Take more than a stroke…

I'm going to hell for saying this, but I was heading that way already, so here goes. Please let it be true. Please let him be locked in silence and terrified.

In other news, I got me a pre-Solo Solo. We all have to know when we're fighting for the wrong side. Thank goodness Han got his shit together, found a lifelong friend and a princess hottie to boot. No mystical magic needed. Just the birth of conscience. There's hope for the GOP yet.

If he's had a stroke, his speech will be fucked for at least weeks, at his age a lot longer if he ever recovers. Not a chance of putting him in front of a camera. They must be panicking like crazy at the White House.

I think his doctor should advise against flying to the UK in the near future. Circulatory problems are made worse by long haul travel. I should imagine that’s also true in a private jet.

I think a couple trips around the world should be a test run just in case

a trip to Barnard Castle maybe?

We need to play on this to get him to reverse course on the most evil policies.

"We'got a message from the president"

With his miraculous recovery from a bullet to the ear, with no viable scarring, he will probably be back boasting how wonderfully fit he is..."The bigliest fitliest president that ever lived" or other such bunkum.

That would be hilarious.

On a serious note, my partner & I spent a fun evening trying to guess which cabinet member is most likely to turn whistleblower, with the goods. I’m betting Ratcliffe, who could plausibly claim Trojan horse/CIA counter operation, and has his hands on… hoo boy. She’s leaning lesser cabinet member.

Threaten Chicago again, gop.

A christmas carol irl

the reverse Fetterman

Hahaha! Imagine he decides to be a socialist on his death bed 🤣 Maybe he was visited by the three spirits of past, present and future. When he was in the back seat of Rudi's car, seeing how far he had fallen, Rudi saw him in the rear view as he's close to the end himself and crashed the car!

I'd be panicking too if I was on the verge of having to pretend that Vance is really the country's best foot forward for the next three years...

US folks should watch the Death of Stalin.

Because it’s wrong to post AI generated images I’ll just post the prompt: Create a picture of a small wax figurine of Donald Trump, with Kamala, Obama and Hillary taking turns to stick pins in it.