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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

asked for 2 Fire sauces but they gave me 4, were they flirting with me???

aug 29, 2025, 11:46 pm • 230 40

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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social

At the very least they see you’re a special one.

aug 30, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
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🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social

See I interpreted that as somebody having a "fuck the man everybody gets double sauce tonight" moment, which could also be flirting

aug 30, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
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michael black @michaelblack.bsky.social

I asked for 3 of each sauce and they gave me some combination of 2 or 1 of each... I guess they want me dead

aug 30, 2025, 12:02 am • 2 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

rip in peace 😔

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Jason the Average®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social

You’ve won the game of Taco Bell. There’s nothing else to live for. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t make the rules.

aug 29, 2025, 11:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social

That's Taco Bell for "we think you're hot"

aug 30, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social

You're dating now.

aug 29, 2025, 11:47 pm • 9 0 • view
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Now what? @brewscrolling.bsky.social

Diablo or it doesn't mean shit

aug 30, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social

You're married now

aug 30, 2025, 8:57 am • 10 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

ugh my divorce was just finalized i'm not ready for this commitment

aug 30, 2025, 4:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

real.

aug 30, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

you’re the new owner

aug 29, 2025, 11:48 pm • 7 0 • view
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Secretly Jay @secretjay.bsky.social

That’s how I imagine killatrav would propose to Tay swizzle.

aug 30, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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DigitalxKaos @digitalxkaos.bsky.social

That's a marriage proposal right there

aug 30, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Sean Bon Jovi @seanbonjovi.bsky.social

They always give me like 12 what does that mean

aug 29, 2025, 11:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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Antifa Temptress @antifatemptress.bsky.social

Save them for your dowry

aug 29, 2025, 11:51 pm • 5 0 • view
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Antifa Temptress @antifatemptress.bsky.social

I think you may have been entered into an arranged marriage

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Sean Bon Jovi @seanbonjovi.bsky.social

Uh oh

aug 30, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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rizzle rozzle @therozpoz.bsky.social

They could tell you were having a rough day

aug 30, 2025, 3:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social

did they give them to you like this

two people with a playing card as the only boundary standing between them a kiss. it's that drinking game where you move cards from person to person using only the suction of your mouth. it's called Suck and Blow apparently. so now that's in my search history. I guess the point of the game was just to
aug 30, 2025, 12:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social

Unsolicited Diablo sauce is a proposal of marriage

aug 29, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social

Yes. But when it happens to me I think it’s because they get em all mixed up in the bins so they just give me twice as many as i asked for to be sure some of em are actually fire. there’s always a Diablo in there

aug 29, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sophia Boreal @bor-real.bsky.social

No they << 1 instead of * 1

aug 29, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bamamamma @erinfsmith.bsky.social

No.

aug 30, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Clarity Restoration @clarityrestoration.bsky.social

Nah, that's me. 😉

aug 30, 2025, 10:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Katsat @katsat2.bsky.social

Because they know 2 is not enough and they did you a solid, boo, by correcting your error. They are all-knowing in this area.🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

aug 30, 2025, 12:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Broskeet @surelyfosho44.bsky.social

Maybe

aug 30, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social

Only four? Either you get a minimum of 23 sauces for your two items or they're just not that into you.

aug 30, 2025, 12:15 pm • 2 0 • view