the depths of hell ring with the sound of a million Costco carts rolling over the bumpy thing
the depths of hell ring with the sound of a million Costco carts rolling over the bumpy thing
d, who hurt you??
phil I cannot even begin
*takes out two knives* do I need more?
RIP the 100 sodas iโve lost bc i forgot how goddamned violent the bumpy thing is.
whatchu gonna do with all that bump, all that bump inside your trunk
imma get get get all my groceries soaked
they do that to increase margins costco mad smart
this is how they offset the losses from $1.50 hot dog
I always get caught out with everything carefully balanced going all over the place on the bumpy thing cause there's no fucking bags
its closed tomorrow. go anyway.
Costco on a Sunday should be a war crime.
but d, this is how my people get cheese swiss, cheddar, colby, and havarti, it all comes in one package