ME, wearing dinosaur head: RAAAWWRR I’M GONNA EAT YOUUU 4-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: um wait that dinosaur is an herbivore
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Dinosaurs are serious business.
aug 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
Ok well I will battle you over territory or access to water yarghhh
aug 26, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
if you beat him up good enough he becomes a vegetable and then it counts, I think
aug 26, 2025, 3:09 am • 5 0 • view
otherwise I think you can only eat people named Herb
aug 26, 2025, 3:53 am • 3 0 • view
Barry? Leif?? And Gawd knows how many Bushes there are out there!!
aug 26, 2025, 4:04 am • 2 0 • view
Basically like it’s the 70s again
aug 26, 2025, 4:07 am • 2 0 • view
@gothtatertot.bsky.social
aug 26, 2025, 1:18 am • 1 0 • view
You need to outscience the little rascal. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWcG...
aug 26, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
d dot you're cooler than most
aug 26, 2025, 2:08 am • 2 0 • view
this cannot be true
aug 26, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
it can and it is true
aug 26, 2025, 8:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Here is where you tell him you don't care what a woke snowflake thinks. We have to prepare them.
aug 26, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
Trample his ass
aug 26, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
"actually it's a nerdivore"
aug 26, 2025, 1:06 am • 4 0 • view
the children are WOKE now, no more FUN allowed.
aug 26, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
the 'an' kills me
aug 26, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
This is the time to double down and insist the dinosaur thinks he’s a delicious plant!
aug 26, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Dinosaurs are the child's first introduction to doctrinal dispute.
aug 26, 2025, 1:36 am • 2 0 • view
you simply cannot go toe to toe with a four year old on dinosaur facts. that is a fool's errand. they will somehow always know more than you
aug 26, 2025, 2:19 am • 5 0 • view
This will be my son in 2 years
aug 26, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
👏
aug 26, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
lol rekt
aug 26, 2025, 8:05 pm • 8 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 1:38 am • 4 0 • view
Sounds like your nephew should learn to fear and respect large herbivores
aug 26, 2025, 12:56 am • 19 0 • view
d you got get cooler friends
aug 26, 2025, 1:06 am • 21 0 • view
i’m TRYINGGUUHHH
aug 26, 2025, 2:05 am • 12 0 • view
I think that means you have to bite him to show that nerd that book learning isn’t the only thing that matters
aug 27, 2025, 1:00 pm • 6 0 • view
yelling "STREET SMARTS!" each time before I bully a toddler
aug 27, 2025, 2:43 pm • 8 4 • view
Love it when a toddler calls me on my bullshit (genuinely)
aug 26, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view
you gotta take the L on this one. your nephew wins this round.
aug 26, 2025, 2:15 am • 5 0 • view
i am never not taking the L
aug 26, 2025, 8:02 pm • 3 0 • view
PRESCHOOLED YOUR ASS
aug 26, 2025, 1:52 am • 18 0 • view
how dare you challenge a four year old’s knowledge of dinosaurs
aug 26, 2025, 3:28 pm • 38 0 • view
pure hubris
aug 26, 2025, 7:00 pm • 13 0 • view
I'm calling CPS
aug 26, 2025, 8:03 pm • 4 0 • view
there's no shame quite so smothering as your preschooler's open contempt when you mix up a spinosaurus and a dimetrodon
aug 26, 2025, 8:07 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh good my 6 year old has a new friend
aug 26, 2025, 2:11 am • 8 0 • view
Smoked harder than the dinosaur in question
aug 26, 2025, 8:07 am • 0 0 • view
This is why my favorite dinosaur is the ankylosaurus. I can burrito myself into a blanket on the couch, pretend it's a shell, and lounge in front of the TV. And if anyone gets too close WHAP!! I hit them with my tail-club (a wiffle bat).
aug 30, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
That as me as a kid 😅
aug 26, 2025, 1:39 am • 2 0 • view
GOD kids are such nerds
aug 26, 2025, 6:14 pm • 5 0 • view