Being at school in the early 70s this was standard playground stuff ....

I used to belt this out as a kid, erm and also pretend to be carrying the 10ft Willy across the living room whilst singing to the family Also knew all the verses to Hitler and his one ball 😂😂 I was probably 5

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There's always the classic: "Jesus Christ, Superstar, Went round the corner on a Yamaha, Did a skid, killed a kid, Knocked his balls on a dustbin lid." Poetry in motion, as Thomas Dolby would say!

Takes me back!

And this is how I now know that you can have an earworm of something that you just read....

My brothers taught my then 3 year old nephew this - he sang it to the teacher who did his pre nursery home visit 😂😂😂

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Pi...

Oops, here is the lyrics version for a sing a long. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3F...

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Belongs in a museum beside: "When I was young and had no sense I cut my balls on a barbed wire fence To the doctor had to go, balls and all I had to show "The nurse set me up on a a wee red stool And took six inches off me tool. "When I went home me mummy laughed To see a brush without no shaft"

These two were deep lore to us, as fundamental as "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells..."

I think him originally having a 3 foot willy would be more plausible. Can we just go ahead and make that change and we'll put that forward for approval, thanks.

Bloody studio notes!

“Say what you will, school diners make you ill, and Davy Crocket died of Shepherd’s Pie…” (To the ‘out of town’ theme tune - but maybe that was a local south coast tv thing).