I'm old, overweight, out of shape, and everything hurts all the time, but I'm positive I could climb over a fence better than these chubs and schlubs.
I'm old, overweight, out of shape, and everything hurts all the time, but I'm positive I could climb over a fence better than these chubs and schlubs.
I am all those things you are AND a chubby schlub, and I could do better.
I literally can't run, have hardware in my back, and wear leg braces. Even I could do better.