Huge news! President Trump declares "science solved!" No need for further funding as the complete spectrum of testable knowledge is now complete! Congratulations, humans! "Art" expected to be complete by September!
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"only I could have done this!" - Trumpf.
aug 7, 2025, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
He's weirdly obsessed with getting a Pulitzer Prize. But my question is: If science is "solved" does that include my friend's tumors and my sister's long term covid? Because that would be freaking great!
aug 6, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:49 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:29 pm • 19 1 • view
Once we all accept that the world is flat what more would we have need to learn lol
aug 6, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Mathematics is going to take a little longer.
aug 6, 2025, 10:32 pm • 2 0 • view
He will expect to be loudly praised and receive our eternal gratitude for this. Also nominated for a Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.
aug 6, 2025, 10:37 pm • 10 1 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:52 pm • 5 0 • view
The man has sh*t for brains!
aug 7, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
See, I knew art was more complicated than science.
aug 6, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
He's finished the whole Civ tech tree, now he's just researching Future Technology 1.
aug 6, 2025, 10:28 pm • 3 0 • view
Which, ironically, is usually the point in the game when the computer opponents abandon Democracy and adopt Fundamentalism
aug 6, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 1 • view
What about smut? I can probably live without further science or art, but smut is a big ask.
aug 6, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
🎶 School's out for ever!🎶
aug 6, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Once you've unlocked the entire tech tree you can switch your budget to luxuries to keep citizens happy
aug 6, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view