“i drive a Lotus” the Lotus:

Bluesky is brimming with life much like this toilet

This is a bog plant 🤪

Yeah, you’re right!!

Oh, you have a water wasting bidet? Scoff.

I like it

Bluesky™️: “Doing the best we can with what we have”

Some gardener: "Did you know you can eat these flowers?" Neighour: "These ones?"

They grow near the beaches in SC, and I love to freak out my nieces by foraging them

Edible flowers from the shit can. Yes.

Ok my mom

this is what was in the Ark of the Covenant that we aren't supposed to look at.

i'm the brick

and i'm drowning slowly

Off the coast?

followed for being a brick

im the garbage can just out of frame

@bigblocks.bsky.social they are over here stealing your valor pshh

well well well if it isn't the blowjob duck

hey that’s blowjob platypus to you

all I ask is that you abide by the branding guidelines

Im the lurking cinder block

i’m that blade of grass right there

It’s not much, but it’s ours.

those are actually edible you know

so i've been told!

spicy, too, like watercress

yeah! they're real neat

hell yeah: edible flowers

I love all the fun outdoor bathroom decor at @jcsalterego.bsky.social’s house. Very classy.

there is a guy by me who was embroiled in a decades-long legal battle with his town because he had a garden full of planters made from old toilets. he won!

genuinely: good for him!

Yeah it rules, I was rooting for him. Victory for the little guy. 🥳

Completely in the way of that door..

Legit lol

Hmmm something good growing out of a shitstorm?? IDK

Wow This is beautiful

Out of the shit bowl: life.

especially because those are nasturtium leaves, and no matter how dead those suckers look they’re going to explode and cover everything next year then die and return all over again

Like Nasturtium in the toilet, so are the blue of our sky.

I knew they were nasturtium, pretty proud of that!

Posting finds a way

I’m Rick Moranis in “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” reboot.

I walked across this empty land I knew the toilet like the back of my hand

We're the flowdrs in your dustbin We're the poison in your human machine

We could import fertilizer from TwitterformallyknownasX and grow a monstrosity to solve the overpopulation problem

they shitposted us but they didnt know we were seeds

Is that poison ivy?

no it's nasturiums

Toilet Nasturtiums?

Toilet Nasturtiums?

This is what my best movements look like

True.

Perfect. No explanation needed...

i'm with you

Yes. And this is Thirsty Bluesky

i feel like shit and just want her back

Haaa 🤣. My greenhouse did something similar years ago when they replaced the warehouse toilet. Can relate.

Aww ♥️