An ex colleague had to give a stool sample at the docs. He was given a plastic cup and sent to the lav. He came back with a 9 incher poking out of the cup and parked himself back in the waiting room.
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Had gastroenteritis. Retired to the bog with a plastic pint cup. Positioned it where I thought my nipsy would be. Released the chud valve. Sprayed the middle of my forearm with a torrent of brown bum wee.
aug 24, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 1 • view
Solid (or possibly not) effort.
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