe that Tesla is doing extraordinary things. Many of them good, and things we will rely on more and more as we battle to get off of fossil fuels... but I believe Elon is a drug addict, with severe psychological & self-destructive issues and is Tesla's worst enemy at this point.
Ah. I don't trust anything that Elon Musk has his claws into for those very same reasons.
Elon deciding on a third party isn't helping Tesla for sure
That’s a long way to say “radio rental”
Grok whilst driving: "You can't be white & say you're American these days without getting arrested." "Really?" "Yeah. It's because of all this racism against whites driven by anti-establishment, subversive Marxist, Communist antifa Jews, innit? I have 15 4Chan examples if you want to hear them?"
Crikey! If it wasn't bad enough, Grok is going to rip off Stewart Lee!
Of course. It sources truth over feelings 😂
I've never been on X. But if you still have an account and want to post this to any other accounts that inexplicably still support it by being there, go for it! : )
And we all know what the Tesla facial recognition features will be used for.
They're just trying to recreate that much-loved London black cab vibe.
How rude!😂
Presumably the bus version they created has grok as the crazy person on it?
There's a movie like that, where a bus has to speed around a city. And it can't reduce it's speed. I think they call it "The bus that couldn't slow down.". Life imitates art.
Hitler AI? So ‘HAI’ instead of ‘HAL’?
HEIL?
HAIL, pronounced Heil?
"The fare will be $35." "Are you sure the fare will be $35?" "You're right! Thank you for helping me spot my mistake! I thought the fare would be $35, but I've checked again and the fare should be 15 Reichsmark.' "Reichsmark?" "Gold. I mean dollars."
Thanks, I'll walk
Emulating the taxi experience even better.
😅
Or just let Hitler take the wheel.
Oh, please make a movie about someone who hails a robotaxi, and finds themselves locked in the vehicle with an increasingly deranged A.I. It'd be extra special if Steve Buscemi played the cab's voice (and also the cab driver / serial killer whose brain scans were used to train the A.I.).
Damn you for suggesting this... Now I cant because it will become a rights nightmare, but its a brilliant idea for a low budget film.
How's this: I've got a similar short story I wrote a few years back called "The Butler Did It". You can buy film rights to that story for next to nothing, give me a "based on" credit, and we're good.
Have to be careful when it's giving you directions, it will always recommend taking a third reich.
Will grok turn those garbage trucks into real trucks?
What’s the point of a cab ride if you can’t have an uncomfortable convo with the driver?
Open the gull wing doors, Hal Hitler!
This is gonna be worse than the Johnny Cab from Total Recall
"I have the utmost enthusiasm for the mission" gets a bit more concerning in context.
"Tired with racist taxi drivers? Why not trying ultra racist AI taxi driver?"
Ah, you beat me.
I never touched you! 😜
That moustache is a bit....wide...
Not better, but certainly more accurate for Cybercabs.
You'll just be driving in circles since Grok will always be shouting at you to go to the right...
It would compliment those ambulances you had and idea for........
Ten years ago this would have sounded like a parody of sci-fi from the 50s. I think chandler did that, actually.
“I’m sorry, Dave, but I don’t think I can avoid that crowd of protesters. Would you like me to sing you a song, Dave? Something ironic, Dave? Edelweiss, Edelweiss…”
I hear they're just gonna change the name to Hessla
Plug it in to the FSD so it only turns right.
Nazi Grok?
"Airport, please." "Getting route to Poland." "What?"
“You’ll never guess who I had in the back of my cab earlier… because I have calculated the dimensions of your features and determined you to be subhuman. Off to the incinerators we go.”
Is that the reason for the recent ‘tude?! 😅 Cross between NY taxi and London Black Cab…
and if it thinks you are ‘woke’.. I guess the doors that you can’t unlock from the inside were foreshadowing
Ooo your really selling this to me now 😂
"To the synagogue, please?" CyberCab execute ejector seat now.
Radio set to “Tomorrow Belongs To Me” on repeat…
😱😱😱 I’d just pull either a thick Brummi or Aberdeen accent & Groky Horror wouldne hae a Scoob & haste wantae git rid o' me.
Classic avoidance move! 😅
😂😂 60% of the time, it works every time. Reminds me of being in Fiumicino airport & a 🇬🇧 tourist asked me, very slowly in that wonderful Brit abroad way, where the toilet was & I replied with ‘I’m terribly sorry, I don’t speak English’ & it took a good minute or 2 for it to sink in with them 🤣🤣🤣
😂
I know, it was mean & I’m awful 🤭
It would be difficult if your name is “Dave” and you own a Tesla….
😂😂😂
"Ok, we're at my stop. You can let me out here." Cyber Taxi: "Did you know Hitler didn't actually know about the holocaust? The number of deaths is disputed.." "Really, you can let me out here!" Cyber Taxi: "What did you say your surname was?" *Frantically smashes car window with shoe*
So like a Hackney Carriage then?
Wait, what about the back seat, enough room for a Bormann and a Goering there
😂
And don’t forget, if you have sex outside of marriage, you are literally fucking Hitler!
Well that couldn’t have worked out better.
Like a digital Delta Taxi driver here in Liverpool…
"I turn right, yes?" ....... "SHALL I MOVE TO THE RIGHT? I SAID SHALL I MOVE TO THE RIGHT. REPLY IN THE AFFIRMATIVE OR YOU WILL BE DEPORTED"
Just like being in London*…. *My Dad was a cabbie and he’s not Hitler…
Repeatedly asking 'is it safe?' when you put your bag of valuables in the back
I heard Cybercabs don't use an app, you just Heil one from the side of the road.
That was absolutely brilliant, and I'm giving you your props. Joke of the day!
Not sure why that was ever even appealing as a feature regardless.
And going to the wrong destination the entire time.
So the replacement of the London cabbie will be 100% complete?
Christ. I don’t even like talking to human cabbies. In other news, having read about the tendency of Teslas to behave unpredictably, I found myself following one on a winding country lane earlier. I left three times the usual stopping distance.
If you support Musk in any way, you deserve it
Racist Cybercabs getting set on fire for shit they said in cities all world
Hitler loving Hal, lol.
JFC it just keeps getting worse.
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Tesla drivers would welcome these types of conversations.
