The best kind

Simply “BiBi performing for 💩🤡”. The Nobel commission would never take nomination seriously even if submitted on time.

And 2026 nominations don’t open until mid-October 2025. www.nobelpeaceprize.org/nobel-peace-...

Won't hold my breath, but I'd *really* like to see Netanyahu gone before he can submit it.

If Trump really wants a peace prize Netanyahu falling out of a high window would be a good first step. Vladi can advise

T is the easiest human in the world to manipulate

It’s actually fairly easy to get nominated for Nobel prizes- the range of nominators is fairly wide - an elected official or a political science professor essentially just needs to write the letter

The most disgusting azz-kissing deed of this century, from one killer to another. 🤮

Shocker!

No! Perish the thought!

And Trump is too stupid to know

But the "Noble Piece" prize nomination deadline is nonexistent, so Bibi got this one in on time.

Two rapacious monsters walk into a bar...wreak havoc...and then expect kudos and ring kissing.

And the noms are usually kept secret by the committee for years. And nominees usually don’t brag about it—but Trump can’t stop himself. I think he thinks he can pressure his way into a NPP. Unlikely. And even more unlikely w a nomination from a guy facing war crimes charges in the ICC.

If the black man got one 47 thinks he deserves two.

He actually thinks he deserves at least seven—India/Pakistan, Israel/Iran, Israel/Gaza, Serbia/Kosovo, the Abraham Accords, Rwanda/Congo, Egypt/Ethiopia. He’s listed them in a petulant Truth Social Post, LOL. Yeah, the fact that Obama has one is driving him nuts.

A tacky cheap gold participation trophy would work.

Jewish Cain tells Goyish Cain he is nominating him for best brother.

They will say its for the 2026 - but I get your point -

I thinks it’s safe to say that the next 3+ years will be very unserious and untrustworthy. We are all just here to keep some remnant of sanity, peace and equality until balance can be somewhat restored. Laugh, Love, Protest….

Wait Trump has an ego?

Somebody too ill informed to realize the deadline had passed, and who would upon learning same, would likely conclude "deadline schmeadline - those don't apply to me"

I've got to hand it to Netanyahu. What he gets for the price of a piece of paper and an envelope is as good or better than what lots of other suckups have get for millions in Bitcoin.

And those of his voters

Lolz

Trump doesn’t know and his staff won’t tell him…🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂👍

Priceless lol

🤭

I bet trump doesn't know any of that. And still whine about it of course.

You know goddamn well they could make a Nobel prize out of glitter & macaroni that Trump would think was the real thing.

@davidgura.bsky.social Trump is so, so, so thirsty for this.

But nominations for the “Nobby Prize” for arrogance and elitism remain open. I nominate Trump for a Nobby!

Nah. Just an early nom for 2026.

Not to mention a Nobel Peace Prize nomination submitted by Netanyahu is, um, at the very least, questionable?…like a war criminal guilty of genocide not really thinking through his choice of PR strategy?

it'd be like stalin recommending Hitler for the nobel.

Credit to Netanyahu who didn't have to cough up a luxury jetliner. He greased the wheels with a meaningless letter.

He's already been nominated four months ago. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

I remember. Come on, people. They do enough bad shit. No need to embellish.

Hmmmm.

but surely they’ll allow an exception for a proposal from a war criminal who’s planning an ethnic cleansing in cooperation with the guy he nominated?

Two criminals stroking each other’s ego.

Shhh! Don’t tip off Trump that he’s been pranked again! Let him huddle by his phone, waiting for that phone call that never comes!