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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Made the move from tasty, sweetened protein shakes in the morning to unsweetened protein shakes and... THEY ARE SO DISGUSTING!

aug 25, 2025, 3:38 pm • 130 0

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social

"if it tastes good - it's a lie!" fitness buddy in the '80s.

aug 25, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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mr-grieves.bsky.social @mr-grieves.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 4:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cate @chaoscate.bsky.social

Ew. Mine is sweetened with a Xylitol-based sweetener, so no disgusting Stevia aftertaste, but none of the sugar spike from real sugar either. Brand is called Gymtrail. No idea if available in US. Really tastes good 👍🏻

aug 25, 2025, 3:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan MacMaster The Sweetheart of the Internet @duncanwriter.bsky.social

Quit complaining and drink your soylent green.

aug 25, 2025, 3:40 pm • 6 0 • view
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Paul McSeol @paulmcseol.bsky.social

Tastes like something familiar…

aug 25, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anna Cassar @oddbohemian.bsky.social

You don’t need them! Just eat protein as part of your normal diet.

aug 25, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peter Saumur @stitched.bsky.social

Nectar protein. Fuzzy Navel and Lemon Tea are amazing!

aug 25, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Starrfire71 @starrfire71.bsky.social

Why There are sweetener alternatives- what are you mixing??? I just ordered a bunch of beet root powder.

aug 25, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social

Have a banana instead.

aug 25, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matneee @matneee.bsky.social

That was a very different tweet when I misread it as 'made the movie'. Wasn't the Rogue Trooper tidbit I was expecting😅

aug 25, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul McSeol @paulmcseol.bsky.social

Rocky’s protein shake was raw eggs. Solution?

aug 25, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Couldn't be worse!

aug 25, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr. RawheaD @rawhead.bsky.social

You gotta throw in frozen fruits & berries and make them smoothies.

aug 25, 2025, 3:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

I'll wake everyone up if I do that. Just let me complain in peace! 😂

aug 25, 2025, 3:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Art of Debra Fear @debzoid.bsky.social

What the hell is a protein shake?

aug 25, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don Simón @donsimon.bsky.social

There's a soggy biscuit joke in there somewhere...

aug 25, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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SteveDeeGreen @stevedeegreen.bsky.social

You could be on to something

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aug 25, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com

shame custard, now with more shame

aug 25, 2025, 3:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bypass @bypassuk.bsky.social

I use coconut water for my shakes. Might be worth a try.

aug 25, 2025, 4:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Whatkonnerth @whatkonnerth.bsky.social

The brothers green products are great. Though just remembered we no longer post to US....

aug 26, 2025, 5:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Adam. Pottery beard. @thatbeardoadam.bsky.social

Wallpaper paste would have the same effect and taste.

aug 25, 2025, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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LABobel @labobel.bsky.social

Ok I’ve never been able to stomach them but Flavcity won me over. There is 4 gr of sugar though but less than most

aug 25, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alex @alexlooksup.bsky.social

Unflavoured - BAD BAD Artificially sweetened - oh, turns out I have a sensitivity to artificial sweeteners that later in the makes socialising impossible! 😬 Therefore, BAD Sweetened with actual sweet stuff - just do some extra steps or whatever, FINE Life is too short to start the day miserable!

aug 25, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net

Delicious. Drink up.

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aug 25, 2025, 3:42 pm • 11 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

too accurate! 😂

aug 25, 2025, 3:46 pm • 5 0 • view
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Soo Thomas @daemonsoo.bsky.social

Be wild, just have bacon and eggs for breakfast. Good protein, no carbs.

aug 25, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shonna @shonnamama.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Martin Urschel @martinurschel.bsky.social

My best experience with them was mixed into müsli and soy yogurt

aug 25, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Armak in the BlueSky Mind ⚜️ @armakproductions.com

Unsweetened protein shake =

aug 25, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andyroo🇨🇦🖖 @4ndyroo.bsky.social

www.goodprotein.ca

aug 25, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Simon @sevillana.bsky.social

Mix with milk or oat milk and put it on your breakfast cereal. That’s what gets me through!

aug 25, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social

Back in my day we just cracked a raw egg into a pint of guinness. Which is still infinitely better than an unsweetened protein shake.

aug 25, 2025, 3:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Frank Shallot @frankshallot.bsky.social

Can you get Natvia over there? Best sweetener i've tried

aug 25, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cameron McGrath @camgottaplan.bsky.social

Life is bitter enough, I couldn't handle unsweetened haha

aug 25, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social

Try decaff tea with unsweetened oat milk. Anything will taste sweat after that.

aug 25, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social

Helps me keep my beach bod.

aug 25, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Deniable Drip @deniabledrip.bsky.social

Why would you do this to yourself?

aug 25, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Rogue body!

aug 25, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Richard Servello @eastoflavfx.com

Eewww, nope!!

aug 25, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steg68 @steg68.bsky.social

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aug 25, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hal Hickel @halhickel.bsky.social

Life’s too short, man

aug 26, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social

Honey! Get local & helps build immunity.

aug 25, 2025, 3:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 25, 2025, 3:57 pm • 2 0 • view