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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

who up having the posture of a shrimp

jul 20, 2024, 1:49 pm • 351 73

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Time Being @ssn-256-43-1893.bsky.social

I know it's shellfish but I would probably krill myself ngl

jul 20, 2024, 4:45 pm • 3 1 • view
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Nodoki 🇺🇦 @nodoki.bsky.social

Half-sitting/lying exactly like a shrimp

jul 20, 2024, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.bsky.social

Well, down on the floor, but yes.

jul 20, 2024, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social

there's a church near me that has a mother-mary type stained glass window that looks just like a shrimp

jul 20, 2024, 7:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

Cocktail shrimp mary

jul 20, 2024, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social

blessed be she

jul 20, 2024, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social

found it. Mother Shrimpy

cropped google street view image of a church with a mother mary style stained glass window that instead looks like a shrimp, as a wise drunk guy once told me
jul 20, 2024, 7:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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Cali Deathtwigs @digitalwatches.bsky.social

O you can fuck right off with your timely and warranted reminders to sit in a way that won't destroy my back

feb 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social

Not only do I have the posture of a shrimp, I’ve also got a big tube of poo running right down the middle of my back.

jul 20, 2024, 2:57 pm • 15 2 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

hey babe DMing you the name of my doctor!

jul 20, 2024, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social

Oh it’s okay - I’m quite regular.

jul 20, 2024, 3:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in

It's pretty cool that you have a spinal poo specialist on speed dial.

jul 29, 2024, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

i'm an adult.

jul 29, 2024, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in

That sounds exhausting!

jul 29, 2024, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com

Jumbo, raw, tail-on

jul 20, 2024, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social

how dare you be spying on me & not even say hello

jul 29, 2024, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

brit, your spine lookin' wild these days babe

jul 29, 2024, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social

thanks, it’s got pockets ✨

jul 29, 2024, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

what do u store in there, in your spine pockets?

jul 29, 2024, 12:41 am • 2 0 • view
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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social

the fancy word (french maybe idk) is “vértèbrae” 🤌

jul 29, 2024, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club

yeaaa

jul 20, 2024, 2:22 pm • 2 0 • view