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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

does anyone remember the funny post I thought of while falling asleep???

aug 24, 2025, 1:33 pm • 494 78

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David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com

Yeah... that one was great.

aug 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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corymatthew13.bsky.social @corymatthew13.bsky.social

"A meta-post won't reference itself in a dream".

aug 24, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

Yeah

aug 24, 2025, 2:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dan (Chariot Greeter period) @dingledooiss.bsky.social

Oh yeah lmao

aug 24, 2025, 3:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

yeah it was a banger

aug 24, 2025, 6:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

A dream journal for when you think of a banger

aug 24, 2025, 3:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

a dreamcatcher for posts but it’s a web of cum

aug 24, 2025, 6:47 pm • 7 1 • view
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sid @sidvicious.ca

it was really good i laughed a lot

aug 24, 2025, 2:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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W.C.P. @wcpetree.bsky.social

Was it about going to Church is kinda like eating your own boogers?

aug 24, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

the chairs one?

aug 24, 2025, 1:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

wait I think it was the tables one

aug 24, 2025, 2:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

Tim Robinson not wanting to hear any more about tables
aug 24, 2025, 2:49 pm • 6 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

ha eww ok I remember you sending a screenshot of your drafts and it was like me, leaving the fucktable store: well that was unpleasant

aug 24, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

i don't think it's appropriate to talk about Mr Met's anatomy like that

aug 24, 2025, 2:00 pm • 11 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

what about Mrs Met 🍑

aug 24, 2025, 2:27 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

same rules apply 😡

aug 24, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social

It was "who up forgetting jokes?“

aug 25, 2025, 12:05 am • 7 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

✍️

aug 25, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.bsky.social

That shit was fire

aug 24, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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alber @captainacab.airbud.website

it was something about three priests and a bar iirc

aug 24, 2025, 2:01 pm • 12 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

*nods knowingly* limbo brings us together

aug 24, 2025, 2:01 pm • 15 1 • view
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alber @captainacab.airbud.website

“could jesus christ win automatically at limbo?” legendary reddit thread closed by moderators after 4562998 replies

aug 24, 2025, 2:05 pm • 8 0 • view
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Z @lthez.bsky.social

I've never heard of this Reddit thread, was it archived anywhere?

aug 24, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org

Jesus invented figure skating as a Summer Olympics sport and won gold by default

aug 24, 2025, 2:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈 Mother Of Exiles 🏳️‍⚧️ @dragynwing.bsky.social

How Low Can You Go is not the catch phrase I thought we were shooting for here but hey, it works.

aug 24, 2025, 2:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nic Weyand @nicweyand.com

Yeh, was good

aug 24, 2025, 1:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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banned ☢️ @banneduser.space

FUCK You too?? Shit

aug 24, 2025, 6:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

best i can do is something about letting a sink in

aug 24, 2025, 5:05 pm • 4 1 • view
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PatriciaLa @ladypatricia2.bsky.social

I did but smoked a doobie and now I forgot. 😹

aug 24, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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ad bibliothecam @adbibliothecam.bsky.social

it was " like flaming globes sigmund...like flaming globes"

aug 24, 2025, 1:44 pm • 4 0 • view
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Maes G gonna get yeerrrr @joeshoo.bsky.social

Yeah it was Murder: She Wanked

aug 24, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social

I had a riff all ready to go, too

aug 24, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

it was something about sugar ray

aug 24, 2025, 11:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

a four-post bed AND a halo? in this economy??

aug 24, 2025, 11:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

byohalo

aug 24, 2025, 11:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

getting together with some friends and doing a haloshare

aug 24, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

it was amazing, but i can't remember

aug 24, 2025, 3:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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onward @sealblue.bsky.social

was sleeping, what?

aug 25, 2025, 12:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social

Check the hidden camera footage, maybe you said it out loud

aug 24, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social

something about jerking someone off witch-style (bugles on the fingertips)

aug 24, 2025, 1:49 pm • 18 1 • view
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Tom Buckner @justanotherant.bsky.social

Ooooh when you get that Pringling sensation...

aug 24, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com

I do! It was really funny. Like uproariously funny

aug 24, 2025, 1:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nightleek"Fuck JKR" 8 days til🔪🌭🧵🕳️ @nightleek.bandcamp.com

yeah i wrote it down but then i drooled on it when i took a nap in the parking lot before work and it got all blurry

aug 24, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social

I laughed a little in my dream reading it, but then I forgot

aug 24, 2025, 1:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

you were gonna say *loud truck drives by* and it was so funny

aug 24, 2025, 1:38 pm • 24 0 • view