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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

The Navy, of course, being known for their excellence at marching. Spoken of in hushed tones among the other services and internationally.

aug 28, 2025, 11:12 pm • 48 8

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social

Can they even walk this far?

aug 28, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social

I guess this is good news for the seals who can finally deal more marching pills to other navy personnel.

aug 28, 2025, 11:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social

Stop encouraging me 😂

aug 29, 2025, 10:10 am • 6 0 • view
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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social

Warfighters will be vibrating along Pennsylvania Avenue with saucer sized pupils and you’re joking?

aug 29, 2025, 10:15 am • 4 0 • view
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social

I'm trying SO HARD not to, but I also know things I shouldn't and can't help but imagine...🤭😂

Seal Team One 1977 Friday Frolics
aug 29, 2025, 10:21 am • 7 0 • view
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social

🫢 This is going to be an exercise in self-control.

aug 29, 2025, 10:12 am • 7 0 • view
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Nerdy G.I. James 🤓🪖📚🧠🍺🥃🗳️ @nerdygi.bsky.social

If they don’t march to this…what are we even doing? www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGu...

aug 29, 2025, 11:00 am • 9 0 • view
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🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 @demondawg2021.bsky.social

Maybe they can do a synchronized swimming version

aug 29, 2025, 11:10 am • 4 0 • view
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Nerdy G.I. James 🤓🪖📚🧠🍺🥃🗳️ @nerdygi.bsky.social

This is exactly how I picture the Navy doing D&C. www.facebook.com/vidclosetphx...

aug 29, 2025, 11:14 am • 4 0 • view
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🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 @demondawg2021.bsky.social

😂😂😂 that would be very entertaining 😂😂😂 (Also….whats D&C stand for??😌)

aug 29, 2025, 12:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nerdy G.I. James 🤓🪖📚🧠🍺🥃🗳️ @nerdygi.bsky.social

Drill and Ceremony

aug 29, 2025, 12:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 @demondawg2021.bsky.social

Thank you!! 🙏 Vastly different than my def of D&C ☺️

aug 29, 2025, 12:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nerdy G.I. James 🤓🪖📚🧠🍺🥃🗳️ @nerdygi.bsky.social

Yeah…that hit my brain after I posted. Lol

aug 29, 2025, 12:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 @demondawg2021.bsky.social

😂😂

aug 29, 2025, 12:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dave Shackson @djshackson.bsky.social

Hell yeah!

aug 29, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Martin The Mess aka Big Brother @martinthemess.bsky.social

Trump will demand they bring an aircraft carrier, dragging it down Pennsylvania Avenue on telephone pole rollers or something, pulled by thousands of sailors with ropes. And then he'll try to build one of these for desert warfare and future parades.

Artwork of an aircraft carrier-like vehicle crossing a desert landscape on gigantic tank treads. The flight deck on top is a concave surface filled with water, in which various seaplanes and flying boats are parked or preparing for takeoff.
aug 28, 2025, 11:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social

Someone is going to drown.

aug 28, 2025, 11:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social

I just want them all in formation in little rowboats in the Reflecting Pool.

aug 28, 2025, 11:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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Average Dad 🌻 Beer League Hockeyist @davetheaveragedad.bsky.social

Gsus. Why don’t they just get the Marines out there? Isn’t that like half of what they learn in basic?

aug 29, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Kris Fuhr @rgrhelper.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 11:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Brunswicke 🇱🇷🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽 @brunswicke.bsky.social

Forget marching. bsky.app/profile/brun...

aug 28, 2025, 11:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social

Watching an Arliegh Burke run aground in the Potomac might be fun.

aug 28, 2025, 11:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Brunswicke 🇱🇷🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽 @brunswicke.bsky.social

Ha!

aug 28, 2025, 11:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social

The Navy doesn’t even have any vehicles they can bring, other than, like, some forklifts and SeaBee dump trucks. Just rank after rank of disinterested sailors lollygagging along. This parade is going to be hilarious.

aug 28, 2025, 11:19 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

I'm excited

aug 28, 2025, 11:21 pm • 6 0 • view
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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social

Vroom vroom

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aug 28, 2025, 11:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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Run, Bike, Birds, Coffee, Dogs @runnerlane.bsky.social

Thinking about a Navy parade.

Dewey from Malcom in the Middle saying “I expect nothing and I’m still let down.”
aug 28, 2025, 11:14 pm • 3 0 • view