Right wingers are all like ‘I just want sh*tty sliced white bread and full-fat beef milk and spam and asbestos and measles and poverty and then I’ll finally live in a world reminiscent of the yesteryear I’ve evoked in my imagination where everyone is white and hummus is illegal and I am king’.
I also want to go back to a time when we all had dandruff and athlete’s foot Those were the days
Neanderthals
and 'proper' bin men wearing cor blimey trousers.
Who collect your bins without wheels from your back yard/ garden
Bring back metal bins (now made in China) and bin trucks without those fancy self loading parts or safety mechanisim in case someone fell into the back.
Reintroduce early deaths, buzz bombs and rickets
You forgot ringworm
it's the saddest shit
"Back in my day, we didn't have tofu or worry about volatile oils. We had lard and lead paint and we liked them both."
Also: Hedge Porn White dogshit Chip pan fires Terry and June
Here’s a thought for those who want to go back to the good old days: Once any of them reach age 60 they get a lottery number Then each year a number of the lottery numbers will be selected and everyone holding them gets put to death As the standard lifespan is 2 score & 10, after that age all die
Full-fat unpasteurized beef milk because dying of milk fever was common in the 18th and 19th centuries.
King of a meagre measly throne They lust for decay, malnutrition, obesity, and medieval disease outbreaks They want their children to die of black lung in coal mines while China builds advanced green technologies and a moon base Trump just wants to be a more "Caligula" version of Nixon
And they don't even really want it - they have been brainwashed into thinking that so the ultrarich can exploit them with them willingly going along. Like with the "traditional values" bullshit. It is about one thing - the oligarchy on top and the rest of us in our place. Traditional feudalism.
And doodlebugs.
Ah, but they'll need something to channel their hatred at. They won't be happy without someone to Hate.
This is Shakespearean
*bows*
I say this to my maga brothers all the time. They forget I grew up the same time they did (60s and 70s). It sucked going hungry all the time, or not having 10 cents for school lunch. I’m not going back nor are my children.
And the truly shitty thing is that people in the 'golden age' of the 50's moved heaven and earth to fight and eradicate all that shit that the fuckwits of today seem to cherish.
Basically.
Or dead from preventable diseases or illness & no affordable health plan, plane crashes, poor work safety , starvation or climate change; homeless with beautiful clean capital, or imprisoned or deported for no reason & no due process or poor/unemployed with no social security or retirement income.
Don't forget they want the fabulous 50s where Big Rape Culture DADDY gets to beat up Mommy every night before and after raping his own children--and is never ever held accountable.
And when they get ill, there’ll be no foreigners to nurse them back to health.
I think I get it now. Things that aren't woke- rickets, fray bentos pies, chickenpox, frozen pizzas, ill-fitting jogging bottoms, pissy beer. Things that are woke inc vaccines, garlic, brown bread, anything with vegetables, France and non sweat shop clothes
We could let them not wear their seatbelts. They'd love that.
Was just talking about that oddly enough. How weird it was when you had to wear them but how it's just what you'd never not do now. Unless you're a total moron
There's some great videos on YouTube from that time. Lots of very militant drivers, angry they had to now wear a seatbelt. And drink no more than 4 pints before setting off.
Terrifying. But I remember it well
a dang shame that nothing can be done to improve Right winged penis size/performance...
Don't forget the body odor of ash tray and cat box.
Even whooping cough is making a comeback.
tag team, back again. youtu.be/ffCEr327W44?...
So will a lot of other infectious diseases if the right wing get their way. Something to look forward to under a Reform government
Exactly. This is what happens when capitalists gut education, flood the airwaves with nostalgia propaganda, and face zero real opposition—just liberals hand-wringing “why can’t we all just get along” while the country spirals into beef milk, asbestos, and weaponized white grievance.
They don’t want the past. They want a cartoon version of it where they’re king, hummus is contraband, and history never happened.
At the same time, maha. They don’t want to make America healthy- physically or mentally. They want to control us and kill us when we no longer can serve their purposes. Nostalgia my ass. It’s all a farce.
Most of them are too young to remember life in the 1950-70 era. It was dull, then bracingly exciting. We went from shooting fascists to just hitting them, so they should be grateful for that (born 1951).
A life with no hummous is not worth living. Especially since I discovered hot honey flat bread...... 😋
the thing that bothers me is that those things are all available. it's like when in america they said they just wanted the option to not wear masks during the pandemic -- then proceeded to make wearing masks illegal. they just want everything their way with zero freedom for any other choices.
Exactly! They can live like that if they want to, but just leave me alone.
When the local Denny's & Carrow's restaurants died it was because their customer base was already dead.
That's authoritarianism
yes.
Can we just build them a little sanctuary in a Lincolnshire field where they can live this nostalgia out of everybody else's way? They won't survive long so we can probably still plant next year's cabbages.
Not in my field in Lincolnshire please!
Ha! Sorry.
Unless they fancied doing some work cutting cabbages etc! Not sure they'd be any good though!
They're more likely to spray crude George crosses on them
We want them out of the country so send them to the Falklands they can fight the Argentinians when they get bored fighting themselves.
the village. (2004) dir. m. night shyamalan.
😆😆😆
I wonder if we marketed lead paint as "anti-woke serum - drink some today before THEY ban it" and put it in 12 oz bottles if they would drink it.
Hummus is illegal 😆
I haven't read the Bible but I understand that there's something in there about suffering
Eh. I enjoy white bread, full fat beef milk and spam. I'll pass on asbestos and measles. Poverty doesn't have to exist if we all practice what we preach AND stop consuming that which makes the wealthy wealthier.
Yes, it was a joke based on Farage’s milk rants, that blue eyeshadow reform-adjacent woman deciding sourdough is woke and RFK bringing back measles, general right wing nostalgia for a past that never existed and how everything is appallingly sh*t and moving backwards.
