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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen The Map Rating Restaurants Based on How Hot the Customers Are www.nytimes.com/2025/07/01/d...

jul 2, 2025, 11:56 am • 278 8

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James Street @fatcat99.bsky.social

Isn’t this a culinary version of how Facebook started?

jul 2, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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42 @mccons.bsky.social

Isn’t that just OG Facebook for restaurants?

jul 2, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Awkward pause @awkwardpause.bsky.social

And yet I can’t look away

jul 2, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Half-ass Matt @appa69.bsky.social

jul 2, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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pygalge.bsky.social @pygalge.bsky.social

For the generations brought up on the paradigm that acceptance by your peer group is paramount, this is a useful resource.

jul 2, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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sunnyjim.bsky.social @sunnyjim.bsky.social

Do the customers live there?

jul 2, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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soulforhire @soulforhire.bsky.social

Ever seen Facebook?

jul 2, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leonard Banco @lenbanco.bsky.social

Don’t the restaurants have ac?

jul 2, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Patrick Brettell @patrickbrettell.bsky.social

Oh, come now, Kai. Surely you've seen Tommy Tuberville and Lauren Boebert.

jul 2, 2025, 12:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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James McGuire @gozermac.bsky.social

This is Facebook’s legacy.

jul 2, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shola Hoon @sholahoon.bsky.social

In Trump’s shallow world this rating system makes sense

jul 2, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Tom Lumberjack @knilb.bsky.social

Seen stupider. But Top 5 Stupid for the Newspaper of Record

jul 2, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peth @peth101.bsky.social

Give it a few hours, The NY Times will come up with something worse.

jul 2, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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BCrosbie @bcrosbie.bsky.social

22 year old programmer an AI trying to make a comment on society using tech and not hitting the mark…

jul 2, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social

Imagine if you had to report on this type of fecal matter

jul 2, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Jim Wright @wrightster.bsky.social

At first I thought, well...it might be nice to know which restaurants have good AC with this weather.

jul 2, 2025, 12:03 pm • 9 0 • view
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Gina Cruikshank @ceruleansquid.bsky.social

See, that would be useful. Big no-no in today's economy.

jul 2, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Woobie @woobiemagnus.bsky.social

You've been married a long time

jul 2, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Strider @reluctantranger.bsky.social

Where's that asteroid when you need it

jul 2, 2025, 12:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Devout Badger @devoutbadger.bsky.social

Personally I don't need air conditioning everywhere I go. This map would help me choose a place to eat on a very hot day. Clearly it shows the locations without AC. Why else would people be hot?

jul 2, 2025, 12:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lisa Runge @goldendogma.bsky.social

jul 2, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blue Cougar @bluecougar83.bsky.social

Can we have a map of restaurants that are owned by and/or frequented by Republicans, so we can avoid them?

jul 2, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tim O’Shea @timposhea.bsky.social

This looks like a map of where to find terrible food and terrible people in the same place.

jul 2, 2025, 12:05 pm • 14 0 • view
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Chris B @chrispycritter59.bsky.social

This sounds like Mark Zuckerberg's Facemash.

jul 2, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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jjmorgn.bsky.social @jjmorgn.bsky.social

A bright, cynical, young man starts with an idea he thinks is amusing and ridiculous, and ends up profiting from other’s stupidity and superficiality. I guess this is how you slip on a banana peel and end up on the dark side.

jul 2, 2025, 12:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kitt Lieder @kittlieder.bsky.social

Stupid values hot a lot.

jul 2, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jason Lewis @jasonnlewis.bsky.social

I stand by cancelling my subscription years ago.

jul 2, 2025, 12:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dr Twinmom @drtwinmom.bsky.social

Well…. Have you listened to congress lately? But yep- it is a sign of our moronic priorities. Of course, I feel like that this every time I look on Apple news and see some comment about a kardashian right next to political news. I just rewatched “Broadcast news” - it was great. very prophetic.

jul 2, 2025, 12:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social

I can’t trust this coming from a hot guy, Kai. Sit this one out for someone impartial sir.

jul 2, 2025, 12:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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carriedahl.bsky.social @carriedahl.bsky.social

It's like when Facebook started...

jul 2, 2025, 12:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jill @jillburggg.bsky.social

Hyperbole = funny. I would just add the stupidiest FUCKING thing.

jul 2, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social

So dumb... Just stupid... I mean, I just have to see it to mock it more... I love it.

jul 2, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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SpudRazor @spudrazor.bsky.social

This is a map of where I would have spent my money when I was younger, and my friends too. It’s an economic tool. Stupid, sure, but I don’t think it’s the stupidest.

jul 2, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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SpudRazor @spudrazor.bsky.social

To be clear, I’m saying we would have followed the hot people looking for girls. Not that we were somehow shifting the ratings.

jul 2, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Patrick Brettell @patrickbrettell.bsky.social

It's possible you/my friends and I were shifting the ratings in the wrong direction

jul 2, 2025, 12:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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SpudRazor @spudrazor.bsky.social

Laughed so hard my cat freaked out and fell down the stairs

jul 2, 2025, 1:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lisa Craig - Proceed in working trot @dqscribbler.bsky.social

Isn't this the natural outcome of Facebook's original mission? Zuck appears to have spawned a map.

jul 2, 2025, 12:05 pm • 15 0 • view
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colortexturedesign.bsky.social @colortexturedesign.bsky.social

Even further back - Hot or Not from yr 2000

jul 2, 2025, 12:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lisa Craig - Proceed in working trot @dqscribbler.bsky.social

Ah, the mental reach of the Person with a Memory. A 2-point play. I'd have awarded you three, if you had brought up the even more ancient and analogue guidebooks of the 'City Secrets [City Name]' genre. Thank you for playing. 😁

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colortexturedesign.bsky.social @colortexturedesign.bsky.social

I have a good memory for useless stuff. Occasionally, it comes in handy!

jul 2, 2025, 12:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lisa Craig - Proceed in working trot @dqscribbler.bsky.social

Me too! I like to believe that there is a firm and large line between "head full of trivia" and " trivial mind," and I will hold on to that belief with both hands.

jul 2, 2025, 12:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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colortexturedesign.bsky.social @colortexturedesign.bsky.social

I like how you think, and I’m a horse & dog woman too! But just dogs now really, I moved & left riding 2 yrs ago, too old to take it back up now (adult learner)

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Lisa Craig - Proceed in working trot @dqscribbler.bsky.social

I keep believing it's a lifetime sport. My hips argue otherwise, but that's why Ibuprofen was invented. 😹

jul 2, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trump/GOP corruption threatens the world @we-are-toast.bsky.social

As Global Warming impacts every aspect of life, especially with AI consuming huge amounts of energy, the term "Hot" will revert back to it's original meaning.

jul 2, 2025, 12:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mark Buchanan @markabuchanan.bsky.social

Return to the Social Network.

jul 2, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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ML Brennan @brennanml.bsky.social

I haven't reviewed their data, but I'm just going to say it -- I am absolutely certain that their metrics are bullshit. Also. Excessively stupid. Who, other than a ridiculously tiny subset of overly thirsty cave dwellers, would pick a restaurant based on this map?

jul 2, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael D @saltymichael.bsky.social

It is basically FaceBook for restaurants, no?

jul 2, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chibi-Robo Natelash 🤖 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social

This is just a map of restaurants @catto-almighty.bsky.social has eaten at

jul 2, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social

Incorrect. I’ve eaten at maybe a couple restaurants in New York. Try again

jul 3, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Eric Turkewitz @ericturkewitz.bsky.social

This would have been perfect for April 1st.

jul 2, 2025, 11:59 am • 4 0 • view
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PETE @pjhart.bsky.social

Counterpoint: it’s very funny

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Ellen T Wright @ellentwright90.bsky.social

I’d call that prepubescent silliness based solely upon the small brains below the belt stimulation.

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Sarah Stone @stoneart.bsky.social

Isn’t this sorta how FB started?

jul 2, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christine Conley Evans @christinecevans.bsky.social

Add that to the 3000 reasons this long time subscriber doesn’t subscribe to the @nytimes.com any longer.

jul 2, 2025, 12:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Don Brown @gettheflick.bsky.social

I bet you thought we'd make better use of the internet than sharing cat videos too. ;) Where did we go wrong, Kai? (sigh)

jul 2, 2025, 12:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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el-Shane-O @elshane-o.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social

This is gonna cause the restraints to have hot sections and ugly sections.

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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

I was going to correct, but I think I like it better as is.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social

yeah, I can't argue with the misspelling either.

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Dave @daveinmichigan.bsky.social

That’s because I’m pretty sure there are more stupid people than not

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Leo Bebb @leobebb.bsky.social

...so far.

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ejrfoto @ejrfoto.bsky.social

Early days...early days.

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Slow Lorus @marylandrockets.bsky.social

Stupid and shallow

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asofel.bsky.social @asofel.bsky.social

I mean it’s ridiculous…. But the dumbest? Not even I if I just think about today’s news.

jul 3, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view