He's out of theatre, all is well. He is, however absolutely mashed and talking pure shite at 99mph
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He's out of theatre, all is well. He is, however absolutely mashed and talking pure shite at 99mph
He's pretty good at that
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2pm?
'Pee is stored in the balls'
In hospital with the Lurchin ™️, he's got a bony lump which he needs taking away, so that's the plan for today. 7 foot tall (a guess, but not a million miles away) 15 yr olds who haven't had any breakfast are PARTICULARLY grumpy.
I was hoping to guide the metaphor more towards his demeanour
It's not a surprise that it's extra salty.
The Lurchin ™️ is having a small operation tomorrow. He keeps looking at things and saying stuff to his mum like 'This might be the last time I open this freezer' #shithouse
Happy Labor Day.
Lovely alt text work, 10/10, no notes
Have you got the energy to unplug the router?
So the lights are on but there's nobody home.
And Kevin.
So it's confirmed, he needs some.
Flagging a dead horse, I'm afraid.
No capitals. There's some sort of crisis underway I'm sure.
'Have they announced he's dead yet'
Had the woodburner on earlier.
BBC News - Ukraine war: Vladimir Putin says he reached 'understandings' with Donald Trump over war's end - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Fucking hell. He's got the Jester's shoes.
He hasn't been poking flumps and freddo's up his nipsy AGAIN has he?
Surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny, I'm guessing?
It takes one twat with an Amazon account and a stepladder an hour to ruin a village. It takes a hero with a long lighter and a stepladder just ten minutes to sort it out again.
Where's Stan Dard Council?
Wonderful things, if you've not driven one, cosy up to an owner, they're a surprisingly accommodating bunch, and love people who take an interest.
Just checking, painting cocks and knockers on roundabouts is still ok isn't it?
Old Soviet joke: Every day a man buys the newspaper, looks at the front page, swears under his breath and immediately dumps the paper in the bin. One day, the seller asks: What are you looking for? Man: An obituary. Seller: The obituaries aren't on the front page. Man: this one will be.
It's not a Travelodge!
Search YouTube for 'Gay Wilkinson anvil shooting'
And today's 'Most poorly thought through jug in an Airbnb bathroom' award goes to..
'Clown horn noises'
At last, some proper British vandalism. (source - www.facebook.com/share/p/1MeV...)
'Bring out your fuckwits'
Can't have people knowing things, or being provided with the means for independent thought and fact checking.
Pretty sure I've told you before, I was asked to leave M and S for rearranging cushions in a similar way
'I do pedals?'
' Nice place you've got here, Denmark. Be a pity if someone, you know, dug it up and took all the minerals'
Den Perry up to his old tricks again.
'No, Officer, it wasn't like that, you see, I was knocking one out, and the hard end of the sock must have done all the typing'
Debris, surely, as a result of them being successfully shot down without damage?
Give my regards to the camel 😉 Alternatively, you could make a lot of X rays, but probably not for very long. The smart money is on the house becoming markedly more dusty.
If it's just the tube, you're grand, a bit of blown glass with the anode and cathode in. If it's the tube plus the power supply to run it, that's another story altogether. However, irrespective of what it is, AI is a bucket of 6 day old camel jizz.
ICE shares video of Dean Cain’s training
1st of 14 days off. I am currently lying in a hammock in the garage, about to have a cheeky afternoon nap away from the dogs and the kids. More relaxed than I have been for weeks.
Anyway hello
So UKR now knows to hit the ports. Cheers lads..
Strong Henry Sellers vibes.
Indeed. It's proper 'And all the while, the competently evil lurk, waiting their turn' stuff.
One day people like Mr Bloom won't feel the need to resign. We all need to work together to push that day as far into the future as possible.
You can’t fix stupid, but apparently you can paint it. metro.co.uk/2025/08/26/p...
Another example of @vizcomic.bsky.social leading the way www.theguardian.com/environment/...
A quick look at how the REF local councillors are getting on speaks volumes..
What'll do for Labour won't be votes lost to Reform. It'll be the votes lost to the Lib Dems and Greens. They need to recognize this and act accordingly, otherwise they're gone
An aroused yet unfussy Narwhal
'Wet belt, you say? Well, I've never heard of that before, so it must be good'
Alex knows fuck all about cars.
'We've no idea where all these Lib Dem votes have come from' Jeremy Vine on election night, ad infinitum
Tell you what, I fucking hope so.
Their guiding principles are pretty solid, TBF www.redcross.org.uk/about-us/wha...
Alternatively they could just have lost them. It isn't like they don't have form.
@ifellonithonest.bsky.social Presumably it didn't need to be taken anywhere, they just wanted the tank transporter to look awesome.
Don't the Boy Scouts burn 100s of flags a year? You aren't allowed to raise a damaged one IIRC
In case you're wondering why racists are scrawling the George cross everywhere instead of the Union Jack, it's because it's much easier to draw and they're all very thick
I agree. That looks *fucking* miserable. Thoughts and prayers
I always thought it was Welsh for goose
Solid (or possibly not) effort.
An ex colleague had to give a stool sample at the docs. He was given a plastic cup and sent to the lav. He came back with a 9 incher poking out of the cup and parked himself back in the waiting room.
About an hour ago I think
When Howard Moon said his new job was going swimmingly, I didn't think he meant THIS.
'What I admire about the President is that he has done some things which mean he won't be President for long, also he appears to be losing his faculties, which also means he won't be President for long, and once he's done being President, I will get to have a go' Be warned. I am competently evil.
Mrs BDD is doing roast chicken. I'll be taking the dog out for about 2 hours I think
Your turn now, Vlad.
Because Hitler saw the writing on the wall, didn't like what he saw, and decided to try to cover it up with his brains.
Mrs BDD is on a call with her sisters. They have been reading Wikipedia to one another for 2 hours now.
That's where they get the square sausage from. It means you don't spend as much on the shaping.
Our swamps are generally full of fallen castles
We've got free speech right enough, and we are bright enough to know that free speech doth not equal speech free from consequences. That way it's generally self policing and self censoring, but if it isn't then you can't say you weren't warned. Now pipe down, you mad cunt.
He likes a crafty fart, which is why we have taught him to keep that bit of him behind the curtain
Half Paul, half compost heap
Do you need the whole dog, or is the front of this boy going to be enough?
Shitegeist is RIGHT THERE Kemi.
Wait til it gets you on the way out
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That bloody curse is coming again, I can feel it in my bones.
We were talking about him at dinner, discussing what could finally do him in. I told Mrs BDD and the kids that I want him to be bummed to death by an enraged hippopotamus, failing that , fingered by an elephant. Lurchin (15) 'Elephants don't have fingers' Me 'That sounds like a Nigel problem to me'
YES MATE #Homebrew Dad's 80th birthday party setup test run complete
Surely that counts as pre enactment
Diet? Thin ice Andy. Thin ice
We do at work, yes. In fact nearly everything in here is from the 90's
He really hasn't got Paul Heaton right, has he?
The year he was going out with Sue Barker was the only year in her career when she was unseeded.
Jakey chic
