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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

When is he going to have the balls to get the Resolute desk pasted in golf leaf?

aug 12, 2025, 4:05 am • 97 12

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Dennis Hartley @denofcinema.bsky.social

Or start donning his kingly robes to match the decor?

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aug 12, 2025, 6:01 am • 4 0 • view
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idesigngal @jenhammell.bsky.social

Shhhhhhhhh!!! 🤫👀

aug 12, 2025, 4:17 am • 0 0 • view
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skullboy0.bsky.social @skullboy0.bsky.social

Donald Trump sitting at a table with the Presidential seal
aug 12, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 1 • view
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spagjon.bsky.social @spagjon.bsky.social

I'm convinced that one day a White House curator will just snap and attack Trump

aug 12, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Its the desk thats going to do it...

aug 12, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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CAM @noremacflak.bsky.social

He will buy the gold leaf as soon as he finds out that it can be sourced from Social Security checks.

aug 12, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
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W1ll J00dy @pigsmoker.bsky.social

All that spray painted TEMU garbage is held up with blu-tac

aug 12, 2025, 4:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Könich Thomas @herrschmidt.bsky.social

When this is over, the only move left for the USA to restore their credibility will be to burn that whole house down.

aug 12, 2025, 9:48 am • 1 0 • view
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clynnn.bsky.social @clynnn.bsky.social

EVERY SINGLE THING HE DOES IS UGLY

aug 12, 2025, 7:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark Patrick Lynch @markpatricklynch.bsky.social

Disappointed he hasn't got one of those singing fish gilded and hanging on the wall.

aug 12, 2025, 7:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social

I think Trump's decorating choices are being influenced by the ghost of Liberace. No proof; just a hunch.

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aug 12, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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EspanolBot @espanolbot.bsky.social

Man, that desk is made out of a ship that failed to find the Franklin Expedition where the captain panicked and prematurely abandoned it in the ice, and that's somehow the second most embarrassing thing to happen to it.

aug 12, 2025, 6:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

😂

aug 12, 2025, 6:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Zak @zaktinoid.bsky.social

For decades, when people saw photos of the gold-painted mansions and offices of foreign dictators, it was agreed they looked cheap, desperate and hideous. So it is fitting that Trump has applied the same décor to his face for years before now desecrating the White House with it.

aug 12, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
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C4Darkmane @c4darkmane.bsky.social

I bet he gets rid of it and gets something off temu to replace it.

aug 12, 2025, 6:54 am • 0 0 • view