every time someone publicly shits on bsky, Alf's hog only becomes more powerful
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They know not what they do
sep 1, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
can’t spell Bluesky without “tumescent”
sep 2, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
it's literally glowing rn
sep 1, 2025, 11:31 pm • 41 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
It's radioactive like that shrimp.
sep 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 9 0 • view
Yeah... "Shrimp"
sep 2, 2025, 12:09 am • 3 0 • view
Melmacians have a radically different genital anatomy than humans, all I'm saying.
sep 2, 2025, 12:10 am • 3 0 • view
how do you know this??
sep 1, 2025, 11:41 pm • 2 0 • view
he is king of unsolicited dick pics
sep 2, 2025, 2:43 am • 4 0 • view
Some of us solicit
sep 2, 2025, 3:23 am • 4 0 • view
I would expect nothing less.
sep 2, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
😂
sep 2, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Alf’s 40-50 feral hogs
sep 1, 2025, 11:35 pm • 4 0 • view
I have my fantasy football team name no one will get
sep 2, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/chao...
sep 2, 2025, 2:21 am • 2 0 • view
True canon. You gotta be one of the BlueSky Elders to know about this reference. That means d.Iy was one of the firsts.
sep 2, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
you know alf fucked those cats before he ate them
sep 2, 2025, 10:15 am • 0 0 • view
Lucky me.
sep 2, 2025, 12:42 am • 4 0 • view
Another Melmackian gets it's hog
sep 2, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
is his hog like his snoz?
sep 2, 2025, 12:02 pm • 1 0 • view
yeah his fuckin' snoz
sep 2, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
It's like his snout, ribbed for her pleasure.
sep 1, 2025, 11:39 pm • 3 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
the flux capacitor of bsky
sep 2, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
The “whoosh” of its swinging gets ever slightly louder.
sep 1, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
it's all about watto hog now
sep 2, 2025, 1:27 am • 5 0 • view
wait… what if we ship Alf and Watto
sep 2, 2025, 1:28 am • 5 0 • view
i've yet to see this elusive public shitting on bsky
sep 2, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
you're following the wrong people bc me and my buds we won't shut up about it
sep 2, 2025, 3:40 am • 2 0 • view
i was referring to adult content, but yeah maybe you're right
sep 2, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
Gonna be a neverending alf hog with how stupid this place is
sep 1, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
oh god oh god im gonna gordon shumway
sep 1, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Two blues one sky
sep 1, 2025, 11:32 pm • 3 0 • view
As its mass increases, Alfzhogg begins to develop a crude atmosphere, and soon may host a new species of meme on its tender and flavorful surface
sep 2, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
To say nothing of Tom Boobadil.
sep 2, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view