"Please show us on the doll where your father grabbed you."

So, he likes being grabbed by older, obese men... Strength? He couldn't be father from the truth. (Stolen from Austin, "Danger" Powers). Nod to Mike Meyers. 🚬😎

Just plain weird.

I will posit that this problem is the root cause of much of the disaster happening now. If America learns to get past it, we might regain our footing & continue to evolve. If not (and right now...it 'taint looking good), we not only stay stuck, we seriously deteriorate further.

Can we just line them up for Trump to fuck them? Maybe that'll calm these jagoffs.

Toxic masculinity on parade!

Weird daddy fantasies; check his browser history

This is a dude that retroactively needs to get stuffed in a wide array of lockers.

Absolutely one of those guys who still deals with a LOT of childhood trauma by insisting this is totally normal, everyone went through it, anyone who says different is lying...

Moron!

What a piece ‘o work…sorry, I meant ‘shit’!

My 98 pound daughter could take down that pinhead.

As they said in Seinfeld, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Classic Conservative “I was abused by my father. But it didn’t do ME any harm.”

What else did your dad make you feel? No wonder he's protecting Prez Pedo - it just reminds him of the abuse he got from his own dad. So gross.

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Bro, seek therapy 😏

How do people watch this crap without vomiting?

I mean his mom hates him which I both get but also clearly didn't help

"He's got dad strength!" My man, he's almost eighty goddamned years old.

I feel like I just woke up one day and didn’t realize I had slipped into some weird alternate dimension until it was too late. Way too late.

If anyone grabbed Watters, he would be doing this: youtu.be/0eXIOK2vOhM?...

All of these Fox people, men and women, have such a high ick factor. The give me the creeps.

Self-selecting pool of chronically damaged people.

Fox News isn’t in high rotation in my circle, however, I do have access as part of my TV package. I sometimes turn it on. It only takes a couple of minutes before I feel the need to have a shower.

😂

watters is dumber than a puddle of catpiss

Something about all these people...yeah, definitely mommy and/ or daddy issues.

That guy is such a weasel.

Remember when his mom called in and told him to calm down.

Plus, his face is so punchable.

Watters doesn't know what a real man is, nor what a real father figure should be.

Tucker Carlson haunts this channel with a legion of imitators

Don’t they all? I mean isn’t that the thing here?

Trump only grabs women by the pussy.

Daddy 'strength'? Let's see — if I just scroll around here ... ah, here it is: TFM 'daddy strength'

Those tiny hands would be like a crawdad grip.

I guess he relies on his MAGA wet dreams about Orange Mussolini. Because no woman of quality would touch Twatters…

These pedo protectors have no moral bottom Everyday is like trying to get your super drunk friends car keys away from them It’s fucking exhausting.

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Oh Christ, just go suck his dick already!!

Did this idiot sleep with Trump too? Serious question. This is sick.

Yeah those 7 year old little girls are pretty hard to handle

He’s a little twerp.

Hope his dad gave him a few swirlies.

Is this really what it's come down to?

They’re all weirdos. My Dad was stronger than me, he did physical work while I was behind a desk, but I didn’t worship wannabe dictators.

His mom often calls into the show to tell him what a dummy he is

This country needs a literal army of therapists to even BEGIN to deal with Republicans' daddy issues.

Watters, seriously, get some therapy.

Is he talking about abuse?

Especially knowing the only things Trump grabs are ... well, y'know ... come to think of it, maybe this is one thing Jesse Watters DOES know something about ...

He’s a smirking chimp

What is wrong with this guy.

I can’t make the the letters BIG ENOUGH…FFS!!

Paging Dr Freud…

Spank me daddy Trump!

“My dad was as a violent abuser and I want that in a president.”

is that why he's such a raging, misogynistic piece of shit? He didn't get hugged enough by his daddy?

I assumed he didn't have one.

Omg

Did he show on a doll WHERE #Trump grabbed him?

So, terrorized as a child by a violent parent. Got it. Now, you only suck up to those that threaten. Time to grow up, dude.

MAGA bullshit for the fools.

Being defeated by your own father (and loving it!) is known as a reverse Oedipus. Congratulations to the whole Watters family.

“Conquering one’s son is dad strength.” - Lao Tzu

the shit with his mom is also reallllll concerning.

He overplays it to the point where it’s satire. He’s in character in the way Colbert was in character for The Colbert Report. It’s apparent that he thinks his viewers are just plain stupid, and maybe he’s got them clocked since they haven’t caught on to his act…yet.

For all their talk of being "alphas," the right wing is almost entirely composed of men who long to be dominated.

Do you think? I just see the opposite. Tell me more?

Or to be less snide, they long for a subservient position in a hierarchy that allows them to in turn dominate a few others (women, mostly).

They’re the reason dominatrixes exist.

WTF

That is so cringe inducing. Especially in light of the video of Trump cheating at golf so casually. As they say here in NC, PIT-EE-FULL!

I never really appreciated the term lickspittle till this man

This is the guy who gets pissy over men using straws. Of COURSE he’s got a ton of weird issues.

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