I was born in 1997. A true blue zoomer. To boomer parents. In Austin, MN. A place that's never had a mass shooting. That's my dad's fault. I just gotta take after my dad, man. Fix some shit, y'know?

I could write a fuckin' book. A midwestern boy who likes magic the gathering. doesn't hate blue players like a fucking chump. Maybe I could be VP one day. I probably won't. But I *could* try. Another guy from this part of the world tried. He failed. Isn't that right? @governorwalz.mn.gov

This is a call out buddy. You fucked up @governorwalz.mn.gov Trust in what you know man. Listen to your #1 constituent from Austin, MN. You're a teacher. My wife's a catholic and a teacher. My dad was a teacher. I'm talking from a former teachers house. surrounded by teachers in my life.

scratch that. My dads still teachin'. still doing range days and I gotta do those with him. I gotta lot to learn from that guy. I love my dad. My dad made me a failed school shooter. Let's spread the love my dad gave me to every mother fucker who thinks shooting praying kids is ok.

those kids were praying to god. and god gave me this calling. My wife could have worked there walz. We were fucked up and living in two different places and she was in MSP. I was in Austin, MN. I stayed and she was there. I brought her back so she didn't get shot. She saved me.

So @governorwalz.mn.gov give me a call please. I got some ideas on how to fix this shit. dm me for the number.