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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Ok... this is getting seriously suspicious now-

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sep 1, 2025, 4:02 am • 234 16

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social

I'm suspecting all these tweets are coming from a corn field in Iowa.

sep 1, 2025, 4:03 am • 5 0 • view
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Cate @chaoscate.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 4:12 am • 7 0 • view
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Feral Grumpy, MSW @feralgrumpy.bsky.social

Rigor mortis says what?

sep 1, 2025, 4:17 am • 2 0 • view
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D. Travis North @dtnorth.bsky.social

Everyone knows what she doesn't actually like him.

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Garnet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @dorothyspigot.bsky.social

Did I actually read that! What an inappropriate sick fuck this man is. I doubt she would go near the little pervert anyway....

sep 1, 2025, 7:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Microfilm @microfilm.bsky.social

His CANKLES are sooo jealous

sep 1, 2025, 7:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Randal Cooper @fancycwabs.bsky.social

Huh. I got different reports. bsky.app/profile/fanc...

sep 1, 2025, 4:31 am • 7 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

It's the fog of war, Randal. You just have to keep moving forward.

sep 1, 2025, 4:32 am • 4 0 • view
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kobay-ashimaru.bsky.social @kobay-ashimaru.bsky.social

He's delirious

sep 1, 2025, 8:04 am • 0 0 • view
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BlueJay @bluejay-eighty.bsky.social

He has gotten us to a place where we can't dismiss it outright as fake!

sep 1, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Nel_Annette @nelannette.bsky.social

"I'm alive, folks. Just finishing the measurements for our PATRIOTIC ballroom!"

sep 1, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
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mointhesky.bsky.social @mointhesky.bsky.social

Duncan, you're a card. 🤣🤣🤣

sep 1, 2025, 4:12 am • 1 0 • view
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mointhesky.bsky.social @mointhesky.bsky.social

Rotfl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And breathe ...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sep 1, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
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michael @mpchlets.bsky.social

Seriously wtf?!?!

sep 1, 2025, 4:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 4:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Fun Puns 24 @funpuns24.bsky.social

Hmm….. Sure about that that claim 🤔

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sep 1, 2025, 4:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Zenevas Muroa @zenevasmuroa.bsky.social

Well, y'know, rigor mortis.

sep 1, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pegdeg @pegdeg.bsky.social

Surely......banging somebody else's wife?

sep 1, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Eric Santiestevan @esantiestevan.bsky.social

THANQ YOU FOR PRIAPISM

sep 1, 2025, 4:12 am • 2 0 • view
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J.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social

Lmfao

sep 1, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Craig Suter @craigj1976.bsky.social

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

sep 1, 2025, 5:24 am • 0 0 • view
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clynnn.bsky.social @clynnn.bsky.social

WTF?!

sep 1, 2025, 9:19 am • 0 0 • view
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BugE (Jennie) @bug-luvs.bsky.social

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

sep 1, 2025, 5:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Jeffreyparties @jeffreyparties.bsky.social

"Twenty years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other.2A decades-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick."-Donald Trump (2025)

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Grant @regulargrant.bsky.social

I hate that I understand this.

sep 1, 2025, 4:13 am • 2 0 • view
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m̷a̷r̷i̷a̷n̷o̷ @ramirez.bsky.social

Two weeks to go, buddy!

sep 1, 2025, 4:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Shirley Will @shirley-will.bsky.social

I have to believe that he writes his own posts, because who else would EVEN‽

sep 1, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Skip @skippyskipskip.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 4:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Kaiju! Kaiju! Kaiju! @buleste.bsky.social

Which wife? I can believe Ivana but definitely not Melania.

sep 1, 2025, 4:30 am • 0 0 • view
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David Brower @browernet.us

Yeah, nobody believes it’s his wife.

sep 1, 2025, 5:48 am • 0 0 • view