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E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ

@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social

Occasional artist, filthy casual WoW player, enjoyer of cute and spooky things. Epers on the other place. Dumbly shy about following back people I don't actually know. Please don't take it personally. ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒˆ No AI

created August 19, 2023

730 followers 501 following 5,191 posts

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Profile picture amie sanchez (@amietita.bsky.social) reposted

huntrix simply does not miss or quitโœจ i'll have prints of this illustration up on my shop soon!

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2/9/2025, 2:51:05 AM | 893 268 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Must be a holiday, the neighbor's shooting his guns all day.

2/9/2025, 12:50:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted

happy labor day

1/9/2025, 11:19:09 AM | 3724 1753 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice.

1/9/2025, 11:54:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly hate Collins more than Trump. Trump is just openly evil. Collins makes noises about bad things being bad, she's "concerned" about bad things, she knows bad things are bad, but she always goes along with bad things anyway, and then pretends she was ignorantly tricked into it. Fuck. Her.

1/9/2025, 11:21:11 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.

1/9/2025, 10:49:37 PM | 18802 4763 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) reposted

Musk now supporting the deportation of anyone who isnโ€™t white. *Do not* use the term โ€œremigrationโ€. Itโ€™s an attempt to normalise Nazi hate.

Elon Musk & X @elonmusk โ€ข 1h Remigration is the only way 9.. 8 Steve Laws โ€ข @Steve_Laws_ โ€ข 13h Go anywhere in the UK and look around, you'll just see foreigners everywhere. โ‰ฅ It's truly sickening the damage that has been done to our nation and our people....
1/9/2025, 10:34:09 AM | 2286 700 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐ŸŒฎDon Cardenas๐ŸŒฎ (@doncardenasart.bsky.social) reposted

Obligatory repost

1/9/2025, 11:03:37 PM | 2299 637 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

The whole thing, trust me. How is this real? Is it? I feel like this has to be 50% drugs, 50% alcohol, and 50% extreme old age. Yes, 150%. This couldn't be possible with less.

1/9/2025, 10:59:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Was going to play WoW today but I got sidetracked watching Too Many Losing Heroines again. I still say it's a good show, it just has two big problems: Episode 2 and episode 12. 2 is just uncomfortably unnecessary. 12, not based on the manga, just throws a wrench in everything. Just stop with 11.

1/9/2025, 10:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a little buyer's remorse, NYT?

1/9/2025, 10:30:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.

1/9/2025, 8:51:37 PM | 12787 1844 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Showrunner can get fucked.

1/9/2025, 8:14:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mossforatu (@dinolich.bsky.social) reposted

shifting into spooky display name mode

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1/9/2025, 7:34:54 PM | 259 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

But seriously, I bet it will look great whatever you decide.

1/9/2025, 6:36:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Handshake images with bonus fingers.

1/9/2025, 6:32:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I know. I'm just being silly. Sorry. lol

1/9/2025, 6:29:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe we can help. Do you have any pictures of it?

1/9/2025, 6:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Not enough quotes around "Art" but I'll take it.

1/9/2025, 6:23:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

These pants are totally gonna make a comeback.

1/9/2025, 6:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

There's Legi, and there's wrong.

1/9/2025, 6:19:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Relax, mom. It's blasphe-ME, not blasphem-US. Oh, wait. youtu.be/aF_dHVHQGB0?...

1/9/2025, 6:13:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

We should work on the guns and short fuses first.

1/9/2025, 6:00:43 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, the window to Lincoln's shitting room.

1/9/2025, 5:52:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Right? Can't be thinking the weird AI distortion of his face is real while ignoring the slop the AI made of the US flag on his hat.

1/9/2025, 5:48:26 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Targ style.

1/9/2025, 5:24:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends. Is the hotdog alright?

1/9/2025, 5:01:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

The con better not refund his table fee.

1/9/2025, 5:00:12 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Nice thing about Trump saying he's never felt better is that he always lies about everything.

1/9/2025, 4:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

"We're just golf course employees. We're not wearing body armor at all. Honest!"

1/9/2025, 4:54:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

69 likes. Nice.

1/9/2025, 4:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't decide if he looks more like "Give me sugar... in water" or "There's too much fucking shit on me".

1/9/2025, 4:11:13 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just Fake Melania in a Trump suit.

1/9/2025, 3:59:34 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Padme: Leaves the White House for good, right? . . . Padme: Leaves the White House for good, right?

1/9/2025, 3:57:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ใพใฎใงใพใ‚Šใชโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ (@mrn0093.bsky.social) reposted

Today is my Birthday! If you want to congratulate me, the best gift would be to retweet my drawings๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’– Thank you for sticking with me๐Ÿ’

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1/9/2025, 3:32:05 PM | 1407 561 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Star Trek Minus Context (@nocontexttrek1.bsky.social) reposted

DS9 scene. Rom is a Ferengi hero who has a large bald head and giant ears and lobes that sort of connect to make a unibrow and a ribbed pine cone looking nose. He's wearing a jacket that looks like those lick and stick backsplash tiles you can get at Lowe's. He's pictured here standing in a corridor, talking to someone and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, Alt in pic 1 Happy Labor Day
1/9/2025, 3:00:58 PM | 4945 2119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Movies Silently (@moviessilently.bsky.social) reposted

Half the world's problems would go away if everyone just minded their own business

1/9/2025, 3:46:31 PM | 89 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Ray Stantz?

1/9/2025, 5:54:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

She's even more into candles than me.

1/9/2025, 5:52:16 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Mariner

1/9/2025, 5:46:57 AM | 81 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

I love how "Show fewer shorts" means "show more shorts. Just stick them right at the top. Pour shorts just all over me!" to YouTube.

1/9/2025, 5:44:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

(Please help me remember where this image is from. I know it was originally posted by someone here on BlueSky but I've forgotten who, and I'd like to credit them).

1/9/2025, 5:42:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

1/9/2025, 5:39:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know that it my favorite, but I might have one. Thing is, I don't know if it counts, because I don't know if the Babadook is a ghost, or a demon, or just grief and depression.

1/9/2025, 5:09:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

The Radiohead song they passed on for Spectre is not only better than what they went with, it's one of the best Bond songs. Probably thought it wouldn't have enough broad appeal to be a hit, but, I mean, what they went with didn't exactly burn up the charts either. Guess it did better in Europe.

1/9/2025, 2:23:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

โ€œright thing to doโ€ = "there's money in it for me personally"

1/9/2025, 1:58:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Local place has taco pizza, and it's actually surprisingly good.

31/8/2025, 8:43:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

"Outsiders" is an interesting choice for "Talentless hacks".

31/8/2025, 7:38:54 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes weโ€™re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when itโ€™s done we know all the things that it isnโ€™t, but we canโ€™t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‘

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying โ€œhow do I pack this down into something I can actually share?โ€ While swirling rainbows labeled โ€œINFINITE POTENTIALโ€ float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming โ€œall that work for THIS?!โ€ Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guyโ€™s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying โ€œHere you go, I made this, it sucks.โ€ Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
31/8/2025, 9:04:01 AM | 22335 7637 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted

Children

31/8/2025, 3:32:37 PM | 97 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

New one from Glen and Friends. I always find these interesting and relaxing. youtu.be/NBa3mvqsARY?...

31/8/2025, 4:06:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted

In other news, here's a new video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzCl... We'll see if releasing on labor day weekend Sunday is a good idea...

31/8/2025, 3:32:53 PM | 715 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

Pathetic and cowardly. Your tax dollars at work

A plaque commemorating a street mural and the painted over mural behind it
31/8/2025, 1:14:44 PM | 958 233 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, they don't even know what real cheddar tastes like, and imagine their meltdown if they stopped dying what they call cheddar orange.

31/8/2025, 3:42:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

God, that was my hell when I lived in Texas.

31/8/2025, 3:39:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Why you buying sourdough if you don't like sourdough, Alex? I don't buy rye bread and rant that it's part of the lizard person agenda to convince children the world is round.

31/8/2025, 3:37:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

He may be ranked 76th in the world in men's singles, and he may have had to drop out due to a torn muscle, but this guy absolutely wins. www.bbc.com/news/article...

31/8/2025, 3:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tanny (@tannytanny.bsky.social) reposted

The CEO is gone from social media now, lol. The good news is that Kamil Majchrzak reached out to find the child and made good on his gift.

31/8/2025, 2:31:41 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't sound good. I'll see if I can think of any more tomorrow. But yeah, Laid-Back Camp is pretty relaxing.

31/8/2025, 6:26:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

The most chill feel good anime I know of is probably Laid-Back Camp season one. Season two is nice too, but one is pretty special.

31/8/2025, 6:12:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

*the cat

31/8/2025, 5:59:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Did I mention they've got me scheduled for another MRI of my enormous head? Man, there was nothing like finding out you're claustrophobic when your head is locked in place in too small a cage.

31/8/2025, 5:55:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of the time I took a bath in the fireplace.

31/8/2025, 5:51:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

I know sexy Wattos is gonna turn into pregnant Wattos soon, but hey, whatever helps people get through their day.

31/8/2025, 5:47:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I blame that show for my brain lesion and subsequent brain surgery back in '21. But I don't regret liking it. Regret was in the part of the brain that died.

31/8/2025, 5:44:48 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

I want to rename that cat Ellipsis because of the little paws.

31/8/2025, 5:39:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm old, overweight, out of shape, and everything hurts all the time, but I'm positive I could climb over a fence better than these chubs and schlubs.

31/8/2025, 5:35:03 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Relationship anime or just anime in general? For relationships some that come to mind are Skip and Loafer, Too Many Losing Heroines (if you can get past episode two. To me it's an unnecessary low point), My Loves Story, Kaguya-sama: Love is War- I know there's more but my brain's kinda mush tonight.

31/8/2025, 5:02:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross.

31/8/2025, 3:48:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I figured it out. But it took some thinking. Glad I don't have anyone in my life that uses crap like that.

31/8/2025, 3:47:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Still can't decide if I like 'rack my brain' or 'wrack my brain' more. I think I like 'wrack' (wreck) even if 'rack' (torture) is probably more accurate.

31/8/2025, 3:25:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Does make me feel like I'm doing something right with my life when I have to rack my brain to figure out what the "k-slur" is.

31/8/2025, 3:21:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted

New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate

31/8/2025, 2:43:55 AM | 5443 880 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evangeline Gallagher (@egallagher.bsky.social) reposted

Hello itโ€™s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea itโ€™s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and itโ€™s wrong most of the time and weโ€™re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff ๐Ÿ‘ I need more money for this btw

26/8/2025, 5:36:54 PM | 7682 2255 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Burger won.

31/8/2025, 3:14:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Would have been the healthier option.

31/8/2025, 3:14:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

I want a burger and I don't want to leave the house. I'm not sure which desire is stronger.

31/8/2025, 1:54:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Just fire some photon torpedoes at it. I'm sure that'll work.

31/8/2025, 1:50:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Problem is, Florida cops have no problem arresting children. They'll even hit them with their cars first. youtu.be/0EfOLCjj3ho?...

31/8/2025, 1:45:08 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hyperlexic (@hyperlexic.bsky.social) reposted

Theyโ€™re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING

30/8/2025, 11:53:19 PM | 6131 2029 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I swear the fart kills me every time. But then I apparently never aged past twelve mentally so

30/8/2025, 8:06:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Oh, it's My Dress-Up Darling day. I guess it's time for my one burger a week.

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Profile picture James Fallows (@jfallows.bsky.social) reposted

This firefighter arrived in the US at age 4, has been here for 19 years, was on track to legal status, and was on a crew trying to contain a major blaze (in Washington state, vs Oregon, fwiw.) h/t @joshuajfriedman.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

30/8/2025, 6:58:05 PM | 6173 2872 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Fun ska cover from @skatunenetwork.bsky.social of Giant Woman from Steven Universe. youtu.be/vwXBfcofGf4?...

30/8/2025, 5:20:31 PM | 62 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

If I want bananas I don't want to have to chase down some drunk-ass robot. If I don't want bananas I don't want be run into by some drunk-ass robot.

30/8/2025, 5:15:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice little teaser trailer.

30/8/2025, 5:13:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Man, he's still alive and KPop Demon Hunters has slipped to #3 in movies? Talk about a SADturday.

30/8/2025, 5:10:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

Does anyone ever take pushing the tower over pictures in Pisa?

30/8/2025, 4:17:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Step one involves no longer living.

30/8/2025, 4:12:20 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word Batman punching the Penguin with the word Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word
30/8/2025, 3:34:32 AM | 5650 1714 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

So, went to the eye doctor and I do need glasses but... Does anyone know where to get frames for plus sized heads? I'm talking glasses for a watermelon size. They had two options there and they were too small. Look, my head's almost big enough to have moons.

30/8/2025, 3:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I assumed it would be a (enormous finger quotes) "medical device" but a defibrillator is actually legit.

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Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Convient to have a gas station and a Burger King within dancing distance.

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Profile picture Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

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Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Iโ€™m just saying that when it happens my heart's growing three sizes.

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Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Will's getting into birdwatching.

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Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social) reply parent

On the plus side, he got a tiny taste of how much everyone hates him and how happy we'll all be when he kicks it.

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Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

When it does happen, it'll be the first time in over a decade we won't know if the vehicle going by flying the US is being driven by a racist.

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Profile picture E. Perkins ๐ŸŽƒ (@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social)

I hope he two coins he needs are part of the shit glued to the oval office walls.

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