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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

the depths of hell ring with the sound of a million Costco carts rolling over the bumpy thing

aug 31, 2025, 11:15 pm โ€ข 199 33

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๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿงก๐๐ข๐  ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ค๐ข๐ง-๐๐š๐ญ๐œ๐ก๐ฎ๐ซ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐‹๐ฎ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐Ÿงก๐ŸŽƒ @drucifer.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 11:18 pm โ€ข 3 0 โ€ข view
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social

d, who hurt you??

sep 1, 2025, 5:00 am โ€ข 3 0 โ€ข view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

phil I cannot even begin

sep 1, 2025, 5:02 am โ€ข 5 0 โ€ข view
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social

*takes out two knives* do I need more?

sep 1, 2025, 5:04 am โ€ข 4 0 โ€ข view
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alber @captainacab.airbud.website

RIP the 100 sodas iโ€™ve lost bc i forgot how goddamned violent the bumpy thing is.

sep 1, 2025, 4:54 am โ€ข 7 0 โ€ข view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

whatchu gonna do with all that bump, all that bump inside your trunk

sep 1, 2025, 4:57 am โ€ข 5 0 โ€ข view
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alber @captainacab.airbud.website

imma get get get all my groceries soaked

sep 1, 2025, 5:01 am โ€ข 7 0 โ€ข view
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Caligula Capital Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social

they do that to increase margins costco mad smart

sep 1, 2025, 4:55 am โ€ข 2 0 โ€ข view
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

this is how they offset the losses from $1.50 hot dog

sep 1, 2025, 4:58 am โ€ข 4 0 โ€ข view
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daryl "more like 'shart tank'" b ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ @hypercubexl.bsky.social

I always get caught out with everything carefully balanced going all over the place on the bumpy thing cause there's no fucking bags

sep 1, 2025, 5:01 am โ€ข 2 0 โ€ข view
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Joe Daddy ๐Ÿฅ‘ @quetzalcoatl87.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 3:17 am โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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๐š๐š˜๐š—๐šŠ๐š•๐š ๐™ผ๐šŒ๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š ๐š’๐šŽ @forcemanure.bsky.social

its closed tomorrow. go anyway.

aug 31, 2025, 11:19 pm โ€ข 0 0 โ€ข view
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social

Costco on a Sunday should be a war crime.

sep 1, 2025, 7:53 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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ITCHY STARFISH ๐ŸŽฏ @itchystarfish.bsky.social

but d, this is how my people get cheese swiss, cheddar, colby, and havarti, it all comes in one package

sep 1, 2025, 3:18 am โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view