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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social

“Democrats could be anywhere. They could be in your town. They could be hiding under your bed. More likely, they are at a farmer’s market, selecting artisanal pickles.”

aug 5, 2025, 12:10 am • 296 65

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Winston Saunders @winstonas.bsky.social

Release the Epstein files!

aug 5, 2025, 12:14 am • 2 0 • view
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EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social

They can be certain anyone going in or out of a TX vaccine clinic isn’t a republican.

aug 5, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social

"THEY'RE HERE!!!"

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aug 5, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Bob Perry @bpmusic.bsky.social

Roll hot wheels off a cliff

aug 5, 2025, 12:33 am • 2 0 • view
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TFlora @tflora.bsky.social

Laughing with tears 😭

aug 5, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Sandi @sandi65.bsky.social

Omgod...hot wheels is fuccing delusional.

aug 5, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Robby Knight @wildkentuckycat.bsky.social

I saw one at Whole Foods at the pizza by the slice counter.

aug 5, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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POSUTtRUmp 100% parody of Piece Of Shit Ultimate Traitor @posuttrump.bsky.social

Lol

aug 5, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Craig M. @cpmaz.bsky.social

Artisanal pickles? I'm in!

aug 5, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
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karencaulk.bsky.social @karencaulk.bsky.social

They could be masquerading as ICE with facemasks...

aug 5, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Mellow Deb @mellowdeb.bsky.social

What? For real? He is a demented half man.

aug 5, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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tippy-1fred.bsky.social @tippy-1fred.bsky.social

Love that sarcasm ❤️

aug 5, 2025, 12:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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J.C. Wilder @jcwilder.bsky.social

Are 'artisanal pickles' WOKE now?

aug 5, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
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3elo.bsky.social @3elo.bsky.social

Hand-made, and most likely fermented? And you need to ask? That's enough to make a righteous Republican pucker up--at the nether end!

aug 5, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Rongnion @enemyfromwithin.bsky.social

😂

aug 5, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Kerry @lifenotes2.bsky.social

they could b doing something kind or moral or the right thing when no one is looking, they might b listening to constituents or trying to do a good job or trying not to completely destroy our home planet…. b on the lookout

aug 5, 2025, 12:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Nancy @plaintanjane.bsky.social

Ahahaha… I hear a lot them have been spotted on pickleball courts and talking to the constituents of House Republicans across the country hungry to talk to politicians who care.

aug 5, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social

Not a Democrat, but I went to the grocery store today with my KPCC reusable bag. Oh, and I make my own pickles, too. I don't sell them. Now I feel targeted.

aug 5, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES @illinoismanfella.bsky.social

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aug 5, 2025, 12:17 am • 5 1 • view
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Lilydeb @lilydeb.bsky.social

The dems are eating the dogs , they’re eating the cats…

aug 5, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Jay @conformityorelse.bsky.social

Redneck fourth Reich 😵‍💫

aug 5, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view