I don't subscribe.

*Republicans forced to research RFKs penis size for "reference"*

Sarcasm I get it now

How could I forget Michelle is a eugenicist?

They clearly needed a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down. Looks like RFK Jr might be getting pushed out of the circle of trust.

This is it.

what an amazing job to have. just take 6 tabs of acid every morning and free associate into an op ed mad libs you had chatgpt write up for you.

“Donald Trump has never made any mistakes and if he did they’re Obama’s fault!!” - this dipshit, presumably

Oh shit, how had I missed the parallels?!

I somehow got even dumber by reading that headline.

Because encouraging kids to exercise is exactly the same thing as prohibiting vaccines and presenting unpasteurized milk as a healthy alternative to milk that's safe to drink.

Bullshit!!

Related to Bruce Bartlett, perhaps?

Never missing a chance to stake out that center line between bat shit fascist and mainline liberal

Long Island brain rot.

The @nytpitchbot.bsky.social will soon be waiting in the unemployment line at the rate things are going.

oh yeah man. absolutely

What?!

Vaxed?

OMFG😒

Et tu Atlantic?

Completely mischaracterizing something a Democrat did, and not being the faintest bit rude towards a fucking addled eugenicist, is basically the Atlantic brand.

hmm.. I got a subscription to The Atlantic because Alexandra Petri joined, and because they were taking on Hegseth and Waltz around Signalgate. To equate RFK Jr, HHS Secretary, the man destroying our healthcare, with Michelle Obama is enough for me to wish I hadn’t subscribed. @theatlantic.com

Michelle Obama in her own garden bothering no one, and then her Spidey sense goes off. "Somehow somewhere a white 'journalist' is slagging me off."

I swear to God, a lot of this shit is a white guy rebranding the work a Black woman did before him. When she tries encouraging healthy eating, it's "she needs to mind her own business and my kid can eat whatever shit they want!" When ol' brain worm does it, it's "Wow, what a plan! MAHA!"

same difference really

The Atlantic is a criminal enterprise.

Yeah she dismantled the entire public health infrastructure to cull the weak I mean encouraged vegetable consumption

it's gone pear shaped

Imagine comparing RFK with Michelle Obama

MAHA is Let's Die

“Rudy Giuliani is repeating Dave Lizewski’s mistakes - Midnight I-93 vigilante mishap is Kick-Ass 2.0”

horseSHIT

support.theatlantic.com/hc/en-us/art...

JFC!!

The fuck is this shit

OMG

that cannot be f*cking real

I see the comparison. Michelle Obama was hated by kids for making them exercise and eat healthy. RFK Jr will be hated by kids for making them catch smallpox. It all makes sense.

Rfk knows the way to win is that his choices will kill the kids that would've complained. Man's a genius.

WTF??

Michelle right now

Omfg

I wish he'd Bart less

this brain should be studied for science

Repeating?…possibly…inflicting disease & despair…jury’s still out 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's not a mystery why the powers that be thought an Atlantic editor would let Signal-gate slide. They were wrong, but not by much.

What a trash rag. I’ll say it every time.

thanks to the internet (something Tom Bartlett apparently does not have access to)--you can go back in time and see how irrational (and racist/sexist) GOP complaints were. They literally said more people will be run over, because she encouraged walking www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Guess it's time to share the list again

you're kidding

Ah yes. Encouraging youth to exercise is exactly like putting anti-vax kooks in charge of vaccines.

Every day another reason to be happy I ended my subscription

Trying so hard to sane wash RFK jr and to both sides this shit.

Same outcome as washing a turd on both of its sides.

What the fuck was wrong with Let's Move?

jesus christ

how am I supposed to take this seriously?

I don’t remember Michelle being in RFKs posiikn, do you?

Michelle said eat your veggies and every manchild scrunched their face up and reeeed

Spell gud

I'm not an expert, but I feel like this is being disingenuous.

New Twitter discourse: exercise is eugenics

Jim Fixx was basically Hitler

Didn’t you know? According to the Atlantic, EVERYTHING is the fault of one of the Obamas.

My God

legitimate spit take here, it's too early for this shit

this is the guy they hired specifically to cover rfk!

He's probably gone and ended up sexting with him too. RFK Jr just got the kavorka.

Wtf Atlantic

this is exactly the vibe they go for actually

Chaotic neutral

She was trying to kill us all . . . telling us to eat healthy & to move. She even tried foisting that 🐂💩 onto our kids (!) by advocating for healthier school lunches. This is ‘Murica dammit! Not one of them there socialist countries that gives a damn abt its children. Link: youtu.be/_Z4WFEJM7b8?...

Link II: youtu.be/XoX9qXBP0Bs?...

Thanks! That made me smile.

😊👍🏽 - we need all the smiles and joy we can get as we collectively fight and walk through the fire.

Tom Shartlet

Every time I pull myself in, they push me back out

Wish I could cancel my subscription more than once.

I still remember when Michelle banned all those vaccines.

Remember when she threw that roadkill in her trunk and then forgot about it for an entire day? Wow, and then when she had to explain the whole thing to Roseanne. Classic Michelle!

It was right after she took a dip in Rock Creek.

Zero notes, let's run it!

Yeah everyone is talking about RFKs arms.

We all remember that "Let's Move" was short for "Let's move away from mRNA vaccines"

There is no world where this is an acceptable headline. Clearly we live in a simulation.

Ummm wut?

Drill never missed

It's shocking how often this quote accurately applies to "the discourse"

These people haven’t changed in 30 years. Not only do they act the same, a lot of them are actually the same people.

remember when Michelle Obama deliberately caused a dozen health crises simultaneously?

Right wing blogosphere is going crazy with rumors that RFK is secretly a man

There it is, the dumbest whataboutism ever

Showing his arms?

Michelle Obama and RFK Jr "Natty or Not" challenge

Oh ffs.

Blast him into the sun

Oh god…

What?