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We had a good time together today. #teslatakedown @teslatakedown.com @teslatakedownpdx.bsky.social @niedermeyer.online @timtrautmann.com
Good signs as always #teslatakedown @teslatakedownpdx.bsky.social @teslatakedown.com
I love to see this.
Saw one abandoned on the side of the road in East Texas back in November. I couldn’t believe my eyes.
Were they able to find all the parts that fell off?
Lol 😂
Sensing the protestors, the cyber truck plays dead
Ingenious the way they disguise waste skips these days to make them blend with their environments.
The music is a nice touch.
Firestarter just happened to start as it rolled by 🤣
It is absolutely wild to have seen more cyber trucks being carted away or towed rather than driven on the road.
Those are going to be some ugly lawn gnomes,maybe grow some flowers in them or something
LOL!... and there was about dozen of them in the lot out front... I don't think those are going anywhere anytime soon.
Thoughts and prayers to the flatbed.
😂😂😂
Ha ha ha ha
Parasiting as always
Junk
I believe for the price of the piece of shit it comes with a immigrant driven rollback
no matter how many times i see one, it never gets better looking. just the worst ever.
the repo man got it?
maybe, or maybe it bricked?
In this scenario it’s clear the Cybertruck is a parasite existing off of its host. 🥸
I hope the raccoons got out in time.
It's probably getting towed to the junkyard, since it's junk on four wheels.
I'll bet the odometer is still running
Ha, Ha
A towaway !!!
Big Up for The Prodigy 👍
Great mileage
🤣🤣🤣
I’d rather spend 80k on that…
Fuck Elon 🖕
🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Ontario, Canada yesterday a Tesla Model Y caught on fire.
Nature is healing herself
🔥
Yeah but think of the miles per gallon he’s getting
They will collect the data and claim range between charges has improved.
😂😂🤣 on its way to the junkyard I hope! 😂
Shot in Conway, AR Also know that with $1.4B missing (same amt as 🇨🇳 factory 🤔) And an ODO suit that could be BILLIONS Musk (skuM) is cooked Just give it a few more weeks. open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
That's not safe on the back of that flatbed. Those things catch fire for no reason.
I saw one today...a silver one just like that...they're so butt ugly. Absolutely nothing aesthetically pleasing to the eye about them.
Nature is healing.
Ugliest vehicles known to Man. And I had a Yugo back in Ancient Babylonian Time
It looks a bit racked...
I checked the local Toyota dealer, and they have 4 used Teslas for sale...
So perfect haha
There were a lot of them piled up on the lot too! 🤣
Haaaaaa
Man, you gotta just pack it in after that. How are you gonna break down in front of the factory that sold your car while a protest is happening? You dumb son of a bitch.
Trash Can going to the CITY DUMP
The closest a cybertruck gets to going off road.
I saw one today and I did what I always do, laugh and then say “That is just the ugliest car ever”.
They are like Fords: Found On Road Dead! 🤣🤣🤣
There’s the perfect hearse for you-know-who. Preferably a smashed cybertruck.
Im surprised that no parts are falling off.
💯😂💯😂💯
Too perfect!
El cybertruck, en su hábitat natural, es peligroso en función de la pericia del conductor de la grúa que se lo lleva @mylestring.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣 those panels look like they were put on by sixth graders. Actually, sixth graders could probably do a better job. While blindfolded and sound asleep.
Skippy truck.
Should be in a crusher, to be repurposed as paperclips.
Loser
Made In China.
They actually look like they’re made of plywood.
Elon, you’ve been losing every single day, at every level—it’s honestly impressive at this point. You really should’ve taken Mark Cuban’s advice. Even Agent Orange looked you dead in the eye on international TV and basically said, “Yeah…I’m done with you.” Tomorrow he’s gonna call you a loser.Yikes
And that is ugliest piece of crap ever.
Perfect
Another CyberFuck bites the dust!
Nothing makes me happier
Lol
Ugly piece of shit that it is.
LOL!!!!
I would love a video of one in a car crusher, preferably with Muskrat inside
✌🏼🤣
Okay. Hate the F’elon. But it looks like a flat right rear tire. I drive a Nissan EV and have had to have a flatbed tow for that same thing.
Looks like an XL coffin
Can we get #XTAKEDOWN next?
Must have rained earlier
wankpanzer down!!!
Is it the angle or has it twatted to one side?
Looks like a metal box like object 😂😂😂😘
I saw one on the road today, safety vest greenish-yellow. It was hideous. This color:
as if we didn't see it already... those things are just eyesores in my opinion as a designer. And that's before you get into all that's wrong with them and their CEO.
That's 'chartreuse.'
That's being kind.
Wouldn’t it be funny if tow operators refused to pick up those ticking timebombs?
😅
Muskrat is so talented that he's managed to design the ugliest, non-descript box-on-wheels in the history of automotives. Then, add the propensity for them to catch fire unexpectedly. Finally, the decision to glue panels on. And this thing is supposed to be a genius? WTF?
I hope for that flatbread driver the glue doesn’t give way panel falling off it doesn’t burst into flames
Shit typo, flatbed not flatbread which makes great pizza 🍕
Cubertruck range extender
Thanks for connecting us! 🦋💙🦋
I'd love to see them being tossed into the Salacc Pit. I'm sure someone could AI that up in no time...
I wonder what happened did they run out of Scotch tape?😒
😂😂😂😂😂
Lovin the Prodigy in the background as well…..
#CyberJunk
Take it to the River!
A glued car , GLUED , what a 100k POS
😂
"Mummy mummy mummy, I wanna go hooooooome! Waah!"
Ugliest car ever made anywhere
🤣🤣🤣
😂
The symbiotic relationship with the tow truck
Hopefully on its way to be crushed into a cube? 🙏🙏
Sell my tesleeer shares....now, who makes flatbeds?
Another one bites the dust . . .
Upside. It is not on fire
Not on fire yet.
That poor thing is screaming for help to get it off the road for being ugly. It's probably happy it's being taken away.
Keep up them protests guys, your killing it!😁
Lmao
Perfect timing!
The car Homer Simpson designed was better than the CyberSchmuck.
at least "The Homer" had some interesting features 🤣
Whatever. It was no Canyonero. youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?...
🤣🤣🤣...The lady at the end, laughing it up! Well, all human technology malfunctions at some point, even SpaceX "Starships"!
Heh, where it belongs. Well, really it belongs as scrap parts for real things to use but yeah lol.
Trash
Is that Musk’s vaunted driverless car?.
Off to the recycling plant, hopefully.
The very first Cybertruck I saw was also on a flatbed.
🤣
I saw the same thing yesterday! Couldn’t take a picture. Thanks for this!!
I love it!!!
🤣
😂✌️
A little help here, I can’t do it myself
They're useful for when those flatbeds want some weight in the back during snow, ice, or heavy rain periods. 😅
A #musk mobile.. 🤭
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAP...
Ugliest truck ever. POS
Hahahaha
😂
Looks like a toy
Was the driver locked inside? 😂

I still think they look like doorstops.
Love the music
Firestarter by Prodigy just happened to come on just as it rolled by! What timing!
I have it on my Coachella 2025 playlist.
Where is this at?
Out front of the Tesla location in SW Portland, OR.
I was near Seattle. Looked almost like WA! And I knew that was Prodigy! They were at Coachella this year.
I'd have liked this even more if it'd been 'Wheels Up' and on its way to the wrecker
Died of unnatural causes😂‼️
Saw my first one today. It's was even worse than what I imagined. Just plain stupid and useless looking. A man-child's version of a truck. And being an easily triggered Soros-loving Marxist commie liberal, I smiled and then flipped it the bird.
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Parasite
LOL! Exactly! And after the tow truck dropped it off the driver beeped and thumbs up to all of us 🤣
😱
We have an expression in the uk, ‘bag of shite’. You’re welcome.
Aren’t they typically on fire
You could’ve at least tossed a friendly Molotov its way.
Probably a repo.
Flaming ones are a sight to behold.
Where it fucking belongs. I'm glad they are domesticating them as there is no place in the wild they will survive.
The funniest part is it still has the dealer plates on the truck. No one bought that yet and it's already broken!!!!
You my friend get the laugh of the day award!😂
Just sold my TSLA stock yesterday. I know there's a case that their non-auto products will be fantastically successful, but I'm frankly dubious. Who wants to wait to find out, in the current climate?
There are plenty of people doing robotics and robotaxis, and more entering every day. First mover advantage doesn’t exist here. It’s whoever executes best. And Tesla ain’t exactly executing.
I am guessing that it DIED! 🤣
On the way to the junkyard?
insert David Attenborough voice: “Here we see what only barely fits the legal definition of a “car” in its natural habitat. Unable to move itself, it resorts to its truest form of motion, leaching off a stronger motor vehicle. If one listens closely, you can hear the collective laughter.”
😂😂🤣🤣
take it right to the dump where it belongs!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's not a truck; that is City Wide Disposal hauling one of their dumpsters.
Ussually there's a firetruck involved
Just a piece of shit!!! Ugliest damn truck I've everything. Need to finish burning them all!!
I won’t be happy until Tesla is bankrupt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾
The ugliest car .
perfect metaphor 👌
It's missing the cock & balls graffiti.
Firestarter playing 😂😂😂😂
@timtrautmann.com was our DJ today and the timing of that song could't have been more perfect 🤣
Kudos to Tim! 😂
A giant trash can 😂😂
Is the owner still locked in it?
Bwahahhaha... could be!
Repo
Maybe this piece of stupid engineering is going to the metal recycle heap, I hope, I hope, and the tesla organization going down!
Conveniently, playing background. 🎵
Flatbed? That’s a garbage truck
I just have to add to this post. Tesla sells junk & sure as hell makes junk buckets.
I have been deeply amused by those attacked by raccoons thinking they were yummy dumpsters. This is equally as amusing!
Hopefully headed to a chop shop
I hope the truck driver was paid danger money for carrying such a fire hazard
Same place I last saw one.
🤣🤣🤣
That swasticar thing looks like a giant paint scraper.