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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

How dare you! Trump won every one of those golf trophies on the mantle! Yes, they were at his own tournaments, and yes, he was the only player, but he WON them fair and square… fair and square might be pushing it… he WON them! Ok, technically he didn’t “win,” but they’re his!

aug 19, 2025, 1:54 pm • 171 15

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bexhc73.bsky.social @bexhc73.bsky.social

If Poundland did trophies…

aug 19, 2025, 1:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sir Crus†abread✝️⚔️🥖🛡️👨‍🏭🗡️🎸💜⚡🔫👾🍾🎆🌹 @gormangee.bsky.social

And that there is champignon comedy to a tee!

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aug 19, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sir Crus†abread✝️⚔️🥖🛡️👨‍🏭🗡️🎸💜⚡🔫👾🍾🎆🌹 @gormangee.bsky.social

youtu.be/DB3FR6rhIqE?...

aug 19, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael @maiquitol.bsky.social

"auto non-erotic self-magnification"

aug 19, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael @maiquitol.bsky.social

Your joking? They are auto-awarded golf trophies??? Jeez Louise.....

aug 19, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

I'm mucking about. I believe it's just shit interior design from someone easily impressed by anything gold. That's all.

aug 19, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael @maiquitol.bsky.social

😃 They do kinda look like the kind of golf prizes that you cam imagine Trump golf courses handing out! Certainly a lot more ostentatious than the pewter-mug golf trophies that my dad used to put on the living room mantle piece!

aug 19, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Robert @savsongs60.bsky.social

Over my time on various social media platforms, I have tried some of my best comic material with either crickets or misunderstandings. I still try though. So don’t let that comment put you off Duncan….

aug 19, 2025, 7:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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mattfezza.bsky.social @mattfezza.bsky.social

He’s visited some beautiful buildings with real gentrified beauty and his feeble and damaged mind created that monstrosity. Like his tacky mar a lago, a poor imitation of the world’s most historic buildings. Just think of the history of the Oval Office and he thought he could make it classier.

aug 19, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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scott-macshlibber.bsky.social @scott-macshlibber.bsky.social

The one in the middle is for getting a hole in one on every single hole

aug 19, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social

His precious...

aug 19, 2025, 1:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social

Each golden urn contains the ashes from the souls of him & each one of his closest advisors. The deal with the devil required they be housed in the white house. This will gradually poison the fabric of the American presidency. The gold leaf grows ever more dense, covering history with tackiness.

aug 19, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Victorsings @victorsings.bsky.social

So gaudy and ugly looking. Sheesh…

aug 19, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve Yates @yatesyman.bsky.social

Has he got the Club World Cup trophy he 'won' last month up there too?

aug 19, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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eddiegaedel @eddiegaedel.bsky.social

Granny Clampett would have put them in "The fancy eatin' room."

aug 19, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ant @tonyman.bsky.social

The two fancy door knockers get me..

aug 19, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mich Fisher @michfisher.bsky.social

OMFG, I didn’t realize those are his bullshit golf trophies. Hahaha! That makes his tinpot dictator bordello “décor” even more pathetic.

aug 19, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephen Persing @stephenpersing.bsky.social

Those are golf trophies? I thought they were urns from a crematorium

aug 19, 2025, 2:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leon @leonryan.bsky.social

or spitoons from the fanciest brothel in the Wild West

aug 19, 2025, 2:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chris Bardell @chrisbardell.bsky.social

Or chamber-pots?

aug 19, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/happ...

aug 19, 2025, 1:55 pm • 50 11 • view
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railygirl1.bsky.social @railygirl1.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 20, 2025, 7:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Matt Thompson @matthewsthompson.com

Why Supreme Commander with these Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us.

aug 19, 2025, 2:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Citizeness Kane @citizenesskane.bsky.social

Ok, maybe he *did* win them, but it's highly unlikely that they're actually *gold* (more like spraypainted polystyrene).

aug 19, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Katia @katialee.bsky.social

My favorite anecdote has been that everyone knows he cheats at golf so much his nickname is Pelé.

aug 19, 2025, 2:02 pm • 21 4 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

😂

aug 19, 2025, 2:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leesa 🇨🇦 ⚜️ ☘️ @leesa152.bsky.social

😂

aug 19, 2025, 2:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ron @aaandrelax.bsky.social

On the positive of trump actually getting a Nobel Peace Prize, everyone knows it’s only worth as much as his fake golf trophies.

aug 19, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deep State 9 fka Will👨‍🦽 @willm0136.bsky.social

He has the taste of a pimp from the late 1970s

aug 19, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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josecalama.bsky.social @josecalama.bsky.social

A tacky one.

aug 19, 2025, 2:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social

I hope the next POTUS tears it all down and donates to a charity for homeless immigrants.

aug 19, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Not gonna get much money for that gold paint!

aug 19, 2025, 3:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social

Right. I forgot the fucker is too cheap for the real stuff.

aug 19, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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New Year's Steve @slacko.bsky.social

I think they call that style "Ba'ath Party Chic".

aug 19, 2025, 2:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nick Gibbins @nick.gark.net

Exactly so. I’ve been getting very strong Saddam Hussein’s palace vibe from the White House redecoration.

aug 19, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view