m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
you really got a hand it to anybody who ever called a republican a nazi or a fascist in the last 60 years. they called it.
gave my life to baphomet in a denny's parking lot
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view profile on Bluesky m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
you really got a hand it to anybody who ever called a republican a nazi or a fascist in the last 60 years. they called it.
Jordan Uhl (@jordanuhl.com) reposted
Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you. [1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
and even in the US, a police investigation and questioning following such repeated and public threats would be routine
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
as usual the Graham Linehan story about "being arrested for tweeting" is actually about being arrested for making graphic threats of violence (I do think the tweets would fall just within the boundaries of protected speech in the US, but not in much of the rest of the world, least of all the UK)
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
no more stuffing a hefty bag into the overhead compartment for you
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
guy thinking his dog has cognitive issues but it's just being a dog
g0m (@g0m.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
getting so mad thinking about trans people that you have a heart attack
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
how do women see my instagram stories so fast? I post like 2 a year
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
never has a fantasy author spent so much time describing the ins and outs of a magic system that has literally nothing interesting or unique going for it
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think you can make much of a judgment based on a few posts. and as a general matter I don't think we should be socially disfavoring or favoring any types of adult consensual relationships
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't like the people who are really into it as a lifestyle because it enforces the regimentation of sexuality that, in theory, something like polyamory seeks to avoid.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
the whole reason clunky terminology like this exists is because the american relationship with sex is highly regimented.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
you have no way of knowing that and it's no business of yours
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
not really
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
I'm not poly anymore but I still think all this griping is a way for liberals to channel their puritanical hangups in a socially acceptable way. why do you care what people who aren't you are doing with their sex life?
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
the most pronounced trend among this kind of voter has been opposition to Israel
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
they should keep space force in colorado because mountains are close to space
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i've seen it on the cutting board. annoying. pan just sounds dangerous.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah getting tired of that one too
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
there's this guy who makes videos of himself making giant burritos who was kind of entertaining in a stupid way but i had to block him because he ends every video by squeezing the burrito and saying shit like "squarnch"
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah but that would require her to come up with an original idea
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
also, while i think the accusation that such and such fantasy/sci fi character is a stand-in for an offensive jewish stereotype is often a pretty flimsy one, it is absolutely true of rowling's goblins. her lack of any creativity led her there.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
once again, i don't think they're allowed to do that. good photo though.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
yes. it's his same theory on January 6. (but also that January 6 was an FBI inside job)
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
my theory on glenn is that he is an asset of like 15 different conflicting governments because he is so easily bought and flattered
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
whatever glenn does in the privacy of his bedroom is his business but he should keep his masochism fetish out of politics
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
it's a really funny thing to say when every one one his posts, including this one, have been virtually indistinguishable for 9 years
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
as many of us age our real milk tolerance becomes not so good
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
the trend of social media chefs cutting their finished sandwich or burrito or whatever in half and showing the cross section to the camera while they squeeze it into a disgusting mess.... what's going on there
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
one of the funniest things about glenn is his trump-level obsession with ratings and rankings
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
asking for a refund on my "chapel bill" branded t-shirt, hat, mug, beach chair, and toenail clippers
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
has anyone done an in depth analysis of what makes modern american journalists love getting stomped on by a boot so much?
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
congrats!
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
while I think we need to redistribute wealth in this country, the trans lawyer is absolutely not gonna do that
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't understand how it's even possible. aren't pretty much all families double income these days?
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
the thing about public school is that it is the only type of school that teaches kids how to live in the real world. but we're ruining that.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
put your kid on the fucking bus this shit is so stupid
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
no one reads politico except the 50k or so people in the country with the most influence on politics
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
"trump died" discourse was actually good because it tricked the white house into posting photos of trump looking like a complete wreck
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
this is the guy they hired specifically to cover rfk!
sonboy megapractical (@jimpjorps.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
the era of skeuomorphic presidents is over
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
lol
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
I stopped posting in january
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
many people are also mad because the woman who made the cookies is having a party. everyone is turning into the crazy old lady who bangs on the ceiling with a broomstick when she hears loud music.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
cookies are even funnier than chili. it's like the default neighborly food gift.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
somehow twitter had a second meltdown over someone making food for their neighbors, this time over cookies
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
from the classic film hocus pocus, and therefore family friendly
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you would sometimes but they've given over their understanding of women to the right wing fever swamp. if they have any real interactions with women, it just doesn't compute for them.
Big Dog on the Space Cat (@derekcarrsopp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Touching a Palantir and being brutally interrogated by Killer Bread Dave
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
I think dating for anyone is harder for anyone living in a rural area, but based on my past experience on the dating apps in a small city where I saw a lot of profiles of exurban women in my search radius, most of them are libs too
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
he's thinking "fool of a took"
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
that she's buying stuff, that they don't like her voice (it's fine), that she might be a lib (probably so since she is a woman under 35)
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
after the line break she starts talking like a hobbit
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly. as a normal disgusting straight man, I just thought the gen z boss and a mini girl was cute.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
This is why "haha leftists are triggered by Sydney Sweeney" wasn't sustainable as a shiny object, leftists aren't the ones who will just freely volunteer that "Gen Z boss and a mini" made them want to do a mass shooting
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
right wing men on elon twitter have been melting down for like a week at some beautiful NYC influencer woman with giant yabos for posting a standard "here's me ordering matcha and doing pilates" video. heterosexuality is so cooked.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
pro israel liberals are a prime example of how liberalism fails itself.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
I have absolutely zero sense of what I look like and I don't understand how I could. I look at myself in the mirror and just see an amorphous blob. I'm aware that this is strange but I also have no idea how it could be any different.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
trump has returned as trump the white
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
anyone else notice that sean duffy is slowly becoming a skeleton
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
wait there is a tate mcrae and an addison rae
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
AI search results are helpful when you don't care enough about the question to care that much if the answer is right.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
checking in after the taco bell ceo said they were becoming an "AI first" company www.bbc.com/news/article...
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
one of the worst guys to emerge in elon twitter is "matt van swol," dude who pretends to be a former liberal and constantly posts stuff like "I'm just realizing that trump is awesome, what about you guys?"
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
I'm against this but otoh trying to get a jury in DC to impose the death penalty would be really funny
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
turns out trump thinks crime rates are on the rise because he keeps watching madame blanc mysteries while sundowning
Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” (@ryanjreilly.com) reposted
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
I'm out of DC and a 65-ish black guy saw my DC plates and commented on the national guard presence. He told me he was a cop for 25 years and very pro law enforcement, but hates what they're doing with the National Guard in DC. Really hasn't hit elite media how broadly unpopular this stuff is.
y2k (@y2k.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
it is wrong. Liz says that even she, who wrote the lyrics for the cantina band song, found Sad Thad the Skintag Lad pitiable
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
the flonase lavender scent is so pleasant
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
also I think this is wrong
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
I think one man singlehandedly causing a global recession in one year is pretty damn impressive
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
I mean sure but does anyone seriously think we won't be in a recession 6 months from now?
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
mark do you ever think about how the tres comas guy on silicon valley was based on you
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
truly embarrassing that he hasn't been disbarred for like 3 different reasons already. state bars have completely failed.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
leavitt has had more ffs than the average trans woman
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
I think it was good when social media companies would remove false posts purporting to be a long list of trans mass shooters
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
literally the worst kind of landlord.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
a university (which is essentially a government for the students who attend it) forcing students to debate each other using university approved conduct rules is about as far from liberalism as you can get in that kind of setting
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
we as a society are so far afield from understanding what "liberalism" actually means
Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted
It’s easy to say that this is all RFK Jr., but Trump was talking about vaccines and autism at least as far back as 2014. We have to assume that Trump fully supports this and wants it.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
I don't think anyone should be mincing words about how crazy this guy is
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
remember the people on here who were like "ah so the left thinks a black woman shouldnt be allowed to care for her daughter" when Bowser left town at the beginning of the militarisation
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reply parent
you're taking orders from law students? sad
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
DC grand jurors clearly support my legal theory. gonna submit a case note to harvard law review.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social)
just flashed back to a random bush era conspiracy theory: people thinking that janitor basins were "muslim foot baths"