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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

I’m on the toilet

jun 24, 2025, 6:07 pm • 43 2

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brightshadow (pierogi lawyer) @cuil.world

I’m at the Pizza Hut I’m at the Taco Bell I’m

jun 25, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social

Im also on the toilet

jun 24, 2025, 6:13 pm • 8 0 • view
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social

that is one crowded toilet

jun 24, 2025, 6:17 pm • 15 0 • view
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social

SHUT THE DOOR, ROBERT

jun 24, 2025, 6:17 pm • 11 0 • view
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social

i have to brush my teeth don’t be weird

jun 24, 2025, 6:18 pm • 10 0 • view
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social

GO IN THE KITCHEN DLY AND I ARE PEEING AND TALKING YOU WEIRDO

jun 24, 2025, 6:21 pm • 10 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

DEENY AND I ARE BUSY, GET OOOUUTTT

two toilets right next to each other
jun 24, 2025, 6:27 pm • 25 3 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

we;re holding hands

jun 24, 2025, 6:28 pm • 14 1 • view
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social

Hold my hand on the toilet so i know its real

jun 24, 2025, 6:31 pm • 11 0 • view
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Six is a mystery. @thesix.bsky.social

You deserve the home edition.

A toilet for couples, two commodes sharing a tank and facing each other. They could arm wrestle over the single flush button. The bathroom seems to be carved from a single piece of marble.
jun 24, 2025, 6:40 pm • 14 1 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

starting a GoFundMe now

jun 24, 2025, 6:45 pm • 8 0 • view
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social

when two people sit and pee while holding hands it’s called pissters

jun 24, 2025, 6:34 pm • 16 3 • view
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social

ROBERT GET OUT

jun 24, 2025, 6:34 pm • 7 0 • view
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz

jun 24, 2025, 9:27 pm • 5 0 • view
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Forianna @forianna.bsky.social

Tbh it's not your fault that you wrote this, it's my fault for having a phone 😔

jun 24, 2025, 8:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social

meghan and daryl -ass skeet

jun 24, 2025, 6:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social

wow this shower curtain rod makes a great little porch

jun 24, 2025, 6:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social

perch goddamnit

jun 24, 2025, 6:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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A.S. Brooks, Sapphic Taste Tester @asbrooks.com

This is my nightmare. Not the "holding hands with Deeny" part - but the couple's toilets. Nope nope nope *no one in the bathroom when I'm using it!!!!*

jun 24, 2025, 6:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Angry Chango @angrychango.bsky.social

That trashcan is highly skew towards one side. I hope this information serves any one well

jun 28, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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bloatedsack @bloatedsack.bsky.social

aren't we all

jun 24, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social

Is the squatty potty engaged

jun 24, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

no I have evolved beyond the need for a squatty potty

jun 24, 2025, 10:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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🐝Piper ORCHI ARC🐝 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social

pelfie tonite queen? pelfie tonite 👀

jun 24, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Malcolm McGowan @malcolmkmcgowan.bsky.social

Yeah, that was clear from the first post

jun 24, 2025, 6:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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human bean @humanbean.net

the preheated toilet

jun 24, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Savage @citizensavage.bsky.social

Assume the position! ...for posting

jun 24, 2025, 6:09 pm • 2 0 • view