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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social

I reckon I could handle a tsunami

jul 30, 2025, 4:16 am • 3 0

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social

The trick is to stay relaxed while untold megatonnes of water and deadly debris fuck you up with unfathomable force

jul 30, 2025, 4:17 am • 6 0 • view
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Ben Peake @reddishraven.bsky.social

Drowning is clearly just a skill issue. Get good n00b.

jul 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 1 0 • view
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social

Drinking water into your lungs is always a choice

jul 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Ben Peake @reddishraven.bsky.social

It's OK, you can say you're not a Sigma. There's still a place for you on (or under) God's green earth...

jul 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Babbington Francis Flapdoodle @motithewonderdog.bsky.social

Huge if true!!

jul 30, 2025, 6:26 am • 1 0 • view
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chris kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social

I would simply go, with the flow

jul 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Harvey @harvey-normal.bsky.social

jul 30, 2025, 5:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Dolores DEI @apnudd.bsky.social

How many men would it take to win a fight with a tsunami

jul 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social

Honestly just me should do it, but now wondering whether I would prefer fighting 1 tsunami-sized duck or 50 duck-sized tsunamis

jul 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 1 0 • view
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ThoughtlessDeed @thoughtlessdeed.bsky.social

💯 You got this

jul 30, 2025, 8:33 am • 1 0 • view