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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

when people ask me to be serious I like to tell them about when I was 13 and my parents were fighting at the dinner table and I broke the tension by loudly stating "VAS DEFERENS"

aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 215 29

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future Smile entity victim @rifka.bsky.social

what did she know

aug 31, 2025, 11:06 am • 2 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

did it work?

aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 7 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

also kinda feels like this

aug 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 7 0 • view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

Fun and I grew up in the same household, actually. not many know this.

aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 9 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

I'm sorry I'm newsletter oversaturated rn bb I can't keep up with all the lore

aug 30, 2025, 6:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

it’s a deep cut but real ones know

aug 30, 2025, 6:54 pm • 8 0 • view
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Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

im honestly kind of shocked at brick's ignorance

aug 30, 2025, 9:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

maybe he sleeps during lore story time

aug 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

oh you're so kind but no gender for me, thanks. and regarding my sleep patterns I assure you I am as disappointed as you are.

aug 30, 2025, 9:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

oh bless. im very happy to nix gender for you, thank you for telling me. though i should have known, being genderless myself. Don’t feel bad about the sleep we will just have to air reruns

aug 30, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

dang now I'm wondering if I have spidey sense for enbies 🤔🤔🤔

aug 30, 2025, 10:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

probably,

aug 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social

Once you hit that there's no coming back..

aug 30, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Now what? @brewscrolling.bsky.social

Only a fallopian would have said something like that

aug 30, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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DigitalxKaos @digitalxkaos.bsky.social

Outstanding move

aug 30, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social

I lived this moment almost exactly except the word I blurted out was "POONTANG"

sep 2, 2025, 4:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social

This precious scene belongs in a movie

aug 30, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social

lol

aug 30, 2025, 6:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Driftless Thinking @mndriftless.bsky.social

Two seminal vesicles diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the deferens.

aug 30, 2025, 6:22 pm • 41 9 • view
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Kira Lynx @kiralynx.bsky.social

Internet award

aug 30, 2025, 6:33 pm • 3 0 • view