The old 'two-week taco' maneuver, a f*cking classic at this point.

Which as it turns out 3 days

Don Jr is buying it

Trump is Mr. too weak two weeks

Concepts of a schedule

That’s the worst poker tell ever, any time he says “two weeks” it is very clearly a lie

nonsense he has the cards

It’s like watching “The Money Pit”. It was actually funny.

If we tell him that "fortnight" is the same as "two weeks" he'll start using it, right?

lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-3...

Is this going to turn into a recognized unit of time, like the Friedman unit (six months) or remain a phrase used in a drinking game?

If a government demands and arranges for the sale of $100 billion companies, can it still call itself capitalist?

He has made so much mo ey being prez, Barron is buying it.

Two Week TACO Tuesday!

Lying asshole.

Is there a "Two Week TACO spread" in the markets at all?

Trump TWEETS Two Weeks Each and Every Time (Supposedly)

Too Weak Donnie

I ❤️ Infrastructure Week.

TACO TWAT

“Two weeks” is always — always — just a placeholder for a lie.

I speak fluent Trumpese. In English, this means “We don’t have a buyer.”

Dementia Donnie says: Gaza ceasefire in a week. TikTok sale in two weeks. Trump resigns presidency in 3 weeks.

Glad someone kept watching, I can’t listen to him for more than 3 minutes…it is too hard to keep his mendacity out of my thought process…I truly feel dumber after hearing him talk.

I'm starting to believe that he thinks the nation's attention span is about 1 1/2 weeks and that we'll forget about it before the 2 weeks is up.

He’s right; and he hosted a weekly show, so he knows.

Most of Middle America believes he was once a successful businessman, solely on the basis of that show.

A nation of rubes

that's his favorite phrase.

🤣🤣🤣

So this means it either goes in the memory hole or he's going to fecklessly bomb them tomorrow?

Guarantee you the deal is that the Saudi sovereign wealth fund is forming a joint venture with Trump where Trump has 15 or 20% the Saudi have 80%. The Saudis will put up 100% of the money to buy TikTok. Trump will get 20% of the benefit for doing nothing

Again with the 2 f’in weeks…WTF

Right after he releases his healthcare plan.

For trump, “about two weeks” is a trope meaning whenever if ever.

Donny Fortnight is at it again.

#Tweeks

The schtick is obsolete. Now it could be 2 days, and we'd still have forgotten

🤡

And yet the media keep taking this seriously.

Is 2 the only number he knows?

Haha. Habits and lies! All the time, everyday.

You’d think that once in a while, he’d mix it up a little and say three weeks

In Italy, they say: “dopo domani”(the day after tomorrow) which also seems to have the same meaning.

For real?

Drink!

You’d never get off the floor!

Drink!

Was about to say the same thing! 😀

Classic 🌮

When was this?

Old habits never die.

Ha!!! The Wimpy “strategy.”

It’ll be during Infrastructure Week.

Ahhh, the ole “two week shuffle”.

Everybody drink!

Is the Infrastructure Bill the buyer?

Is it Elon? 😂😂😂😒

Two infrastucture weeks of wait time is a lot to ask. We've been waiting for the Space Balls sequel for less time.

Everybody drink!